The Heart discussion
The Mortal Instruments
>
Jace's sarcasm
date
newest »

message 1:
by
Imogen
(last edited Mar 17, 2012 11:54PM)
(new)
Mar 17, 2012 11:54PM

reply
|
flag
"I am not," Alec said, through his teeth. "Just because you said dragon demons were extinct—"
"I said mostly extinct."
Alec jabbed a finger toward him. "Mostly extinct," he said, his voice trembling with rage, "is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH."
"I see," said Jace. "I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?"
This is obviously NOT a quote but it's one of my faves!
"I said mostly extinct."
Alec jabbed a finger toward him. "Mostly extinct," he said, his voice trembling with rage, "is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH."
"I see," said Jace. "I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?"
This is obviously NOT a quote but it's one of my faves!
message 3:
by
~❤Rikka❤~ *living is just a symptom of dying*, The Awesomely Evil One
(new)

“Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"
"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
“We came to see Jace. Is he alright?"
"I don't know," Magnus said. "Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?”
“Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.”

I read the book at night last year without my mum knowing and during the demon pox song I seriously wanted to burst out laughing but couldn't cuz u know....
oh I'm a bad boy. I do all sorts of bad things, like kick kittens, and make rude guesters at nuns.
My faveorite line by Jace.
My faveorite line by Jace.

Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”

"Meaning you?"
"What else?”
“Don't." Clary raised a warning hand. "I'm not really in the mood right now."
"That's got to be the first time a girl's ever said that to me," Jace mused.”
Clary felt suddenly annoyed. "When the self-congratulatory part of the evening is over, maybe we could get back to saving my best friend from being exsanguinated to death?"
"Exsanguinated," said Jace, impressed. "That's a big word."
"And you're a big-"
"Tsk tsk," he interupted. "No swearing in church.”