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[Elliott]

OH I THINK I REMEMBER THAT.
I used to think that Colby was black for some reason. Hey, Colby, you're white, right?

[Colby]

LOL. I'm soooo white.

PENGUIN POWERS ACTIVATE! I made a new profile pic this time.

[Elliott]

I have no clue why I thought you were black. This is so weird. WHAT THE HECK, LAV? WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR BRAIN?

[Colby]

I don't really usually strike people as a black guy...o.O?

[Elliott]

xD I'm sure you don't.

[Colby]

I've found a new show. Restaurant Stakeout. Blowing my freaking mind. Probably more than it should.

[Elliott]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "You know, most people assume I'm Asian, even though I'm black. So it's okay."

Pssh, I've always known that you're black. ;)

[Colby]

It's something to do with the black hair, light skin, and eyes...people stereotype and assume that everyone with those traits is Asian...freaks.

[Elliott]

People are just awful.

[Colby]

I have a black friend who said that I'm allowed to say the 'N' word. So I'm black in that respect.

[Elliott]

I hate that word. >.<

BUT THAT MAY BE WHY I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLACK. There has to be some logical explanation. xD

[Colby]

I hate that word too. I don't use it.

[Elliott]

Good, good.

[Colby]

Well, maybe you saw me from behind and that's why you thought I was black? xP

[Elliott]

Probably so.

[Mandy]

...I'm a mutt! Swedish, Irish, German...

[Hope]

Ma friend said you guys don't have an official chat, so...yeah. Hai.

[Elliott]

*Lav is confused*

[Hope]

Why is Lav confused?

[Elliott]

Your friend said we didn't have a chat? What do you mean by that?

[Hope]

A chat topic. Fae said this group was very spammy and this topic was kind of like an unofficial chat room.

[Elliott]

OH! Pahaha, yes, very true. We kind of just end up chatting in all the other topics as well. This one was designed primarily so we could all insult each other without scarring any newbies, so if anyone starts trashing you, don't take it personally. xD

[Elliott]

OF COURSE!

[Elliott]

CANNIBALISM, FOR THE WIN!

[Elliott]

CAN I EAT HER EYEBALLS? According to Hannah Montana, eyeballs are delicious. :D

[Elliott]

YOU ARE SO GREEDY. Save some for everyone else! GOODNESS.

[Colby]

I call elbows. There's not much meat there, but what IS there is so tender and juicy...

[Colby]

You can have the toes, wife.

[Colby]

You know we're us if a random outsider comes along and we immediately discuss who can eat which part of her. xP

[Elliott]

Ew, I've always found elbows to be extremely knobby and rough and gross.

[Colby]

I have a friend who is obsessed with my elbows because I guess they have this pointy bone that she doesn't think most peoples do, so she goes up to me and plays with my elbows.

[Elliott]

Colby wrote: "You know we're us if a random outsider comes along and we immediately discuss who can eat which part of her. xP"

Ah, I love us. WWAC is the best.

[Elliott]

Colby wrote: "I have a friend who is obsessed with my elbows because I guess they have this pointy bone that she doesn't think most peoples do, so she goes up to me and plays with my elbows."

Can we eat YOUR elbows?

[Colby]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "I have a friend who is obsessed with my elbows because I guess they have this pointy bone that she doesn't think most peoples do, so she goes up to me and plays with my elbows."

Can ..."

NO! They're bony anyways, lol.

[Elliott]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "My friend used to elbow rape me frequently.
Her name is Erica Gets All the Bitches Pregnant. I'm not kidding.
She also had my baby. o_O"

IRONIC! You got HER pregnant.

[Mandy]

U GUISES DIDN'T SAVE ANY 4 ME.

[Elliott]

Holden wrote: "And *poof* just like that we scared her off.

Or she may just be finding it hard to talk when practically every body part has been devoured.

DUDE.

I JUST REALIZED.

THAT's what happens to..."

:O YOU'RE RIGHT. OH SNAP. THIS IS A DILEMMA.

[Elliott]

I don't think clones taste as good as originals though. *pouts*

[Mandy]

ANYONE WANT TO BE A DONER FOR A CLONER.

[Elliott]

YOU CLEVER RHYMER.

[Mandy]

Oh yeah!

[Colby]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "I don't think clones taste as good as originals though. *pouts*"

It's like how every time you make a copy, it gets a little fuzzier, a little less like the real thing.

[Hope]

Hmmm...cannibals discussing which parts of me they shall eat first.

Well...

FIRST YOU HAVE TO GET TO ME! *wields machette* Plus, I kind of have Pennywise as a bodyguard, so...yeah. If you wish to fight the crazy cannibalistic monster clown that turns into your worst fears, fine by me. :D

[Elliott]

Pssh, my worst fear is getting left behind/being alone. SO THE MONSTER WILL LEAVE ME ALONE. MWAHAHAHA. I have such a handy worst fear. :D

[Colby]

Hope wrote: "Hmmm...cannibals discussing which parts of me they shall eat first.

Well...

FIRST YOU HAVE TO GET TO ME! *wields machette* Plus, I kind of have Pennywise as a bodyguard, so...yeah. If you wi..."

If our worst fear is crazy canibalistic monster clowns that turn into our worst fears...what happens?

[Elliott]

Colby wrote: "Hope wrote: "Hmmm...cannibals discussing which parts of me they shall eat first.

Well...

FIRST YOU HAVE TO GET TO ME! *wields machette* Plus, I kind of have Pennywise as a bodyguard, so...y..."

You get eaten by a crazy cannibalistic monster clown, obviously.

[Elliott]

Psst. Go vote on which book we should read, or I'll beat you with a bat.
http://www.goodreads.com/poll/show/63...

[Colby]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "Hope wrote: "Hmmm...cannibals discussing which parts of me they shall eat first.

Well...

FIRST YOU HAVE TO GET TO ME! *wields machette* Plus, I kind of have Pennywise as a bodygua..."

But...cannibals eat their own species...and I am NOT a monster clown! Wait...*checks*...Yeah, I am NOT a monster clown!!!

[Elliott]

Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "Hope wrote: "Hmmm...cannibals discussing which parts of me they shall eat first.

Well...

FIRST YOU HAVE TO GET TO ME! *wields machette* ..."

YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

[Colby]

HAHA! So I guess my fear is also convenient.