Portal RP discussion
GLaDOS and Digikids
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Apr 16, 2012 07:09PM
GLaDOS: FINE. I'll let you in, THEN kill you. Is that a deal? *opens the door and brings the left up*
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The cat pads into the lift with her tail held high in triumph.I knew I must have looked pretty uncomfortable right then.
"I... I'm actually pretty sure that's my cat. She, uh, follows me everywhere."
GLaDOS: Well it's still vermin. If you really wish to go ahead and take care of it on your own, fine. But I want no trouble to come of this.
"There won't be much trouble! Where is she?"
GLaDOS: On a lift. Down to your level.
GLaDOS: *the lift opens, allowing the cat to step out* There. If you want your precious beast, you may want to step outside into the hall and show yourself to that monster.
"What do you have against cats?"I walked out of the relaxation chamber and out into the hallway. The cat, who was still in the lift, looked at me and gave a small mew.
And then proceeded to run towards me at about 50 mph, jump onto my shirt, and start hanging off of it screen door style.
GLaDOS: They claw things and ruin everything. I make a great purpose for them. By putting them in boxes and pumping neurotoxin into them. It's a fun way to pass time when there aren't any bodies or robot scrap metal to be cleaning.
"You're just a meanie."I began trying to unstick Ashley from my shirt, but every time I pulled one of her feet free she would just put it back on. She was purring rather loudly.
"And if you kept cats around I bet there would be less birds in here. I know how you hate birds."
GLaDOS: There is also neurotoxin. Which kills all life and never dies. Cats die. Stupid organic beasts
I rolled my eyes and succeeded in unsticking Ashley from my shirt only to have her climb up onto my head and sit there.
"Ashleeey, get off my head! You're not a hat!"I pulled her off my head and just started to hold her in my arms, and she was still purring about as loud as a jet.
"Not until she's gotten bored of trying to make everyone deaf."
"...Hater."I walked back into the relaxation chamber with Ashley, closing the door behind me, and then set her on the bed and sat down. She immediately laid down on my lap and I started petting her.
"Yesh, she's just a big meanie, isn't she Ashley? A big AI meanie who doesn't like kitty cats, no." I said in a baby voice to Ashley.And speaking of GLaDOS not liking cats made me realize that I would have to somehow have to find a way to feed Ashley because I was pretty sure that she wouldn't be providing cat food (although you never know), and I would have to make sure she never got close to the central AI chamber.
Eventually Ashley stopped purring and was just laying on my lap, looking very much asleep. I doubted she was, though. I gently grabbed one of her paws and pressed on it to unsheathe her claws.
"Who in their right mind wouldn't like the sound of a cat's purr?" I said, not realizing the intercom was back on. I unsheathed the claws on Ashley's other paw.
GLaDOS: Me. It's noise and it makes the microphones fuzzy.
I jumped [the startled kind of jumped, you know what I mean] and unintentionally jerked Ashley's paw, making her hiss and jump off the bed, and then turn to glare at me.
GLaDOS: *a cube pops up from the floor*
GLaDOS: *the cube plays a bit of music, only on a frequency high enough for cats to hear*
Ashley suddenly seemed very interested in the cube, and walked over to it.I was just as confused as ever.
[Assuming you meant only the cat can hear it. XP ]
GLaDOS: *the cube is filled with catnip*
[how big is it, and what is it made out of though? :P]Ashley started to act a bit hyper when she got closer to the cube.
"The heck..."
"...Catnip?"By now Ashley was absolutely freaking out at the cube.
"Okaaay... wait, why do you even have catnip?"
GLaDOS: I tend to keep leftovers chryogenically stored for further tests.No worries. I have no intentions of harming your cat.
"That's certainly good to know," I mumbled. Ashley suddenly decided she needed to spazz on ME, and jumped straight from the cube to my head.Only she lacked the coordination to land ON my head and just slammed into it, and one of her claws left a two inch long scratch on my cheek.
Which immediately started to bleed.
GLaDOS: *a claw rapidly pulls the cat away from her and back over to the cube* *she remains silent*
"Aaaauugh, stupid cat. Ow." I cautiously felt my face to see how bad the scratch was. It hurt like heck, but it didn't seem too bad.
GLaDOS: You are lucky that wasn't your eye.
"Catnip. Why does she always have to decide to spazz on me when she's on catnip!?"
GLaDOS: *gets the cube out of the room and puts the cat in a glass box with holes* *tosses a bandage down from the ceiling*
"You don't need to do that," I said, rolling my eyes at the glass box, and then put the bandage on my face.
GLaDOS: I will release your precious 'baby' in one hour.
"She's not my 'precious baby,' she's just my friend. And I like cats."
"Yes. My friend is a cat. You have a problem with that?"
GLaDOS: You also just made a fool of yourself by rhyming.
"What? I rh- oh, I guess I did... crap. At least it wasn't intentional... or Yoda speak."
