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May 31, 2013 10:05AM
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I'm sweating out of my eyes lol that one is awkward -.-
Putting sand in your puss to make the crabs feel at home Ctfu !
twenty-three days ago my mother laid an egg.(it was purple with pink stripes)
how's the cow, soilder? sir, she walks, she talks, she's full of chalk...... i can't remember the rest sir, but i like ice cream
My book was about a book about butter
jiggle my ass and call me a kangaroo, if my name was milk would you slap me in the pussy and call me a horse? yes sir i want to suck your ass through your androgynous nose and excrete fiber throughout my world of penis fish
dancing kangaroo that are purple and they talk English
So I was walking down the stret and this random hobo asks me for my lunch money I'm like * but you don't eveb go to my school why would you need my lunch money * smh
Dragons eating marshmallows that are eating people.
-Hey, know any jokes about Sodium?-Na.
Just look up things to do in an elevator :)
Lalalallalallallllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
If you're happy and you know it...you must have seen a unicorn!
Chickens sleep on clouds, unicorns poop out rainbows, ninjas drowned a purple polka dot cat, and a fox sang with rainbow birds.
there are donkeys inn the skybabazooleh
Shaba laba ding dong
The sky is purple and made of hedgehogs...
The moon is green and made of Tobias eatons
Flying on a cloud made of candy next to a taco truck...
i just smashed my head against a slice of bath gel with melted corn baskets while walking with plastic toe surgeons
i think thats a winner. black snow over a bubbling rainbow just fell on my head..owwie
A tall stout fat thin beautifully ugly chipmunk gave me a nice juicy A slathered with marmalade...but then a pickle stole it.
Someone was wearing a pair of shoes. The shoes com busted and the world melted with bunny cuteness syndrome. The Mogodorians took over the empty space and tried to patch there problems with a leftover eggshell. The resulting confusion created a block of old bank receipts that sucked everything that started with a "Z". That is why Zebras and people named Zerrrrra and Jerry no longer exist. Meanwhile the preview party had an argument about who should jump in the Kool-Aid pool first. :)
He is real wildHe's a hippy child
He smokes the grass
He is kicka**
He got run over
Oh well.
"Bones and bricks may break my sticks, but turds will never hurt me" x
A bapple a day will keep the minions at bay.
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as grandma shat a chicken wing, the asians they began to sing, as my anus would ring, grandpa touched my dingaling
Did you know that once I glued myself to the toilet with melted cheese from Louisiana which's capital is Baton Rouge ,and there was a guy there who ate 50 lbs. of hot dogs and he exploded into elephants with jugglers on them who ate seaweed from India with aliens from plant zeebee who came to destroy the earth but got shrunk in the space time continuum, in space they meet Daffy Duck eating porky pig who was from Brazil, who, in 1492 sailed the ocean blue and drown?
He's so tough, he's probably afraid of marshmellows and really bright sunrises.
When we think a thing, the thing we think is not the thing we think we think, but only the thing we think we think we think.
Come over here, look at this Amish website I found! And
What? U ate a salamander under a full pie that had been struck by a lighting bolt! That's bad ju-ju!
Yangershnoodle...
Peanut butter is the answer.
Also remember, the strawberry implodes at 5 am.
Smell my cereal and u will taste like a counter
