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message 1: by Imogen (last edited Mar 17, 2012 11:54PM) (new)

Imogen (imogenrose97) | 114 comments What are some of your fave quotes from Jace


message 2: by Rue~alwaysa1directioner~, The Crazily Random One (new)

Rue~alwaysa1directioner~ (Ruealwaysa1directioner) | 154 comments Mod
"I am not," Alec said, through his teeth. "Just because you said dragon demons were extinct—"

"I said mostly extinct."

Alec jabbed a finger toward him. "Mostly extinct," he said, his voice trembling with rage, "is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH."

"I see," said Jace. "I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?"


This is obviously NOT a quote but it's one of my faves!


 ~❤Rikka❤~ *living is just a symptom of dying* | 56 comments Mod

“The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.”



message 4: by Imogen (new)

Imogen (imogenrose97) | 114 comments Hahaha I love them


message 5: by Lyss (new)

Lyss (lyss4music) | 17 comments Lol, I love Jace!! Here are some of my faves XD

“Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"
"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones


“We came to see Jace. Is he alright?"
"I don't know," Magnus said. "Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?”

“Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.”


message 6: by Imogen (new)

Imogen (imogenrose97) | 114 comments I know riht so funny!!!


message 7: by Lyss (new)

Lyss (lyss4music) | 17 comments Lol, and Will's sarcasm is also pretty good!


message 8: by Rue~alwaysa1directioner~, The Crazily Random One (new)

Rue~alwaysa1directioner~ (Ruealwaysa1directioner) | 154 comments Mod
Will's sarcasm is THE BEST!!!


message 9: by Imogen (new)

Imogen (imogenrose97) | 114 comments yes it is


message 10: by Lyss (new)

Lyss (lyss4music) | 17 comments Lol I would be reading it and randomly burst out laughing and my family would look at me like I'm crazy!


message 11: by Rue~alwaysa1directioner~, The Crazily Random One (new)

Rue~alwaysa1directioner~ (Ruealwaysa1directioner) | 154 comments Mod
I read the book at night last year without my mum knowing and during the demon pox song I seriously wanted to burst out laughing but couldn't cuz u know....


message 12: by Lyss (new)

Lyss (lyss4music) | 17 comments Lol, nyc!


message 13: by Rue~alwaysa1directioner~, The Crazily Random One (new)

Rue~alwaysa1directioner~ (Ruealwaysa1directioner) | 154 comments Mod
What's nyc? New york city?


message 14: by Lyss (new)

Lyss (lyss4music) | 17 comments No man, Hahaha. Nyc = Nice


message 15: by Rue~alwaysa1directioner~, The Crazily Random One (new)

Rue~alwaysa1directioner~ (Ruealwaysa1directioner) | 154 comments Mod
aaahhhh.... i see. Thank you!


message 16: by Lyss (new)

Lyss (lyss4music) | 17 comments Lol, Pleasure


message 17: by [deleted user] (new)

oh I'm a bad boy. I do all sorts of bad things, like kick kittens, and make rude guesters at nuns.

My faveorite line by Jace.


message 18: by Diana ❀ ☺ (new)

Diana ❀ ☺ | 2 comments “Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”


message 19: by Diana ❀ ☺ (new)

Diana ❀ ☺ | 2 comments “One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it's 5 a.m., I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at."
"Meaning you?"
"What else?”



“Don't." Clary raised a warning hand. "I'm not really in the mood right now."
"That's got to be the first time a girl's ever said that to me," Jace mused.”



Clary felt suddenly annoyed. "When the self-congratulatory part of the evening is over, maybe we could get back to saving my best friend from being exsanguinated to death?"
"Exsanguinated," said Jace, impressed. "That's a big word."
"And you're a big-"
"Tsk tsk," he interupted. "No swearing in church.”


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