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Saphire & Dorithecollie
message 51:
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Nelly
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Apr 11, 2012 10:51AM
"Me toooo... I was sooo lonely up there, all i had was jeffy and he isnt the best conversor" Rachel giggled.
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"And i promise to allways eat all my hamburgers" she smiled and ran into mc donalds.
"and all my chocolate shake, and french fries, and icecream, and chicken nuggets" Rachel says as she wakes up the cashier
((woops i meant walks up to the cashier... but ok this works haha))Rachel laughs "Richard I Told you... No sleeping on the job" she smiles and says "My usual"
"Only place I eat" she smiled "Right Richard"
"Yah... I dont have money so richard lets me eat here as long as i clean up at night" Rachel smiles then whispers "Its easy with my powers... almost... fun"
"Yipppee" she screams hugging saphire pushing her againts the wall laughing happily.
She smiled and ran off to grab the chocolate shake richard gave her
"Ladidadada" Rachel sings waving at some people across the street.
"Why should I be sad?? It is a waste of energy, also if your sad then others are sad and i refuse to hurt others." She pauses as if she wanted to say more but then shakes her head "Where to next"
"WHERE??" Rachel screams laughing while pulling saphire ahead "Is it your place, oh how i want to see where you live"
"Well my place is a cave soooo its pretty hard to beat" She laughs and pulls saphire ahead then realizing she has no clue where to go "You lead"
"Im going to see saphires house,Im going to see saphires house,Im going to see saphires house,Im going to see saphires house,Im going to see saphires house,Im going to see saphires house,Im going to see saphires house, And i am happy as can beeeee " Rachel sings this in the tune of yanky doodle went to town
Rachel squeezes her face and laps her head. Then squeezing her temples she falls over.
"Im trying to think" Rachel screams then gasps "A PIG"
Squeezing her face and punching her stomach. She falls over grabbing the dirt and starts to shovel the dirt into her half dissolved shoe... "WHY CANT I REMEMBER??" She screams
"Why i wanted a pig" she explains pulling her hair and stomping her foot
"I cant remember why i told you we should get a pig and now you dont know why and i am sure it was a good reason." Rachel stops "CLOTHES, we should get some clothes" Rachel bends down "please master" she smiles"I love hairy potter"
"If you give me clothes ill be free sir" she bends down
"I havent you are my master... well untill you give me clothes" she laughs
"Well remember that guy i told you about... the one who sends robot drones and stuff to kill me?? Yah thats my master... and he keeps trying to kill me because i ran from his house. and he told us if we ever did that the next thing we would see is his fist pounding in our heads... little did he know that i am more talented at kicking robot (language) then he thought"
"Yah lets kick some robots in the head" she smiled... thats there most vulnerable spot
Rachel followed Saphire then curiously asked "how old are you by the way?"
Rachel followed Saphire then curiously asked "how old are you by the way?"
"YAY... ur old enough... you can be my mom"
"Yup... I never had a mom... I had TONS of sisters" She laughs throwing out her arms as far as she could. "No brothers though" she whispers mysteriously, her eyes squinting, wind building up around her, the trees shake, the sky turning a deep navy blue then she laughs and everything goes normal.
"Yah My mom gave me up as a child to an orphanage, Then my master came with a gun and stole 300 Babies including me... Then he put us all in small dog cages, taking us out to give us a shot, He said that after 5 shots we were done for life. But it just kept coming he said he was making out powers stronger. Then one day I was 5 and was sick of living in a cage so I ran... Technically flew." She sqeezes out a small smile. "How bout you"
"Umm I hate to ask but... Can you cook?"
"Sorta... Using my powers makes me VERY hungry... aslo I have had Mc donalds for 2 years I NEED REAL FOOD" She laughs
"COOKIES... and Aw BROWNIES... AND CAKE, donnuts, fudge, peunut butter cup, icecream, apple crisp, Blueberry Cheesecake, Cherry Crisp, Carrot Cake, Chewy Fudgy Brownies,Apple Cobbler, Peachy Pie,Cream Pound Cake, apple pie, chocolate pie, pumpkin pie, rasberry pie, bannana pudding, chocolate pudding, banana and strawberry smoothie, Chocolate rassberry ball." She looks up "Please"
"No I have never had any of those things... I want to try them? Im actually very full"
"YIPPPEE, ummm Cookies and milk, I remember those stories my master used to read to us He read of families who when there kids came home would give there kids milk and cookies... Wouldnt that be cool saphire? To have a mom make home made cookies and a cup of cold milk after a long hard day?" Rachel smiles innocently up at saphire.
"YES" Rachel smiles, "Can we make milk to?" she wonders
"EWWWW" she laughs "We drink Cow Pee" she laughs falling onto the floor.
"And Pee is from our utters, does it make a difference?"
"WHAT" rachel pulls her pants out a bit and looked down "Then how do i pee?"
"Ok... well then im going to go find a cow... Ill be back" rachel skips out of the cabin
But saphire was to late rachel was already flying through the air torwards a stray cattle alone in the feild.
rachel comes back 5 minutes later with a giant clown. "Ok MILK TIME"
"I know but when I tried to take the cow he yelled at me and said he needed to talk to my mom." she points "there she is... sorta" She holds in a laugh
"I want to know why you would send your innocent daughter out to STEAL my cow... You are a horible mother" Rachel was laughing but when he said this she went crazy sour patch kid and kicked him in the groin. "No one calls my haha mom haha HORRIBLE" She then lifts him up in the wind and chucks him out the door and into a tree. Then she slams the door shut and runs to saphire. "Im calling social services" the clown yellsRachel runs to the window "If you do... YOU DIE" she runs back to saphire "He thinks your my mom" she laughs and hugs saphire
"Not the same" she laughs looking out the window "Come on in mr cow" in walks a giant black and white cow
"yup i did" she smiles "dont be shy go say hi"
"For Milk duhh" she laughs and pulls on the cows coller "Come cowie COME COWIE" she runs behind the cow and kicks it in the but "GO... SAY... HI!!!!!!!!"
"Why" rachel pleads "we are friends now" she gives a sad look and sits in the corner
