Someone Catch Me (Up)

[evie]

If you fall I will catch you ,I will be waiting , time after time.

[Cynthia]

Come on, evie, sing it! *joins arms with evie*

[evie]

::time after time::

[Jammies]

*sings a completely different song*

And if you call, I will answer
and if you fall, I'll pick you up
and if you court this disaster
I'll point you home

[Kevin]

phil is going to be a grandpa? what? LUCKY!!! [in napoleon dynamite voice]

polish joke? they still do those? it used to be a slam to call someone a polack. that was weird. a what phobia? as in afraid of them?

[[deleted user]]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "phil is going to be a grandpa? what? LUCKY!!! [in napoleon dynamite voice]

polish joke? they still do those? it used to be a slam to call someone a polack. that was weird. a what phobia? as in afr..."


Did you hear about the Polack who went to the drive-in to see "Closed for Season"?

[Sally, la reina]

polakaphobia?

[Scout]

I'm happy you're back, Kevin.

[Sally, la reina]

[Martini]

So I'm back from two wonderful weeks on Crete, sunburnt, stuffed with loads of seafood and splendiferously relaxed... What did I miss?

[Kevin]

uhhh...from your trip info NOTHING

[Sally, la reina]

There was drama with Clark's twins. Janine moved. I moved. Gail got a job, thanks to her fancy nail polish. Kyle told Lg to wash her legs and beat up the ficus.

[evie]

I was grilled.

[Sally, la reina]

flambed.

[Phil]

Sally wrote: "There was drama with Clark's twins. Janine moved. I moved. Gail got a job, thanks to her fancy nail polish. Kyle told Lg to wash her legs and beat up the ficus."

Why would Kyle tell LG to beat up the ficus?

[Sally, la reina]

Kyle told Lg to wash her legs; Kyle beat up the ficus.

[Cynthia]

Phil wrote: "Sally wrote: "There was drama with Clark's twins. Janine moved. I moved. Gail got a job, thanks to her fancy nail polish. Kyle told Lg to wash her legs and beat up the ficus."

Why would Kyle t..."

Why, indeed. Don't forget: We are too serious! We are like a cult! Oh, Jesus, My head hurts.

[Sally, la reina]

Sally scooted a ficus in front of Phil.

[janine]

I have not moved yet.

[Phil]

Sally photographed poop.

[Sally, la reina]

That didn't happen here. I just reported that I had done so. No poop pics were posted.


Asses were shaved.

[Phil]

LG keeps telling us she's hot. No pics, so you'll have to take her word for it.

Evie was grilled by Sally. She's currently medium-well and we still don't know if Australian water swirls counterclockwise down the drain.

Laurin won't get any allowance until she cleans her room to her mother's satisfaction.

Barb has not said much. Probably having trouble typing with those enormous hands.

Kevin had most of his travel gear stolen while on his latest humanitarian trip. Nobody suggested pooling resources to help him replace his stuff. Maybe he was insured?

Sarah Pi still likes beer and music.

Clark's twins have necessitated multiple trips to doctors and emergency rooms. One trip was for his own ass, I think. Maybe he cut it while shaving?

RA is still MIA. Same for Gus, Bells, Britt and many others.

Larry is Felix.

Jackie's status has changed to "in a relationship."

[Sally, la reina]

janine wrote: "I have not moved yet."



Oh shit.

::tries to jam cat back into bag::

[Kevin]

"So I'm back from two wonderful weeks on Crete, sunburnt, stuffed with loads of seafood and splendiferously relaxed... What did I miss?"

what did you miss? flippin nothing. read what you wrote and then look at all the pathetic stuff we did here. shaved asses, whined, griped and typed stuff into a keyboard. crikeys

[[deleted user]]

Phil wrote: "Clark's twins have necessitated multiple trips to doctors and emergency rooms. One trip was for his own ass, I think. Maybe he cut it while shaving?"

More likely he had it handed to him by the twins.

[janine]

Sally wrote: "janine wrote: "I have not moved yet."



Oh shit.

::tries to jam cat back into bag::"

Poor kitty.

[Cynthia]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: ""So I'm back from two wonderful weeks on Crete, sunburnt, stuffed with loads of seafood and splendiferously relaxed... What did I miss?"

what did you miss? flippin nothing. read what you wrote and..."

I freaking LOVE Mr. Kevin. This is now my favorite thread. Thank you for pointing out Martini's gloating.

[[deleted user]]

Helped me, seems like I missed a helluva lot!

Shame I wasn't on Crete...

[Kevin]

would you be a cretin then?

[[deleted user]]

I'm a Greek, Kev. Course, that means I think I OWN Crete, doesn't it? Maybe I am...maybe I am.

*ponders own stupidity*

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "would you be a cretin then?"

Possibly a Cretan.

[Phil]

If you were hiding something you'd be secretin'?

[Cynthia]

Update for anyone else who is lost: We've had an infestation of trolls/sock puppets lately.

[Carol]

Is it safe to get back in the TC waters?

[Jim]

Be adventurous and find out carol :-)

[Cynthia]

I think the fake girl is gone.

[Heidi]

I'm still here! :)

[Heidi]

I'm also not a sockpuppet.

[Cynthia]

My Aunt Sue had a Samoyed named Mitzi. She wasn't my favorite dog.

[Félix]

Wait . . . Mitzi was fake? But . . . we were gonna meet up . . .

[Cynthia]

Oh, Larry.

[Phil]

NEW PAGE!



Sorry, Larry. But you can always try again with the next sock puppet girl.

[Jammies]

ALL HAIL THE NEW PAGE!

[Phil]

AMEN!

[Kevin]

whew. just got totally caught up! thhhbbbbpppptttt

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

::rushes to create new threads::

[Phil]

For Sallerino.

[Heidi]

Phil wrote: "For Sallerino."

This doesn't help without the summary for Sally, Phil. Poor sweet Sally...

[Heidi]

Psst... someone catch Sally up on what's been going on in TC lately (or since October when someone last posted an update).

[evie]

After the battle of the trolls we have some new members. Misha has returned, and Amelia.

Phil, Susan and Gail played mind games with their avatars for a while.