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♥♥♥HOW DO YOU KILL EDWARD?♥♥♥
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Aug 19, 2009 05:45PM
Im idealess.....all I can think of is blood......
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lol... blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood... O.o
Bwahahahahaha......*Stops typing in case some thoughts leak out.....*
Headless Edward with a pole sticking out of his stoumage, blood squriting everywhere *Stops typing*
oooooo
DROP HIM IN A BURNING BUILDING WITH A FALCON (rips him up and burns him, awesome!!!!!) @_@
DROP HIM IN A BURNING BUILDING WITH A FALCON (rips him up and burns him, awesome!!!!!) @_@
Whoa. Awesome.Hold on a sec, Edward doesnt have blood!
Aw man!
It wont be as cool if he isnt covered with blood!I know! cover him with bella's blood!
Hoorah!
YES! So heres what we got(I think) Keep Edward isolated, which tortures him and bella, then after a while take bella to get a haircut, and then give edward a meat pie(although in my opinion, dont tell him what kind of meat is it just yet. then eventually, give him bellas head OOH!! IDEA what if we drop a bucket of Bellas blood on him and with that blood comes the head of Bella! Then we tell him what kind of meat is in his meat pies :)
Looneytunes wrote: "YES! So heres what we got(I think)
Keep Edward isolated, which tortures him and bella, then after a while take bella to get a haircut, and then give edward a meat pie(although in my opinion, do..."
awesome. im overjoyed!!!!!
Keep Edward isolated, which tortures him and bella, then after a while take bella to get a haircut, and then give edward a meat pie(although in my opinion, do..."
awesome. im overjoyed!!!!!
or Bella and Edward get married, Bella changes, and Jane comes back for Bella. And Bella (being a very strong newborn) shoves Edward hard in the chest to get him away from Jane. He flies hard, she kills Jane, only to find out that she had jump start Edward's heart, turning him human. Jacob is there continuing to give Edward life support. You see Edward with green eyes crying, listen to his heart. He exchanges some sappy words with Bella before the corrupt venom in his body consumes and stops his heart killing him for real.
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bring harry potter and either use the avada cadavra spell, or the killing course. that should take care of bella, and the edward dies of loveloss
bring harry potter and either use the avada cadavra spell, or the killing course. that should take care of bella, and the edward dies of loveloss
Or you could cobine all 3 in someway
Let's give it a try!
We could.....
Take Harry Potterm use the killing curse on Bella and chop her head off and pour the blood on Edward. Someother newborn comes a long and jump starts his heart and it goes on and on
We could.....
Take Harry Potterm use the killing curse on Bella and chop her head off and pour the blood on Edward. Someother newborn comes a long and jump starts his heart and it goes on and on
i got another one
And to clear some things up, when a human is bitten the venom takes over right? so I just figured that when Edward dies, and his heart starts working, it can't keep up with the rotten venom. So the venom is more like poison!!!
edward must die
o_o
And to clear some things up, when a human is bitten the venom takes over right? so I just figured that when Edward dies, and his heart starts working, it can't keep up with the rotten venom. So the venom is more like poison!!!
edward must die
o_o
i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do you have any other ideas??????
do you have any other ideas??????
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send the headless horseman on renesme, send bella to sweeneys, lock edward up, with lestat as a jail guard. then, bring him the bella pie. force him to eat it. after he does, tell him what was in it. then, wrap renesmes head up in a birthday box give it to him, and make him open it.
send the headless horseman on renesme, send bella to sweeneys, lock edward up, with lestat as a jail guard. then, bring him the bella pie. force him to eat it. after he does, tell him what was in it. then, wrap renesmes head up in a birthday box give it to him, and make him open it.
o yeah. let me see what else i can rake up.
here we go:
How to Kill Edward Cullen
Step 1. Locate the horrid excuse for a vampire (look for Bella, as we all know he'll be stalking
Step 2. Ask him “Guess what!”
Step 3. When he says “what?!” (if he manages to take his eyes off his whore) reply, “I don't believe in Faeries.”
Step 4. Grin cruelly at his horrified face
Step 5. Enjoy yourself as the pansy explodes into a pile of faerie dust
Step 6. Repeat yourself to all the Cullens if desired
How to Kill Edward Cullen
Step 1. Locate the horrid excuse for a vampire (look for Bella, as we all know he'll be stalking
Step 2. Ask him “Guess what!”
Step 3. When he says “what?!” (if he manages to take his eyes off his whore) reply, “I don't believe in Faeries.”
Step 4. Grin cruelly at his horrified face
Step 5. Enjoy yourself as the pansy explodes into a pile of faerie dust
Step 6. Repeat yourself to all the Cullens if desired
nice! I love it.Maybe we could wipe off his spray-painted abs, too.
got thta off the internet too!
wow.you think alot about this
♫☻☆Becca☆☻♫ wrote: "here we go:How to Kill Edward Cullen
Step 1. Locate the horrid excuse for a vampire (look for Bella, as we all know he'll be stalking
Step 2. Ask him “Guess what!”
Step 3. When he sa..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beat him in the head it a board and mercilessly tear him limb from limb a watch him sit there screaming as rip rip out his beating heart and stomp it into a pulp!!!!!
yaw...
spray him with a hose... first itll wash off all his body glitter, and then he will melt... XD
spray him with a hose... first itll wash off all his body glitter, and then he will melt... XD
Contact either the Winchester and/or Salvatore brothers.They will handle the rest free of charge.
