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[Mandy]

Lehi. I live exactly 18 minutes from Emmie, and she's really near her school.

[Taylor]

Why did I think you were up north? *facepalm*

I'm just over in Highland. I used to live in Lehi for about four years before moving here.

[Mandy]

No idea. But I'm really close. =P Anyways. YEAH.

[Taylor]

We should hang out. :D You, Emmie, and I should all go…burn a building down or something.

[Sevania]

*sings* It's a small world after all!

[Mandy]

Sounds dangerous. LET'S DO IT.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Sevania wrote: "I think Taylor is crazy, but the group is pretty cool. :P"

yeah i think all us newbies have realized that about taylor. he's not exactly... subtle.. about his craziness. hahahaa. :)

btw guys, my little bro announced today that he has his own hand collection. i'm getting nervous that this whole chopping-off-hands thing is contagious. 'cause between the two of your guys, i'm really going to have to start protecting my hands well. and emily can't protect my hands at my house:( hehe.

[Sevania]

Wear, like, steel gloves. All the time.

[Taylor]

*pulls out soldering iron*

Thought of that already.

((Btw, I'm not normally this crazy. I do hate cats, but I don't have the stomach to kill them. And hand removal is messy -- my lawnmower taught me that.))

[Sevania]

Um, scratch that. Try diamond gloves.

[Isaac]

Sam wrote: "Sevania wrote: "I think Taylor is crazy, but the group is pretty cool. :P"

yeah i think all us newbies have realized that about taylor. he's not exactly... subtle.. about his craziness. hahahaa. :..."

Actually, I'm omnipresent, you see.

[Sevania]

Are you... WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW?!

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Sevania wrote: "Are you... WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW?!"

whoaa. kind of creepy. but awesome at the same time:D

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Sam wrote: "Sevania wrote: "Are you... WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW?!"

whoaa. kind of creepy. but awesome at the same time. yay emily keep protecting me:D"

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

...although, i'm pretty sure my brother was kidding when he said that.
i hope.

[[deleted user]]

Mandy wrote: "Lehi. I live exactly 18 minutes from Emmie, and she's really near her school."

HEY. MANDY. GUESS WHO'S MOVING TO PROVO IN LESS THAN A WEEK AND THEREFORE WILL ALSO BE 18 MINUTES AWAY FROM YOU.

[Isaac]

Sevania wrote: "Are you... WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW?!"

*looks away quickly*

[Sevania]

I feel stalked...

[Taylor]

@Maxy

You're moving to Provo? Also, you're going to be more like 35 minutes away -- I'm in the neighboring city and that's how long the drive is.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

why do you guys all live near each other asdfghjkl; i feel jealous.

[[deleted user]]

Taylor [formerly Timothy] wrote: "@Maxy

You're moving to Provo? Also, you're going to be more like 35 minutes away -- I'm in the neighboring city and that's how long the drive is."

Yeah. I'm going to live with my sister there. I need a change of scenery, my parents want some proof that I can handle a more solitary life, and I would have needed to move soon anyway because they've been called as Mission Presidents.

Huh. I looked up driving directions to Lehi (I meant Orem, not Provo--silly me) and it said around 18 minutes.

[Megan]

Sam wrote: "why do you guys all live near each other asdfghjkl; i feel jealous."

I know, right?

[Jo]

Undigested Lump: North Korea. 'Nuff said.

[Taylor]

@Maxy

Wait…so are you moving to Orem or Provo?

And they've been called as mission presidents? Which mission?

[[deleted user]]

Taylor [formerly Timothy] wrote: "@Maxy

Wait…so are you moving to Orem or Provo?

And they've been called as mission presidents? Which mission?"

I'm moving to Orem.

Melbourne, Australia. Technically, it isn't supposed to be public knowledge yet, but someone in my ward let it slip and now everyone knows anyway. XD

[Taylor]

Okay, that would be 20 minutes away. :)

You should climb a cell phone tower and announce it. That is so cool.

[Taylor]

Ootah. :D

[Sevania]

I've only been to the airport in Salt Lake City for connections...

[Sevania]

Do you notice how the original purpose of this topic was to insult people, but we've pretty much gotten away from that?

[miriam]

Well then if this is for insulting people let me just say, I hate Nicki Minaj.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

[Jo]

May I also insult Kim Jong Un and Schubert?

[Taylor]

That might actually be my fault that we've stepped away from that original purpose. I believe it was Holden who told me that this was the closest thing we had to a general chat thread, so I've used it that way.

[Elliott]

Yeah, we made it so we would stop spamming other topics with our yelling this one time, haha.

[Annemarie, hi]

So I looked up the wiki article for Mission President, but I still don't completely understand the position. Would someone care to explain it to me?

[Taylor]

@Annie

Here's the scoop -- you've got 55,000 LDS missionaries out there right now. Each of them are assigned to a specific area that could cover half a state to a few small countries. These are called missions. The person who is in charge of a mission is a guy (usually middle-aged) who is called by the prophet to make sure the gospel is being spread properly and effectively -- this is the mission president. Does that make sense?

[[deleted user]]

Annie wrote: "So I looked up the wiki article for Mission President, but I still don't completely understand the position. Would someone care to explain it to me?"

I'm not totally sure of it either. As the title would imply, it's just presiding over a mission area, which also entails talking to all the new missionaries in said area, supervising them, checking up on them to make sure they're teaching what they should be, keeping them safe, just making sure everything runs smoothly.

[Annemarie, hi]

Oh, okay. That's makes sense. Sounds pretty prestigious! Good for your parents :D

[Elliott]

Will you be going there with them? Or to visit?

[[deleted user]]

I'll stay here until I've finished my freshman year of college, and then I'll go stay with them for a few months.

[[deleted user]]

Annie wrote: "Oh, okay. That's makes sense. Sounds pretty prestigious! Good for your parents :D"

Thanks. :)

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

wait guys, sorry for my lack of knowledge about stuff but what religion is LDS?

[Taylor]

((Psssssst…Holden! Usually, we're not categorized as Christian…but we should be…))

[Elliott]

I think my church considers LDS Christian...

[Colby]

Mormonism is a denomination of Christianity..

[Jo]

They are.

[Taylor]

HEY GUYS I NEED HELP

I'm 'posed to be hanging out with Emmie today, and she's not answering either of her numbers. Can someone come up with a brilliant way to get ahold of her?

[Taylor]

She's a member on here who goes to my school.

All is well -- she finally responded to my texts.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Taylor [formerly Timothy] wrote: "HEY GUYS I NEED HELP

I'm 'posed to be hanging out with Emmie today, and she's not answering either of her numbers. Can someone come up with a brilliant way to get ahold of her?"

and again... WHY DO YOU GUYS ALL LIVE SO CLOSE. blahh. SOMEONE NEEDS TO COME VISIT ME IN THE NORTHEAST!:)

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

haha jude, where do you live?

[Sevania]

People can come visit me in Oregon!