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Feb 01, 2009 03:51PM
jane is lying on the floor with tarzan. hulk stomps on them until theyre all mushy
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((lol))
the apes come to kill the halk with magical spoons
the apes come to kill the halk with magical spoons
chuck norris comes and roundhouse kicks them in the face
goku comes and super saiyan's chuck's crap lousy face
barbie snapped her fingers,"thats a wrap!" she started singing the gay barbie song:
"barbie is a b**ch! she is just a witch! i rlly hate her y does ken date her! ken is such a man! i'd do all i can! just to do him! we just wanna screw him!"
kermit stared at her weirdly,"WTF?!" dumbo came flying by and knocked kermit off his puppeteer's hand,"MUHAHAHAHA!!" dumbo laughed before falling down into the bermuda triangle
"barbie is a b**ch! she is just a witch! i rlly hate her y does ken date her! ken is such a man! i'd do all i can! just to do him! we just wanna screw him!"
kermit stared at her weirdly,"WTF?!" dumbo came flying by and knocked kermit off his puppeteer's hand,"MUHAHAHAHA!!" dumbo laughed before falling down into the bermuda triangle
Old Godzilla was hopping aroundTokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
chuck was to fast for goku, he crushed gokus head in between his thighs
((u rlly enjoy doing this, dont u ryan?))
nigahiga came in and kicked the door open. not knowing it was broken, the fell down and got rolled over by bob the builder and his talking trucks, "CAN WE KILL HIM?!" "YES, WE CAN!!"
nigahiga came in and kicked the door open. not knowing it was broken, the fell down and got rolled over by bob the builder and his talking trucks, "CAN WE KILL HIM?!" "YES, WE CAN!!"
master chief came in from his pelican "i want to finish the fight, and play some campaign tonight," as he started no-scoping everyone
handy manny came punched a telly tubby in the face,"ur so friggin fat! go on a diet will ya?! u ugly weird, alien cretaure thing-a-majiggy!!"
then he got hit by a carebear stare
the telly tubby leaped in joy but got knocked out of the way by hello kitty
sonic came rolling down the hill at the speed of sound and flattened hello kitty
((it is?))
soulja boy came and played DDR all over sonic's face
soulja boy came and played DDR all over sonic's face
((go to youtube and type in "ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny))
((k, im already on youtube. i'll type it in))
((im almost finished with it and its hilarious!!!))
((the only thing i dont like is that there's too much blood but besides that its funny!))
superman is having privacy in the bathroom when someone comes in hes like wtf knock first
((interesting...lol. LOVE THE BARVBIE SONG!))
((it rlly is a song!!! u should look up gay barbie song on youtube))
((lol i listened to the song and it is hilarious!!!!))
((haha isnt it?!))
the joker suddenly turns gay and starts flirting with the cops
the joker suddenly turns gay and starts flirting with the cops
one cops slaps him but the other flirts back
batman pukes from the so-not-awesomeness and runs away to serenade to his beloved stuffed monkey from Build-A-Bear
hulk comes back and asks joker if he wants to have a tea party
joker agrees and gathers all his stuffed animals
a teddy bear was walking around
"no!!! i just got my tummy re-stuffed" she squeals
joker laughs evilly and eats the stuffing!!
joker goes insane and makes cookies with bear stuffing!!!
suddenly the teddy bear gets 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 feet talls and kicks their buts
