Wish Corrupter

[Arget]

I wish my cat wasn't stupid.

[Squiggles{Kelly}]

Granted, now she's smarter then you and you are her slave. I mean, even more then cat-owners usually are. She creates cucumber minions and stuff.

I wish my brother would go to sleep so I don't have to read Redwall to him.

[[deleted user]]

Wish granted, but you have to read something else to him...

I wish my siblings would turn off the TV...

[Squiggles{Kelly}]

Granted, but it's because it breaks and then your parents never ever buy another one.

I wish my brother would stop sniffling and just blow his nose!!!

[[deleted user]]

((Yes!))

Wish granted, but then he whines about a headache.

I wish my siblings would shut up...

[Squiggles{Kelly}]

Granted, but its because they're dead.

I wish the dress I want wasn't over $300.

[Hylian Princess]

Wish granted, but now all of the dress of that type are sold out.

I wish I had Wicked tickets

[Squiggles{Kelly}]

Granted buuut...Sorry I can't do this one. I want Wicked tickets so freakin bad.

[Hylian Princess]

ME TOO! They're all sold out! GRR!

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you miss the show.

I wish I could go see Wicked...

[Hylian Princess]

((NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!))


granted but you get a seat behind a REALLY fat guy who chomps on garlic the whole time and smells like a pig

[Squiggles{Kelly}]

Granted but none of your friends ever speak to you again out of pure, unadulterated envy. And the show is not as good as you expected...and someone with congestion issues sits behind you the whole time and droplets land on your neck.

I wish my brother would stop saying "Kelly!"

[Hylian Princess]

((eww, that's worse than mine))

[Hylian Princess]

wish granted, but now he says "loser" (sorry, all i could think of)

[Squiggles{Kelly}]

((make a wish!!!))

[Hylian Princess]

((oh yeah :)))

[Hylian Princess]

i wish that i wasn't tired.

[Damon]

wish granted, but you can't fall asleep for 6 months

i wish my girlfriend was sitting next to me

[Emily]

granted but she's breaking up with you

i wish i could meet the guy of my dreams

[Arget]

Granted. But he is married to someone else.

I wish my brother wouldn't watch stupid cartoons.

[[deleted user]]

Wish granted, they're no longer cartoons.

I wish my mom didn't wake me up....

[Emily]

granted but your alarm wakes you up at 5 am

i wish i could think of something to wish for

[[deleted user]]

Wish granted, you wish to be sick.

I wish I could have another donut...

[мσση∂υѕт, The awsome maker of this group!!!]

wish granted, you get a really bad stomach ache

I wish that I could stay on for longer


((darn, I have to go again! be back on at like, 12:30))

[[deleted user]]

((kk))

Wish granted, now, you can never leave! Yay!

I wish Claire/Moondust didn't have to go...

[Emily]

wish granted, she comes back

i wish i didn't have a lot to do today

[[deleted user]]

Wish granted, now you're bored because you have nothing to do.

I wish I was able to go to my friends house today.

[Emily]

wish granted but he/she ignores you the entire time

i wish my best friend was here

[[deleted user]]

Wish granted, but he/she ignores you the entire time..

I wish... er... I don't know... I wish that I had the next episode of my podcast...

[Emily]

granted but it's really bad

i wish i thought of a wish ahead of time

[[deleted user]]

Wish granted, but you forgot it.

I wish I had a wish to wish...

[Emily]

granted but it ends badly

((i g2g be back later sorry!))

i wish i didn't have to go

[[deleted user]]

Wish granted, now you can never leave!

I wish someone would come on to RP...

[Arget]

Wish granted but then the group gets deleted.

I wish it wasn't so late.

[Emily]

wish granted, now it's really early

i wish i wasn't tired

[[deleted user]]

wish granted but then your starving

I wish it was summer.

[Arget]

wish granted but you have missed all the time between now and then.

I wish I could get my bird today.

[♠Miriam♠]

wish granted, but it's hard to take care of.

i wish it was christmas all over again

[Emily]

granted but you get no gifts

i wish i was 18 already

[Squiggles{Kelly}]

((I can't think of any way to corrupt that wish- I wish I was too!!!))

[[deleted user]]

Wish granted but you're only 18 for a day.

I wish I was dry.

[Squiggles{Kelly}]

Um...granted. But now you are so dry you can't move, or your skin will crack.

I wish I was clever.

[♠Miriam♠]

wish granted, but then u become thirsty.

i wish i was a kid again.

[Emily]

granted but then you grow up too fast and miss important things.

I wish I was allowed out of the house again after tonight..

[[deleted user]]

Wish granted but someone kidnaps you while you're out.

I wish I had more truffles.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you couldn't get out of your chair


I wish I had a Wii game system

[[deleted user]]

Wish granted, but it blows up when you turn it on.

I wish Hanne Hukkelberg didn't sing.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you could never come back


I wish I could fly

[Emily]

granted but dick chaney shoots u down thinking you're a duck. ((lol i had to say it sorry!))

i wish i had my OWN laptop and not just my school's...

[Arget]

(( Lol. Ya'll wish you were 18. Nothing so great about it.))

Wish granted but then it lets all kinds of viruses in and is un-useable.

I wish I was an Oscar Myer Wiener.