Corrupt a Wish

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Pretty simple. One person wishes for something and the next person corrupts that wish and makes a new wish.

Example:

1:I wish for minecraft to be good.
2:Granted, but it now has a pay-one-billion-dollars-every-second-you-play-clause.
I wish for a pony.
3:Granted, but it is an evil murder devil pony and it eats you.
I wish for a cookie.
And so on.

Get it??

[breanna]

I wish for me to meet One Direction!

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

True, but what the chance of that REALLY!?

I wish to be able to 'jump' inside my books and live in them for as long as I want.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but the book closes and squashes you to death.

I wish for brains.

[breanna]

Granted. But the next day your brains will be eaten by zombies!


I wish for a pen.

[[deleted user]]

Sure, but it has no ink.

I wish for a wish.

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Granted, but you can only have one wish.

I wish for a donut.

[[deleted user]]

Sure, but I eat it.

I wish for a chainsaw.

[breanna]

Granted, but it is given to you by the texas chainsaw masacre.

I wish for a ipod

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Yeah, but you dropped your ipod in the bath.

I wish for a mansion.

[Haley, CoMod, Amazing Author]

Granted, but the day you move in it burns to the ground.

I wish for school to be cancelled.

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Great, only it was a saturday anyway.

I wish for R2 000 000 000 (Thats roughly $14 000 000 000)

[☮Artemis(I'm a Shawol)♬✨]

Granted, but the day you get it, a fire starts and your money burns away

I wish I was a demigod

[Gatha]

Granted.BUT TO PROTECT YOUR CAMP YOU ARE TURNED INTO A TREE AND IS NEVER RESCUED.

i wish to be a student in Hogwarts.

[☮Artemis(I'm a Shawol)♬✨]

Granted, but you died because of the Avada Kedavra curse

I wish to be a goddess

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Granted, but Zeus struck you down.

I wish for a hot boyfirend.

[[deleted user]]

Sure, but he has a murderous psychopath thing and kills everyone including you.

I wish to die.

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Granted, but you come back, as a vampire.

I wish to be able to fly.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you stop flying and fall to the Atlantic ocean where you die.

I wish to be awesome.

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Great, only everyone else still thinks your a geek.

I wish to be me.

[Diana ❀ ☺]

granted, but u are a murrderer.....!!

I wish I had powers that worked really good..:)

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Sure, but your powers backfired on you, and you lost a limb.

I wish for wings.

[[deleted user]]

Sure. Have wings that do nothing and make you look idiotic.

I wish to be thought of as awesome.

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Sure, but somone rewrites the dictionary and redefines 'Awesome'. Awesome now means 'What a prat.'

I wish to write a bestseller.

[[deleted user]]

Sure, but you are dead so you don't get to enjoy it.

I wish for Alyssa to die.(I don't really, but I was pressed for ideas!)

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

((Hahaha, thanks hey!))

Cool, but I had a vampires blood in my immune system and come back as a Vampire. I was also part Nephilim, so I have really wicked powers.(Lol, I improvised)

I wish for a flower.

[[deleted user]]

Sure. It eats itself.

I wish for a giant shoe.

[Gouri]

granted.but you will fall into it and die.

I wish for a boyfriend like Patrick Schwarzenegger.

[[deleted user]]

Sure, only he explodes.

I wish to explode.

[Gouri]

Sure.the world will become indestructible.


I wish my house was a library.

[Gatha]

granted,but you are kicked out of your house.

I wish i was immortal.

[Gouri]

granted,but you are already in hell.

I wish i looked like Hilary Duff.

[Gatha]

granted.but you met with an accident and has to get a plastic surgery.

I want to be God.

[Gouri]

Granted,but you have an experience like Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty.

I want to go to Spain and enjoy like in Zindagi na milegi dobara.

[Gatha]

granted,but you are thrown into the middle of that bull race just like in the film and you suck at running.

I want to be happy for the rest of my life.

[Gouri]

Granted,but you get an over happy disease and your husband divorces you because you kept smiling when you heard that he lost his job.


I want to have a BBM.

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Great, but as you get it, your Black Berry explodes.

I wish for an Ipad and a Kindle Fire

[Marshiee]

You will get one as a present from your boyfriend. But then your boyfriend will go bankrupt and you will have to sell it. (Sorry if its too harsh!)

I wish there'll be books arriving at my door everyday.

[Claire]

Granted, but you won't like 90% of them

I wish it would rain everyday

[Marshiee]

Maybe..but I can sell them and earn money to buy books I love! XD

Rain everyday and you will get floods.

I wish I could be in a fantasy land.

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Granted, only a fairy turns you into a donkey and you are banished to the dark parts of the land.

I wish for a really great book.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but in the end you get pulled into the book, and never get to return

I wish to have awesome teachers.

[Celeste]

Granted. YOur teacher will be so good that they will give you doudle the work every hour. This will go on untill you graduate.
I Wish to be a werewolf.

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Granted, but then no one could ever see you and your family would slowly forget about you.

I wish to write a successful series of books.

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

((Hahaha, good one!))

Granted, but you get paid in counterfeit money and it's worth nothing. The government arrests you for fraud and you get life in prison.

[Celeste]

I wish for a good government.

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Granted, but Zuma becomes the president of your countey and runs it into the ground by menas of corruption. :) Welcome to my country.

I wish for a hot sunny day in the middle of winter.

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Grated, but they just end up being look alikes, and they think you're insane for fangirlng on them.

I wish for the holidays to last extra long :D

[Lyss, Head Moderator]

Granted,but you geta crappy car that breaksdown halway to your work, so that you have to walk the rest of the way.

[Celeste]

I wish to be understood by people my own age.