Portal RP discussion
GLaDOS and Digikids
(yeah, I hoped you'd have godMod on the details such as food)GLaDOS: *remains quiet, sorting files*
I continued eating, not really worried like most people would be about any hidden poison or deadly anything in it. GLaDOS had plenty of opportunities to kill me besides this, so why should she wimp out and try to poison me with a sandwich?
I soon finished off the last bit of the sandwich, and set the empty box on the ground.
GLaDOS: You don't have to stay here, you know. You would probably prefer to do something interesting with your day.
"I know. I want to be in here, though."
GLaDOS: Interesting. *sarcasm**returns to moving cubes around and sorting more files*
"What're all the cubes in here for?"
I didn't say anything else for a while, and eventually decided to go explore some more."I'm going to go walk around some more." I said, and then left GLaDOS's chamber and started wandering again.
GLaDOS: You do that. *the doors open for her and close behind her*
I walked the opposite way than I had gone before, and went down random hallways because I didn't really care where I went. I made sure to pay attention to where I was and where I was going, though.
GLaDOS: *hums some more* Tell me, Liz, do you know any foreign languages?
GLaDOS: What a shame. Your mind must be so vaccant.
"It's just that I've never found a good reason to." I turned yet another corner into yet another hallway.
GLaDOS: Don't think that I will ignore your education because you are residing here in this facility.
I paused. "What...?"Does she actually mean...?
GLaDOS: I will make sure you are learning at the same pace- as well as same curriculum- as others your age.Don't act so shocked. You had this coming the second you informed me of your physical age.
School with GLaDOS... this is going to be fun...[heavy sarcasm there]
"I just... um... don't mind me here. I just didn't expect you to be this... dedicated... all of a sudden."
GLaDOS: You are the only living being with a conscious mind within a 4-mile radius of this facility. Of course I'm going to be dedicated.
"I mean, you could have killed me the second I walked in here and been done with me."I paused, and looked down from the camera I had been looking at for a second out of shyness because of what I was about to say next.
"I guess I wasn't expecting you to be this, well, nice."
GLaDOS: It's not like you did anything against me. I have no reason to kill you. It surprises me that you would think so lowly of yourself. For you to think I would kill you for no reason.
I looked back up at the camera. "It just contradicts everything I've heard about you."
GLaDOS: Atheists contradict everyone Else's religion. Does that make them any less religious?
"Er, the point is everyone says you're an evil, stereotyping, murderous robot who hates just about everything and everyone."
GLaDOS: I wouldn't say everything about everyone is worth disliking. I just like to pick out the parts that are good and bring the bad characteristics to the surface. I also don't stereotype.
And everyone else is someone who has tried or has succeeded in trying to kill me.
Obviously they deserved it. And you are worth preserving. All you really need in life right now is wit
"...How many people have come down here that haven't tried to kill you?" I asked, suddenly curious.
GLaDOS: Approximately ten. All of them left willingly.
"Ten people out of.. how many have made their way down here?"
GLaDOS: ten million. But, those ten had good intentions. I doubt you knew any of those selfish scientists. That was twenty years ago.
"Erm, yeah. Twenty years ago. I wasn't even born." I started to continue walking because there was no reason not to.
GLaDOS: "Yes. I know. As I stated, you knew none of them. Which gives you no right to an opinion on them."
"Who ever said anything about my opinion on them?"
GLaDOS: You humans always have opinions.
"Aaand what's so wrong with that? It's natural to have an opinion."
GLaDOS: For humans. I don't remember having an opinion. Never said yours was wrong. As I can recall, I have a better memory than you- and I did not say that any opinion was wrong. Unless that opinion involves 'slaying' me.
"This is becoming a pointless argument again, isn't it?" I said, and then mimed being some sort of secret agent by putting my fingers together in the shape of a gun and sneaking around a corner, secret agent style."And it's kind of too bad that 99% of everyone in the world would just like to kill you or treat you as an overly talkative chandelier."
GLaDOS: "Hm. Oh really. Over-talkative? I highly doubt it."
I directed my gaze to a camera once more before secret agenting around another corner."I said that because chandeliers don't talk at all, and you do. Therefore, any chandelier that talks would be considered overly talkative."
GLaDOS: Well then. You mane strange comparisons.
"Comparing you to a chandelier isn't all that odd when you think about it. I mean, you hang from the ceiling, and you light up. Just like a chandelier!"[Odd comparison is odd. XD But hilarious!]
GLaDOS: I have an optic. That doesn't exactly count for 'lighting up'.
"But... other red things light up on you too?" I couldn't resist letting a childish frown onto my face.
GLaDOS: System notifiers. Like any other computer.
"Fine."The frown disappeared off my face to be replaced with a look of annoyance.
GLaDOS: *monitors her sulking* You're being strange again. Stop that.
GLaDOS: *floods the room with artificial sunlight, it now looks as sunny in the halls as if it were a home on the coast of California*
[ok. :) And sandwich because I want to.]