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GLaDOS and Digikids
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Apr 21, 2012 04:29PM
GLaDOS: Didn't you have any human friends?
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"Hardly. The one I did have never talked to me after I moved away from right beside her house. No one liked me very much no matter what I did."I sighed slightly and looked at Ashley, who was pawing at the glass with great confusion.
"Cats never cared about anything everyone else rejected me for. They just liked me for who I am."
GLaDOS: That's silly. Machines do not have prejudices. Unless they are programmed with them.
"What is so freaking wrong with being interested in programming and robotics, anyway? [censored] what everyone else thought!" I said, not caring that I was beginning to go on a bit of a rant.
GLaDOS: Cool it. I wasn't imposing on your personal life. Nor did I ask for a rant or personal story. (( CAROLINE SHUDDUP YOU CANNOT RELATE. YOU WERE A SOCIALITE OF A BIG COMPANY AND ALL DAT))
"S-sorry. It's just I get so mad whenever I think of them. Retards. All of them."
GLaDOS: *makes a sound like a laugh* I'm only joking. Feel free to vent your emotions to the weighted companion cube. Now modified to not be filled with craze-inducing herbs such as catnip.
I gave the camera an unamused look and sighed.
GLaDOS: But really. I don't care if you talk about your so-called 'life'.
I didn't reply, but looked back over at Ashley again, who gave a small, confused mew, the effects of the catnip having worn off already.Who puts a cat in a glass box for accidentally scratching someone because she's high on catnip?
GLaDOS: I know what you are thinking. And I told you what I thought. Cats are monsters. See, even that cat who you say loves you so much, scratched you. And it was only by luck that you didn't have your corneas scratched out.
My hands curled into fists when I heard what GLaDOS said."I'm not the one who decided to see what would happen if she got catnip! It was an accident; she was only trying to play! And it was technically your fault, so you have no freaking right to call her a monster!"
GLaDOS: I do, though. You should hear what she's thinking.
Another strong urge to go slam my head into a wall."I really hope you're meaning approximate thoughts, if you really are..." I said through gritted teeth, glaring at the camera.
Could she really listen to what people were thinking? Didn't she know how privacy invasive that was!?
GLaDOS: One more of one of your angry slip-ups and I won't think twice about putting you into medical testing.
I mentally stuck out my tongue at the camera, and physically continued to glare.
GLaDOS: I'm giving you one last chance to stop it before I put you back into testing.And you can trust me on the fact that it will not be painless.
I simply raised an eyebrow in an "I don't believe you" kind of way and kept glaring.
GLaDOS: You think I'm bluffing. That's nice to see. Perhaps you'd like to go into stasis. And I'm not kidding. That cat will be used for another experiment and you will be put into stasis. And you WILL be put into testing.
Ashley suddenly hissed and I fought to keep the color in my face."Thank you for proving you're the heartless machine everyone says you are."
I swallowed, desperately trying not to think of stasis.
"I came here really thinking you'd be different. And here you are exploiting my worst phobia because I decided to express my freedom of speech because you decided to punish a CAT for an accident induced by catnip that you privided."
OhmygodI'msodeadshe'sgonnaputmeinstasisandmakemetestandwhoknowswhatshe'sgoingtodotoAshleyohmygodohmygodohmygod!
GLaDOS: You know what? I'm not going to be providing sympathy anymore. *the doors lock*
"I'm sorry?"
GLaDOS: Too late.*at this point, the room has already filled with colorless gas, smelling a bit like wet cement, the cat has already been moved and the cameras continue to monitor her.*
"I.. I...! Oh, never mind, you're not going to listen to anything I say. Just please, please don't do anything to her..."[Should she be in stasis because of the gas in the next post? Luls...]
(up to you)GLaDOS: Paranoia is a beautiful thing.
"I hate you."And no longer than 2 seconds after I said that I was in stasis.
[Liz is stupid. Or GLaDOS is just abnormally easy to tick off. D:]
(both)GLaDOS: *sets her awakening time for 2 days, then prepares the medical bay for use*
*the cat is kept safe with Atlas and PBody*
[loland oh god the medical bay
so I guess I'll just skip to when she wakes up?]
I woke up I don't know how many days (or perhaps even years for that matter) later. At first I was worried about brain damage, but I seemed to be pretty ok. But what if I had brain damage and I was brain damaged to think I didn't have brain damage?
Okay. Enough thinking about that.
GLaDOS: *the microphone makes her voice sound much louder than it sounded originally to her* Good morning.
I grabbed the pillow and threw it at the camera. It bounced off harmlessly, but it was still satisfying.
GLaDOS: *the doors unlock* You have been moved to the vicinity of the medical bay. Please exit the relaxation chamber. Refusal if blunt and will be met with consequences.
I got up and left the relaxation chamber, feeling much like a zombie.
I went through the second door to my right, starting to feel... depressed?
GLaDOS: *there is a chair in the middle of a large, sterile room that looks much like a hospital operating room. There are android's spare arms and legs hanging on walls and spilling over out of drawers*
I stared at the chair."When did my life go so wrong?"
GLaDOS: The second you decided to question me.
"Come on, have a little forgiveness!? You're better than this, GLaDOS!" I squeaked, not moving from the door.
GLaDOS: If you just get this over with, I will. You're the first real human that's come down here in decades. I'm just going to run one test. And I'm not going to touch that damned cat of yours.
"What are you going to do to me!?" I said, still with that horrific squeaky voice.
GLaDOS: You are a test subject. It is in your description. Come on, now, don't be stubborn. *the panels below her feet tilt her into the room*
I jumped off the panels with all the jumpyness of a nervous cat.[Jumpyness isn't a word. WHO CARES.]
GLaDOS: *shuts the door after nudging her back inside*
"No... no..." I breathed, and pressed myself to the wall.
GLaDOS: All I need is a finer prick. That's all.
"W-what?"[The heck? That made no sense.]
[I thought so.]I forced my voice to return to its normal pitch, with more than a little effort.
"Like you would settle for that. For all I know you'd inject me with who knows what. I'm sure you're just dying to preform some sort of genetic experiment after being deprived of human test subjects for decades."
