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Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but the government forces you to eat more and not excerise.
I wish to go on vacation.
I wish to go on vacation.
Granted, but your library burns down.
I wish I had a dog.
I wish I had a dog.
Granted, but there are no jobs.
I wish I had a horse.
I wish I had a horse.
Granted, but she gets larngitis.
I wish I had chocolate milk.
I wish I had chocolate milk.
Granted, but they die.
I wish I had a turtle.
I wish I had a turtle.
Granted, but you hear horrible thoughts.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but everybody else gets taller.
I wish I was a horse.
I wish I was a horse.
Granted, but she went on vacation.
I wish I was watching TV.
I wish I was watching TV.
Granted, but the horse loses his wings.
I wish I had a unicorn.
I wish I had a unicorn.
Granted, but the dragon may be killed.
I wish I had powers.
I wish I had powers.
Granted, but books get banned.
I wish I had a grasshopper.
I wish I had a grasshopper.
Granted, but the scooter breaks down.
I wish I could see ghosts.
I wish I could see ghosts.
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish I had a wild horse.
I wish I had a wild horse.
Granted, but the government bans exercise machines.
I wish I had ice cream.
I wish I had ice cream.
Granted, but some rooster gets you up.
I wish I had a lion.
I wish I had a lion.
Granted, but some weird horse neighs too loud for anyone to talk.
I wish I was riding a horse.
I wish I was riding a horse.
Granted, but you lose your wings.
I wish I had a unicorn.
I wish I had a unicorn.
Granted, but the shows get banned.
I wish pretend things existed.
I wish pretend things existed.
Granted, but there's the bothersome daylight.
I wish I was swimming.
I wish I was swimming.
I wish I was running at night.
Granted, but people get taller.
I wish I had powers.
I wish I had powers.
Granted, but everyone becomes giants.
I wish I was a wrestler.
I wish I was a wrestler.
Granted, but they're all criminals.
I wish I was in a graveyard.
I wish I was in a graveyard.
Granted, but people get you up.
I wish I had free internet.
I wish I had free internet.
Granted, but somebody throws her in a pool.
I wish I was in an ocean.
I wish I was in an ocean.
Granted, but a hunter cuts your horn off.
I wish I was on an overpass.
I wish I was on an overpass.
Granted, but you kill people and get killed yourself.
I wish I was a demon.
I wish I was a demon.
Granted, but no one will see you to spend time with you.
I wish I was a werewolf.
I wish I was a werewolf.
Granted, but people give you drugs and alcohol.
I wish I was an adventurer.
I wish I was an adventurer.
Granted, but you have conflicting emotions with each species of you.
I wish I had a turtle.
I wish I had a turtle.
Granted, but you run into things.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but someone wakes you up.
I wish my birthday was here.
I wish my birthday was here.
Granted, but the Grinch takes them away.
I wish Christmas was here.
I wish Christmas was here.
I wish my mother would care more about me.