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Seventh Day Adventist.And um, *awkward* nooooo. I-I-i
Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Mandy wrote: "Colby cheated with me?I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK TOO BECAUSE I HAVE NO MEMORY ..."
I mean, maybe it was the fact that most of the girls I've kissed have meant nothing to me. That makes me sound like an awful person.
Mandy wrote: "Seventh Day Adventist.And um, *awkward* nooooo. I-I-i"
FALSE. You're now married to my friend.
That doesn't make you sound awful, Colby. Just...I dunno. *shrugs*
I'M MARRIED TO AN AWKWARD MORMON BOY I'VE NEVER MET? GAH. NO. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. I DON'T LIKE BOYS. DEH ARE STUPID. NO OFFENSE.
Don't the wives get no say in Mormon marraiges? And have to have like 60 babies to go to heaven?Granted, I'm basing this all off
and I don't think that's supposed to be a good Mormon family XD
You should definitely read that book, though. It wasn't trying to show a happy Mormon family at all, so, yeah, I pretty much was joking.
OH YAY. And okay, I'll read it. =DSO UM, do I get to plan a wedding or not? FRAHNK grows impatient.
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I MUST HAVE..."
How does one find people they don't care about who are willing to kiss them? THIS LIFE OBJECTIVE HAS BEEN MUCH HARDER THAN IT SOUNDS FOR ME AND ONE OF MY FRIENDS.
Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Mandy wrote: "Colby cheated with me?..."
No, it's more on my part than the girls. I'm kind of a heartless dick sometimes. I mean, pretty much after what happened happened with the last girl I made out with, I pretty much wished she would disappear. It's bad of me.
Not to make myself come off as a ladies man or anything, because that's not true at all.
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Ladies' man. xD That term always cracks me up.
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Lav is nosy and doesn't understand why everyone doesn't like to spill their guts to everyone else. One of the ENFP flaws. (Lav has also gone on a personality type kick over the past couple of days.) xD
LOL. I'm trying to write while also coming back to this, so if the next chapter is god awful, I blame you people entirely XP
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BUT YOU FREAKING OBNOXIOUS GROUP OF UNDIGESTED LUMPS ARE DISTRACTING ME UGH.
I just realized that I switched to present tense in everything that I just wrote. But it's fixed now. That's just frustrating.
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Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "I absolutely hate it when I do that. >.< It happened a lot during NaNoWriMo when I was writing too fast to really be writing."I generally write in present tense, but not with this one.
Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "*holds hand*WIFE."
HANDS OFF MY WOMAN."
*holds hand*
HUSBAND.
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WIFE."
HANDS OFF MY WOMAN."
Oh, so NOW you like me again and don't want to shove me off various buildings.
Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "Oh, but wait, if Yue and I are twins, and Holden is Yue's dad, and Yue and I are married, and Holden and Lav are married... o.O does that make me married to my mom, who's also married..."I think I've read you and Tesni saying something about the bathroom before. I was like lolwut.
Holden wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "... I'm married to not one, but TWO DRUNKS? LOOK AT YOUR LIFE LAV. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES."
I PROMISE, DARLING, IF I WAS DRUNK IT WAS ONLY ON JUICE BOXES."
You wouldn't have to be drunk, have you seen me? I'm pretty frikkin cute.
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WIFE."
HANDS OFF MY WOMAN."
*holds hand*
HUSBAND."
*cracks up*
This is too amusing for me to be jealous.
Really weird, Holden. Because I've legitimately been in a cow costume.
Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "And your daughter. And Mandy, once. *winks at Mandy*But Holden was a one night thing, and we were both drunk. I SWEAR."
I do not remember this. Wait...was there a cow costume in..."
Is there ever sex WITHOUT a cow costume?
Did no one know I was Mormon or something? O__o
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LOOK AT YOUR LIFE LAV. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES."
I PROMISE, DARLING, IF I WAS DRUNK IT WAS ONLY ON JUICE BOXES."
JUICE BOXES CAN HAVE A VERY NEGATIVE AFFECT ON A PERSON. Have you seen me during NaNoWriMo when they give away those free juice boxes? Way too much sugar in those things. They're beautiful.
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I KNEW YOU WERE MORMON.
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I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK TOO BECAUSE I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS.
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WE SHOULD SHUN COLBY BECAUSE OF HIS IMPURITY.
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O_______o
Should I be concerned?
Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Holden wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Mandy wrote: "Colby cheated with me?I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK TOO BECAUSE I HAVE NO MEMORY..."
BUT...BUT...Holden's the one that got me pregnant!!!
Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "*holds hand*WIFE."
HANDS OFF MY WOMAN."
*holds hand*
HUSBAND."
*hmph* FINE. I'M BEING FORCED INTO A RELATIONSHIP but Colby is kind of frekin..."
*pecks on cheek*
Too many letters in arrangements that don't make sense to Colbys...
Oh oh oh um, okay! Colors? Best Man? Bridesmaids? GIVE ME SOME NAMES.No, Lav, you should not be concerned.
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WIFE."
HANDS OFF MY WOMAN."
*holds hand*
HUSBAND."
*hmph* FINE. I'M BEING FORCED INTO A RELATIONSHIP but Colby is kind of frekin..."
I SHIP HOLDEN AND COLBY.
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WIFE."
HANDS OFF MY WOMAN."
Oh, so NOW you like me again and don't want to shove me off various buildings."
..."
BAHAHA.
ENFPs have trouble leaving bad relationships, so I guess we'll be together forever no matter how long you continue to shove me to my narrowly escaped death.
Holden wrote: "Mandy wrote: "Really weird, Holden. Because I've legitimately been in a cow costume."Hm. Maybe it was you, then. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE INCIDENT WITH THE TV REMOTE. I HONESTLY HAD NO IDEA WHAT..."
If that was Mandy, WHOSE BABY IS THIS?
Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "And your daughter. And Mandy, once. *winks at Mandy*But Holden was a one night thing, and we were both drunk. I SWEAR."
I do not remember this. Wait..."
You can google anything and get porn.
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Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "THAT IS SO TRUE. People are into some pretty weird stuff. <.<"We had to do a powerpoint last year telling how to dress for a job interview, and it had to have pictures...LOTS OF PORN.
Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "Holden wrote: "Mandy wrote: "Really weird, Holden. Because I've legitimately been in a cow costume."Hm. Maybe it was you, then. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE INCIDENT WITH THE TV REMOTE...."
I don't even know what's possible anymore!
It may have been this Swedish chick who may not have been a chick who I met at a bar, but...Nah, it was definitely Yue.
Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "And your daughter. And Mandy, once. *winks at Mandy*But Holden was a one night thing, and we were both drunk. I SWEAR."
..."
I could get into it.
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But Holden was a one night thing, and we were both drunk. I SWEAR."
..."
SAFE SEARCH IS A MAGICAL INVENTION.
Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "Holden wrote: "Mandy wrote: "Really weird, Holden. Because I've legitimately been in a cow costume."Hm. Maybe it was you, then. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE..."
Hahaha! Yeah, see I was thinking brown, red, and black.
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(Doesn't really know what SDA stands for.)
Yeah, but, still. I have to force my Mormon friends into love. Besides, we all know Mandy probably is just floating through life thinking, where are my extremely awkward Mormon boys?