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Mar 15, 2012 10:01PM
Haha what the hell??
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"Hey, guys, I'm back from my three day sex marathon with Adrian," Loppy says sauntering towards the girls.
"And I'm a very satisfied woman, believe me," she continues, a smirk on her face. "So, what have you guys been up to?"
"Uh...I'm tierd I need to check on my cats, tell you later." I left to get more cotton candy, before the others relize I already had six of them!!
Loppy stared at her as she walked away, her eyes fixated on the ball of brown peeking out from the edge of Emily's coat. Her eyes narrowed. That evil bitch. She had a poor kitty hidden up there to fulfill her twisted desires.
Loppy caught up to Emily and ruthlessly bitch slapped her. Five times. The kitten flew through the air at the impact of the strikes, and landed unceremoniously on Maida's head. In its distress and shock, it excreted on her head.
Loppy caught up to Emily and ruthlessly bitch slapped her. Five times. The kitten flew through the air at the impact of the strikes, and landed unceremoniously on Maida's head. In its distress and shock, it excreted on her head.
"OH WHAT THE FUCK!! THIS IS SOOOOO NOT HAPPENING!! EMILY COME GET YOUR STUPID CAT RIGHT NOW...BEFORE I PUT IT IN A SHREDDER!!!" Maida screamed. (Our story is going crazy...I LOVE IT!! ;p)
"Whoa!" stormy said. "so much excitement in one night! we should do this girls night thing more often."
"Uh-hua Sloppy, not cool! You blew my cover, this poor kitty needed a home. How could I say no!" I rubbed my slapped cheeks. "And that hurt!"
"Okay, tha's just scary. I hope you not planning on playing with in I-play-with-my-food kind of way." I shudder.
"Go ahead, take it, maida will gladly give it to you. EMILY DEAR let go of the cat!" *glares at emily*
"No! my cat!" I pout stubbornly.
"WHAT THE HELL...?" *shreya grabs the cat out of em's arms and throws it at freak. "cat shits on freak's head outta fear...again". "YOU HAVE YOUR CAT, NOW YOU BETTER NOT DO NOTHIN WRONG.."
The freak just smirks and walks away. "We'll just see kidies...we'll just see." She muttered under her breath.
"well, that was freaky, haha, you see what i did there? you see you see? ;D" shreya said turning back towards her friends
"Oh..." I cry. "You just gave the freak my cat, and I called her after you Shreya, you ungrateful prig!!" I continue to sob on my loss.
"Or you could get a Bulldog...if you like the spitting kind and NOT the shitting kind..!" Maida said happily, all the while cursing the stupid cat who excreted on her head.
"So not funny....we were just heading to the water rides when we were interrupted by the freak! So, lets get going ladies...we don't have all day!!" Maida started walking towards the water park.
*pushes maida out of the way and runs ahead of her making weird grunting noises........"( i have a very vivid imagination)
"I hate dogs, I already have bitches for friends! and look where that got me."
"I don't swim you..." gurgle....
*continues stuffing em's face in the water*"Hey Maida, have you gotten all the shit off of your head? I wanna go on something"
I felt sick to my stomach BUT I knew I couldn't allow Stormy that power against me, suddenly I felt a new source of energy know as PANIC surge into me. I jumped out, took the camera from her grasp and took a photo of two pouting, disappointed girls. Loppy, and Stormy.
At least I make a cute pouty face, Stormy thought. She took the camera back and smiled at the cute picture. "Thanks, Em! This is so going on Facebook."
"Whatevs." I hated the turn of events I was officially the joke show! And all because I like cats...okay so maybe I like them too much, but I'm only twenty sheesh!
"awwww...em. why such a long face? i'm sure there's a gift shop in here somewhere with cat figurines. that way you ccan have your cat and no poo."
"Shut up! All of you! Let's just go watch a movie, and hope I forget...or else you might wake up to live your NIGHTMARES!" I laugh evilly.
"yah...., the threatening persona doesn't really work for you" *Grabs Em by the neck and gives her a noogie*
I kick Shreya in the gut with the back of my heel, and show her how wrong she is!!!!
Drooling, Shreya stared at Stormy. "I'd like to tap that."
"Shreya, you horndog," Loppy admonished. But being the tease she was, she stripped down to her bikini and joined Stormy.
"Shreya, you horndog," Loppy admonished. But being the tease she was, she stripped down to her bikini and joined Stormy.



