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[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

i...what.
*is now scared of saru*
should i ask who these "tormentors" are then?

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

*creepy smile*,

[Taylor]

The overlords. They rule…over the world.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Ohhhh.

[Taylor]

Glad you understand. :D

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Of course I understand. I am a robot.

[Taylor]

I would think you wouldn't be programmed to understand the nature of your existence, but I guess you are.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

I am. My programmers are smart.

[Taylor]

They are the overlords. Of course they are. :D

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

XD That is true.

Have you heard of this Indian film called like, Robot?

[Taylor]

Nope. I live in west U.S. -- as far from India as you can get. :D

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Darn.

Search this up:

Robot- Rajnikanth

HILARIOUS.Without trying to be. Thats the kind of movie it is.

[Taylor]

*reads on Wikipedia*

Huh.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

XD

Thoughts?

[Taylor]

"Chitti later deliberately fails in an evaluation conducted by the Indian Army. Enraged by the act of insubordination, Vaseekaran chops Chitti into pieces and throws it away in a landfill site."

PLOT TWISSSSSSSSST

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

XDXDXD OH AND THE SONGS. DON'T GET ME STARTED.

KILIMANJARO. OH GOD.

[Taylor]

Were the songs that bad? XD

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

The dancing. The. Dancing. I. Can't. Oh. God.

[Taylor]

There's dancing? O.O

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Of course!

Google Kilimanjaro from Robot. You will die laughing.

[Taylor]

*puts down on list of things to look up*

I'm too lazy to do it right now. XD

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Haha, okay. But when you watch it.

By the way, the girl in the video was either ms world or ms universe at some point.

[Taylor]

M'kay. That just means she can rock a dress. XD

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

That it does. XD

[Dana]

Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Of course!

Google Kilimanjaro from Robot. You will die laughing."

Oh dear lord. I can't even............. xD

I watched like maybe the first 30 seconds of it, and my impression is that the weird feather guys are pretending to be weird monkeys who chomp constantly, and the girl is pretending to be a .................. turkey?

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

XDXDXDXDXDXD

[Taylor]

Just watched it meself….

O.O

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Taylor [Pardon me while I fanboy over you] wrote: "Just watched it meself….

O.O"

HAHAHAHAHA OHMIGOSH WASNT IT HILARIOUS?

The woman is one of the most famous actresses in Hindi cinema, and the man in Tamil. The movie was made in both Hindi and Tamil. It had a HUGE budget. But if I remember correctly, it was not recieved well.

And if you thought that was strange... you should watch the whole movie. XD

[Taylor]

Actually, it got a really good reception. Can't imagine why.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Taylor [Pardon me while I fanboy over you] wrote: "Actually, it got a really good reception. Can't imagine why."

Because it has Ash and Rajni. XD

[Sevania]

You guys. I think we took all our spam to Bookeaters and we left none of poor undigested lumps :(

[Taylor]

*is glad his evil plan worked*

[Sevania]

*desperately tries to revive this topic*

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Sev–I tried being normal once. It was horrible. wrote: "You guys. I think we took all our spam to Bookeaters and we left none of poor undigested lumps :("

I AGREE.

SPAMMY SPAM SPAM SPAM

[Sevania]

ALSO WHY DID NO ONE BOTHER TO GIVE THE NEW MEMBER A CREEPY GREETING

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

IM SORRY NEXT TIME I WILL

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "IM SORRY NEXT TIME I WILL"

[Kendra]

I'm a new member...

[Sevania]

Hi!

YOU GUYS ARE SLACKERS

[Kendra]

So far I'm not creeped out.

Which organ would you collect if you had to choose one?

[Sevania]

We haven't been trying yet.

Hearts, duh, especially if they're still beating. Brains just don't taste as good.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

BUT BRAINS TASTE LIKE KNOWLEDGE.

[Sevania]

You can have the brains. They're too chewy for me.

But ask Taylor; he's the expert.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Thanks. You can have the hearts. I don't like how juicy they are.

Yeah, Taylor has CMS: Chronic Murder Syndrome. He knows everything there is to know about organ collection and eating.

[Taylor]

I personally like fresh, still-beating hearts. Brains are okay.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Well, more brains for me, then.

*Bites into a brain*.

[Kendra]

No, to collect, not eat. Stomachs make great bags for... urm... your other stomachs, I guess.

[Sevania]

Collect... eat... same thing. We collect the organs to eat them. Or sell them on the black market, I guess. Taylor's like a mafia lord.

I'm still partial to hearts.

[Taylor]

Collect and eat are inferior words. I prefer the term "forage." :)

(("Mafia lord"…I like that.))

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

The only other time I collect organs is for my jewelry line.

It's called "internal beauty".

My intestinal necklaces sell the most.