If I wasn't a __________, I'd be a _________.

[[deleted user]]

If I wasn't a librarian, I'd be a field biologist.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/ne...

[[deleted user]]

Gumprecht's green pit viper is among at least 1,068 new species that have been discovered in Southeast Asia's Greater Mekong River region in the last ten years--an average of two a week, the international conservation group WWF announced today.

Those guys are discovering an average of two new species a week!!!!!!!!in that region, alone!

[[deleted user]]

It shoots cyanide!!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

If I wasn't a librarian, I'd be a starving artist:

[[deleted user]]

Cute, Jackie!

Now I want a candy cane.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

You must be feeling squirrely, Sarah. ;)

[[deleted user]]

I love your avatar, Jackie. Did I tell you that, already?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Thanks, Sarah! I dressed up for a party on Saturday, and made Chris take a picture.
I love all of yours, too, although I haven't checked out this newest one, yet.

[Lori]

If I wasn't a fraidy cat, I'd be an actress.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

You'd be a great actress, Lori. You're so expressive!

That is a GENIUS avatar, Sarah! How'd you DO that?

[Lori]

I'm so glad you said that Jackie so I zoomed in on Sarah's AV.

Genius is right! Brilliant! Best one I've ever seen!

[[deleted user]]

www.photofunia.com

[Dave]

If I weren't a (whatever it is I do), I'd be an astronaut.

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[[deleted user]]

Yay! You put the fun in photofunia!

I didn't realize you were a top secret agent or something classified like that.

[Lori]

What a funsy site!

[Sally, la reina]

If I wasn't a teacher/student I'd be a star on television.

[Sally, la reina]

Oh that rocks. I'm totally changing my avatars all over the interweb.

[Sarah]

Me too!

If I wasn't a procrastinator, I'd be a novelist.

If I wasn't a horrible student in high school, I'd be a college graduate.

[Sally, la reina]

Hahah! Oh no!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Hmmm...

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[Dave]

That's a great picture of you Sally.

[Sally, la reina]

Thanks Dave! It turned out well for that context. The real picture is kind of freaky because we'd just gotten home from a wedding and my eyes were red from all the crying/debauchery.

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Jackie! That photo is perfect for that setting. You ARE an artist!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Thanks, Sarah. I didn't MEAN to make it just be my eyes, though!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Whee! This is fun, Sarah!

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[Amanda]

If i wasn't an unemployed loser, I'd be a RICH unemployed loser.

[Matt]

If you were rich and unemployed then you could self-apply terms like philanthropist or suave, international playboy.
:)

[Félix]

Don't disturb me now. I'm watching Sally and Jackie on TV.

[Amanda]

If I wasn't an unemployed loser, I'd be a suave, international playboy.

[Tim (Mole) The Gunslinger]

If i wasnt married,I'd be a happy man!lol

[Pamela(AllHoney)]

If I wasn't a stay at home mom, I'd be the next Leonardo Da Vinci. ok, maybe just a starving artist :)

[Sally, la reina]

If I wasn't where I am I would figure out a way to own a seaside B&B or motel somewhere between Monterey and Florence.

[Félix]

If I weren't a delusional psychotic, I'd be Emperor of the Universe.

[Matt]

Just in case the Emperor of the Universe thing would happen for you Larry, I hope that you are spending some time in front of the mirror each day practicing your "Seize him!" and "Silence fools!"...

[Félix]

How on Earth did you know? Scary!

[Félix]

If I weren't Alfred E. Newman, I'd be George W. Bush.

[Matt]

What me worry (about flying shoes)???

[Félix]

Right!