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[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "@saru SCOREEE.
@taylor *scratches head* wait, which part of me?"

XD

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Taylor [Pardon me while I fanboy over you] wrote: "*kidnaps Saru and Sam, cuts them up, and puts them in a freezer*"

That escalated quickly. O_o

But what, are you going to eat me?

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Taylor [Pardon me while I fanboy over you] wrote: "@Sam

All of it. Except your heart. I eat that warm."

Oh. Question answered. XD

[Taylor]

@Saru

You inspired the art of escalation. ;)

Or sell you. Depends on how hungry I am.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Taylor [Pardon me while I fanboy over you] wrote: "*kidnaps Saru and Sam, cuts them up, and puts them in a freezer*"

That escalated quickly. O_o

But what, are you going to eat me?"

nope. just me, i guess. XD

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Taylor [Pardon me while I fanboy over you] wrote: "@Saru

You inspired the art of escalation. ;)

Or sell you. Depends on how hungry I am."

*grins*. You mean when I killed Sevs family?

How hungry are you?

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Taylor [Pardon me while I fanboy over you] wrote: "*kidnaps Saru and Sam, cuts them up, and puts them in a freezer*"

That escalated quickly. O_o

But what, are you..."

Poor Sam.

[Taylor]

@Saru

Yes, I mean that. Because that was brilliant. XD

Right now…not super hungry. In 3 1/2 hours, that'll change.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Taylor [Pardon me while I fanboy over you] wrote: "*kidnaps Saru and Sam, cuts them up, and puts them in a freezer..."

*nodsnods*
taylor, can i at least have some company in here?

[Taylor]

Saru is in there with you. :)

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Taylor [Pardon me while I fanboy over you] wrote: "@Saru

Yes, I mean that. Because that was brilliant. XD

Right now…not super hungry. In 3 1/2 hours, that'll change."

Thanks. :)

Oh. So I have that much time left to live.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Taylor [Pardon me while I fanboy over you] wrote: "*kidnaps Saru and Sam, cuts th..."

You have me.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Taylor [Pardon me while I fanbo..."

but, like, i mean a living person. a whole person. someone who's not all cut up? or something? ;)
taylor, what happens in three and a half hours?

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

I wonder that too.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

OHHHH.

[Taylor]

Or when I should be waking up…I can't sleep…grosssss.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

YESSS TAYLOR DIDNT LEAVE.

[Taylor]

Oh, I'll try to leave ASAP…I'm doing tension exercises to hopefully wear out my muscles so I feel sleepy again.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

NO DON'T LEAVE.

[Taylor]

BUT I NEED TO SLEEP BEFORE THE BIGGEST TRUCKLOAD OF THE WEEK COMES IN.

PLUS SAVANNAH STARTS WORK TOMORROW MORNING AND I NEED TO DO MY BEST TO NOT LOOK LIKE CRAP. XD

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

what are tension exercises?

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

WHAT. SAM IS ALIVE?

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

WHAT? SAM IS ALIVE?!

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

YOU CAN'T BE YOU'RE A VAMPIRE.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "YOU CAN'T BE YOU'RE A VAMPIRE."

VAMPIRES ARE STILL ALIVE, AREN'T THEY?

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

NO THEYRE DEAD.

[Sevania]

NO. THEY'RE NOT DEAD OR ALIVE, THEY'RE UNDEAD.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

ACCURATE.

[Sevania]

TRUE.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

YUP.

[Sevania]

UH HUH

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

MMHHMM

[Sevania]

AHHH

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

OOHHG

[Sevania]

UUUHHHHHG

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

ERGGGGGGG

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

TEAH

[Sevania]

YESB

[Taylor]

@Sam

It's a method for relaxing your body -- you tense up certain body parts as much as you can and then release the tension. When I'm trying to sleep, I start with my toes, then my legs, then my torso, hands, arms, shoulders, neck, and face. It makes everything more relaxed after that.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Jude wrote: "teah?"

she meant to write "yeah". i think.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Pshhh no.

[Taylor]

MAH FRENZ ARE HERE.

*wishes IRL friends were R*

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

YES WE ARE.

THEY ARE TOTALLY R.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

i dunno about you, but i'm totally real. :)

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

IM REAL.

I HOPE.

[Taylor]

NO SAM. KNOW YOUR PLACE. YOU ARE A HOLOGRAM CREATED BY MY TORMENTORS TO KEEP ME COMPANY

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

AM I REAL?

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

WAIT BUT THEN WHY DO I FEEL REAL TO ME?

[Taylor]

@Saru

Not sure yet. I think you might be a robot with real human skin stolen from the bodies of baby orphans.

@Sam

It's part of your programming.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

O_o that is new information.