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♥♥♥HOW DO YOU KILL EDWARD?♥♥♥
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Steven
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Jun 17, 2009 05:16PM
I would call up Vampire Hunter D, Awesome anime and japanese novels owns bad american books.
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Well there is Lovecraft, King, and some others I can't think of right now.
Celine wrote: "Sunli--Actually, forget it."
LOL
Rosie wrote: "Hmmm. Let me see if I have a way to kill Edward....*thinks* Ooooooo my evil streak is showing*points to my evil streak* First of all I would tell all the little Edward fan girls to go to a surtain ..."o gawd thats horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol, another thing i could do...
magically transport edward into world of warcraft, go onto my charrie, infect him with the plague, then give him a long paifull death with my shiny broadsword, hide his corpse and watch him wander around for hours, hopelessly searching for it, finnaly get bored, and raise him from the dead as a ghoul so he will be my slave, and then, finnaly get bored and kill him again twice as painfully!
and, ofcourse, this will all b caught on film where ill broadcast it on all public television for the hopeless twitards to see!
magically transport edward into world of warcraft, go onto my charrie, infect him with the plague, then give him a long paifull death with my shiny broadsword, hide his corpse and watch him wander around for hours, hopelessly searching for it, finnaly get bored, and raise him from the dead as a ghoul so he will be my slave, and then, finnaly get bored and kill him again twice as painfully!
and, ofcourse, this will all b caught on film where ill broadcast it on all public television for the hopeless twitards to see!
i know, right? i sooooo wana do that!
b my guest go do it PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
i would, but i cant zap him into my pc!! grrrrrr
grrrrrrrrrrr *raises pitchfrok* ANGRY MOB, UNITE!
Apocalypse? I can vaguely remember something named like that.What is it?
Hmm...a way to kill Edward..Dean and Sam Winchester!
OMG!!!!!!!!! THIS IS REALLY RANDOM, BUT ITS VAMP RELATED!!!! I HINISHED DRACULA!!!!!! FINNALY!!!!! AND WE SHOULD CALL VAN HELSING ON THE SPARKLEPIRES!!! WROAR!!!!!!!
awesome. vampire story+hamlet ending = best horror evar!
kill him with MEGA STAKE MACHINE GUN!!!!!!!!!!!watch this to see it in action
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view...
hehe, and now that i think about it, just tell lestat that edward is stealing his fans... XD
Ooohhh make him watch bella and jacob sleeping next to each other.....(if you know what i mean.....) heheheheOH and RAIN your back whoop de do yay
*does victory dance*
What a shame. What are we going to do now?
Saved By Grace wrote: "Well, that's for the roleplay. So I was just sayin ... :P
It's just whenever you mention something about the TAC agency killing them, 'technically' you 'can't' because we made a truce. But if you'..."
lol, but you didnt say anything against LESTAT killing him! ^^
It's just whenever you mention something about the TAC agency killing them, 'technically' you 'can't' because we made a truce. But if you'..."
lol, but you didnt say anything against LESTAT killing him! ^^
I would kill Edward/RPatz by cutting his throat.
Christian Bale?Coolio, is he going to yell at the vamps until their heads explode? Lol, jk.
Warning: Many many swear words: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgDypR...
Saved By Grace wrote: "Exactly, Nellie. Unless Lestat is a part of TAC? I can't remember all of those who are. I think Dante is, the Winchester brothers; Dima, Rinec, and their two children, ah ... hmmmm ... Christian Ba..."EWWWWWWW.
EDDYKINS?????????????
*bangs head on keyboard till dies*
jowqeijaasiofjisajieeoafhiodafihujgwisekfnfifnoaijdli!
Eddykins! Can we just call him deadward?
you know i just thought of something, I mean I read new moon and edward suffered a lot without bella and vice versa, so rather than kill him, why not just isolate him? in an area he cant get out of, that way he'll suffer all alone wishing he was dead but not being able to do anything, and bella will suffer cuz deadwards not there hehehehehe
lol, nice
tell lestat that deadward is stealing his fans...
tell lestat that deadward is stealing his fans...
Amphitrite wrote: "Looneytunes wrote: "you know i just thought of something, I mean I read new moon and edward suffered a lot without bella and vice versa, so rather than kill him, why not just isolate him? in an are..."BETTER YET! k so edward is isolated and bella is upset, and eventually we kill her, or she commits suicide or something, and as soon as possible take that body to edwards isolation so he smells bellas scent and all then drop the body into the cell, and so edward gets twice as much suffering!
send the headless horseman on bella. then take away her head. then give it to edward.
OMG YES!Me likes the way you think Nellie
Nellie-la Holmes wrote: "send the headless horseman on bella. then take away her head. then give it to edward."OhMYGOSH AWESOME!!!!!! BRAVO!!!!!
*bows* thank you, thank you *sees headless horseman* OMG!!! AHHH!!! *faints* lol (pun intended, for those of you whove seen the movie...)
Nellie-la Holmes wrote: "*bows* thank you, thank you *sees headless horseman* OMG!!! AHHH!!! *faints* lol (pun intended, for those of you whove seen the movie...)"
wow Nellie-la
wow Nellie-la
Nellie, I LOVE OUR PLAN TO TORTURE THEM!!!!!!!!!!
lol, thanks... theres more where that came from...
send bella to sweeney barber shop for a haircut...
later, bring edward a nicen' fresh meat pie... tell him its bella (cuz it is!)
send bella to sweeney barber shop for a haircut...
later, bring edward a nicen' fresh meat pie... tell him its bella (cuz it is!)
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought you were POTO obsisted, not Sweeney TOdd
cant think of any good POTO ones yet...
Drop Edward at my school, he will be ripped to atoms
lol, NICE! ^^
tell dracula that edward is being a disgrace to all vampire-kind... and is destined to take over london before him
tell dracula that edward is being a disgrace to all vampire-kind... and is destined to take over london before him
