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Jun 18, 2013 02:17PM
She'll probably suffocate to death under there. *sighs* What do you say we get some chairs and wait to see if her vampire strength is enough for her to dig herself out of there?
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We could do that, or I could grab my mega eat ray to melt the ground while accidentally running the risk of murdering Sam. What would you prefer my queen?
Well, seeing s she is not online, I say we wait. If we have to wait too long I may just take you up on your mega eat ray thingy offer. Just as long as we can keep Jude knocked out as a sacrifice.
MY QUEEN WHERE ARE YOU? YOUR SUBJECTS NEED GUIDANCE.
I DON'T THINK THE QUEEN IS ONLINE, I USED MY STALKING SKILLZ TO SEE IF SHE WAS, BUT I THINK SHE IS NOT!
OKAY JUDE. GOOD JOB GRACE. I AM PROUD.
YAY *RUBS HAND TOGETHER IN CREEPY WAY*
SAMMMM AND SEVVVV WHERE ARE YOU?
Guys, Sam said she'd be gone for the week.
Well, how are we supposed to keep this up until Sam gets here? Jude, do something insane.
SORRY, I had a violin lesson!And yeah... about the Sam being gone thing... I knew that. Only I hoped it wasn't true.
DARN IT SAM YOU'RE STUCK BURIED ALIVE FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK.
*knock Jude out again with shovel*
LOL NICE SEV.*DRAWS ON JUDE'S FACE WITH SHARPIE*
YES, MY QUEEN.*DRAWS SWIRLY MUSTACHE*
I AM GOING TO GO AND WATCH THE VOICE NOW GOODBYE.
I am here, Jude. Since Saru is gone, I shall wake you up and laugh at your mustache.
I just read all that stuff in New People.I whimpered multiple times.
Sev, can I take you out for lunch or something? Because you are majorly awesome.
*knocks Jude out with shovel*Yes you can.
*yelps in surprise and as she falls says:* Taylor, you must avenge me! Kill Jude!
Taylor [Relationship status: In love] wrote: "I just read all that stuff in New People.I whimpered multiple times.
Sev, can I take you out for lunch or something? Because you are majorly awesome."
Taylor, how did you escape from your straitjacket again?
Yup. And having the most disturbing mind I have ever witnessed.
@SevVery carefully. You also didn't restrain me very tightly. It was part of the plan, remember?
Jude wrote: "Wait, KILL me? That sounds a littE harsh..."
What you just did - attacking the queen - is treason. And it's punishable by death.
Taylor [Relationship status: In love] wrote: "Yup. And having the most disturbing mind I have ever witnessed."Awwww, really? You're so sweet!
Taylor [Relationship status: In love] wrote: "@Sev
Very carefully. You also didn't restrain me very tightly. It was part of the plan, remember?"
I remember, but we weren't supposed to say that out loud in front of Jude...
Since when? Excuse me, but pyromaniacs aren't immortal. Don't you remember why you're in here, Jude?
I love you guys! Keep having fun…I gotta go eat dinner and go to work…I really don't want to…today was not a good day.
Love ya too, fellow inmate!Don't you guys want to know why Saru's here? It's because she took my How To Stalk manual a bit too seriously... right, Saru?
Hello! And yes Sev! The voice isn't on yet. :P
YES! Saru is still here! Jude knocked me out, you have to go avenge me, my loyal subject.
HE'S NOT, HE IS DISILLUSIONED INTO BELIEVING HE CANNOT DIE BUT IT'S NOT TRUE.
Yes my queen. YOU ARE NOT IMMORTAL YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE OF THIS DELUSION OF YOURS. *Stabs jude*
DAMN IT JUDE QUIT REGENERATING.Try again, Saru.
Only you know the true answer to that, Jude. But it might have been something like the president's mother's best friend's dog's breeder's great granddaughter cut you off in the parking lot.
*Burns Jude* PYRO.
Saru. Now, now. We have more pressing matter on hand.
Yes, you can be. Even if you regenerate. Anyway.
*pokes at frozen ground with shovel*
Saru, I gave you the backhoe keys, didn't I? Why don't we use that?
Guys, I have a song for y'all to listen to.River Flows in You -- Yiruma
I believe it was popularized by the Twilight film series, but don't let that diminish your appreciation for it.
I wanna write a song like this for Hazel one day….
*Gets backhoe*I'll listen to it Taylor. :D
Me too!Also, I'm going to go watch the new episode of Internet Icon on YouTube.
It's a pretty cool show. You guys should check it out.
I'll be back in half an hour or so, and I expect a full report on how the excavation is going.
@SaruI agree. I can't quite figure out why this song reminds me of Hazel…probably because "beautiful" is the first thing that pops into mind.
@TaylorAwwww. She needs to fall in love with you. Right now.
Well hello Jude!*attempts to kill him*
NO. *Stab stab stab*.
Work with me to kill Jude.
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