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Apr 16, 2012 04:18PM
Maida just shook her head and sighed. Her friends were the best in the world but they were also idiots. She thought about slapping Shreya upside the head for the knife thing, especially knowing Loppy loves sharp shiny things and goes nuts when she sees one. Great...now there was going to be another big commotio---"Ohhhhhhhh......Shreya is that for me!!!" squealed Loppy.
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Shreya starts swinging the knife around like a ninja. "Back off, Lobster! Before I shank you!" She looks around, and runs after Emily with the knife in the air.
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Maida sighed and turned to look at Stormy who was...."OH MY GOD...WOMAN WHY ON EARTH ARE YOUR PANTS DOWN!!?"Stormy just shook her head. "Loppy the loopy lobster was spanking my ass and now it hurts so NOW I have to give it a good rubbing!"
Maida sighed....again! I wonder when we'll actually get to Italy? With that thought, Maida turned to stare out the window and wait for Lobster's crazy obsession tantrum to be over.
Meanwhile, Shreya had caught up to Emily and was straddling her with a knife to her throat. "YOU DARE IGNORE MY WORDS AND DECIDE TO GO TO THE ALPS??!!!!" Shreya spat. Emily whimpered at this sudden change of mood.
Loppy watched Shreya for a minute and without thinking...jumped onto her back. "GIVE ME THE KNIFE...SHRE SHRE!!! PWEETY PLEASE...WITH PENISES ON TOP!!!"
"ARGH!!! GROSSS GET OFF ME YOU BITCH!!!" Shreya throws Loppy off her back, and stands up. Her hair had fallen out of her ponytail and into her face. She eyed both of the figures on the ground in front of her and screamed like a banshee.
(Loppy is on your back....)
Maida heard Shreya's scream and turned away from the window to look at....2 round and white butt cheeks!! "STORMY...WHAT THE HELL!! Why are you moving your hips..in a freakin thong!!! Put your goddamn pants back on!!"
"Why the hell do I put up with this shit? You're not gonna actually really use that thing?" I say eyeing the knife. I may have been whimpering a little, okay maybe a LOT! but only when Hades freezes over would I agree to her terms!
"Shery, don't go all psyco on me, and please take you meds..." my legs almost gave out, when I saw her RED eyeballs sticking out.
"We are going to Italia!" she hissed into my ears. "Italia!"
"Shery, don't go all psyco on me, and please take you meds..." my legs almost gave out, when I saw her RED eyeballs sticking out.
"We are going to Italia!" she hissed into my ears. "Italia!"
LOL WILDLY ENTERTAINING! That's it perfectly.
Yah i don't know where this whole thing to a u-turn towards crazy-land, but it's really fun ;)
Stormy pulls her pants up and looks over at Shreya. "Shreya! What the heck are you doing?! Get off the girl. There's no need for that. I have handcuffs I stole from that officer." Stormy twirls them around her finger.
LOL A seductress never reveals her secrets....
kiana, you should join in as a new character :D!Remember stormy? remember Freak? at the beginning? I miss her creepy ways ;) Where did she go? She completely abandoned us...
SURE!!!! This should be interesting...hehehe >:) *rubs hands together*
OK!! The story's pretty long, i know...;) 800 posts is a bit much, but it's just SO RANDOM! It;s impossible to keep from posting whatever you want, haha.
Oh, yeah! I wonder where Freak is? Not too many people join in on this one. I think they are a little weirded out by it. LOL
So true...So what is your character doing to EM, Shrey?
Shreya, did you put the obsidian book jacket thing on our group home?
Oh...weelll....I WAS straddling EM holding a knife to her throat, until Loppy decided to jump on my back because she wanted the knife. But i threw her off,and stared at both of them on the ground looking scared out of their wits. and Em decided she wanted me to yell Italia!ITALIA! in her face, so currently im in Em's face doing exactly that.
LETS GET THERE AND GO WILD! HAVE FUN! WOO!
yah, i know, but someone has to convince Em to go to ITALY!!!!D:<
WAIT! can't we change her thought for her >:D
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I said I have handcuffs. She doesn't have to change her mind...
LOL loppy is waaayy ahead oh you stormz ;) GOOD JOB LOPSTER!!! LET'S DO THIS THANG!!!Shreya quickly gets behind the wheel."Alright, guys, we can't afford to waste ANY time, We have to get home and pack QUICKLY, and someone has to do it for Em.!"
whoa...we both said good job lopster....GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE..i guess
"Maida can do it for Em" Stormy volunteers for her.
(Ok! How about once we get home, you're standing in front of our doorstep to greet your best friend....um since we're giving everything to Maida now, so your BFF is MAIDA/technically all of us!!!!! :D You can join our Virtual-Italy trip :D)
When they reach the house, Stormy bolts from the car. "I gotta go break up with my boyfriend. Italian boys here I come..."
"Omg, ME TOO!!!!" Shreya pushes past Stormy in her hurry to gain freedom. She encounters a stranger,...wait no! It's Kiana! "Hey Kiana, Storm will explain everything to you, bye Kiana!" She runs into the house leaving an astonished Kiana behind.
"Were going to ITALY! ITALIA! Whatever the heck Shreya says! Woo! Maida will explain everything!" Stormy runs into the house leaving Kiana astonished once again.
(Stormy is not fuming, she's excited...RIGHT STORMY?! >:)
Maida hugs Kiana tight. "Your coming with us! Go get packed!"
(who was my BF again? Kiana, do u know? U just red it right? im so lost)
(It was some random guy, no name. cured your spermaphobia.)
(WHAT?! since when? there is no cure for my spermophobia)
(You said before that if you found the right guy, your spermophobia wouldn't matter and you would be cured)
(No i didn't O_O stop putting words in my mouth! im guessing it was Lopster...)
(Yes, you did! Because we asked how you would ever lose your V card. :/ I remember!)The girls were all packed and on their way to the airport. All of them now single. So, what the boys had cried, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do...
Stormy perked up in the backseat. "The boys talk all hot in Italy. Why is their accent so sexy to us? I wonder if they get turned on when we speak..."
Loppy laughs. "Dirty talk, duh!"
Maida rolls her eyes. "Everyone gets turned on by dirty talk, Loppy."
"Not me," Em says, "It's revolting."
"Yah, me neither. I don't get turned on by dirty talk at all....i wonder why...." I turn towards Kiana, who's sitting next to me. "What about you Ki? I'm pretty sure there's been MANY boys in your life"
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Loppy turns and winks at Shreya who goes into denial, sprouting nonsense about her spermophobia. But her deep blush, akin to the one Maida wore when she was caught for the first time with her gay porn collection, gave Shreya away.
