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shre ♡
(last edited Apr 02, 2012 06:40PM)
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Apr 02, 2012 06:40PM
(I stole them when you fainted. Except no one could see me because I used the invisibility cloak that i ALSO stole from Potter's dorm-room, when i visited Hogwarts during my mysterious-fantasy cruise. Why? You gotta a problem with that?)
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(uh...yeah, stop hacking into my cloths!)
(where did she get my Seth from?)
(I used your phone to ring him up, then screamed a few screamy screams, and before you knew it, he came running up like a old lady with her petticoat on fire)
(LOL Oh really? He must really care about me. I'm so touched. *tears*)
(I think we should put those in the story....the madman confessions of how to grab hold of your friends' most valuable possessions...)
(LOL, r u and storm planning to walk on down over here and interrogate me? OH OH, and can we turn loppy into a lobster???!! PLEASE!!! cause then i can call here LOPSTER!!)
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As Loppy was enjoying going through Emily repetitively, the last sprinkle of faerie dust went through her translucent body. Loppy instantly turned into a......lobster. "OH MY JEEZUS!! LOOK!!! IT'S LOPPY THE LOPSTER!!!!!!" This unknown voice cackled.
Who the fuck was that? Everyone thought to themselves...
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(LOL Loppy. Random is your middle name, huh? )
(Oh..kay that just makes me look bad, Lobster. I'll eat you for dinner....hmmmm)
(EWWWWW, I HATE EVERY SEAFOOD EXCEPT SHRIMP D:)
Meanwhile, Maida couldn't believe she was finally back to her human self...although being flour sure made her hungry....then she noticed it. The sexy purple lobster hopping in front of Em's face. Maida licked her lips...already tasting the amazing sensations of a purple lobster bite. She had to have it...so she started to come up with a plan.
Stormy tapped her foot. "Uh, Maida...think I could get a thank you?"
Maida replied: "FOR WHAT??? Eating me???!!!"
"Someone feels a little snippy!" replied Stormy. "I did turn you back..you know.!" Stormy glares at Maida.
Shreya comes out from hiding. "NO! I'm the MASTERMIND!!!!!"Just as she says this a huge blimp appears over their heads.
"YOU READY SETH???!!!!" Shreya Exclaims
Maida and Stormy turned at the evil in Shreya's voice. They were both taken a back with the look on Shreya's face. How could she betray our friendship of 12 years for...for..for power! Stormy and Maida were shocked.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING BOUT?!!" (maida, go back and read idiot, i'm trying to SAVE you all haha ;D)
(Oh my bad! LOL ;p I'm laughing my ass off right now!)Maida and Stormy looked to Seth to see him grinning. What!? He's helping her....OH MY GOD...she was trying to save them! Stormy looked at Maida and smiled. "What do you want us to do Shreya...we wanna help!" shouted Maida.
Shreya's hair smacked Loppy the Lobster in the face.Loppy immediately grabbed her hair."OWWWW!!! LOPPY I'M SORRY LETT GOOO OF MMEE!!! GUYSSS I COULD USEEE SOMEEE HELP NOW!!! Quickly!! We're running out of time!!! Seth, hold on a minute!"
Loppy's claws cut through Shreya's hair and she was free.
Stormy gasped. Shreya's beautiful long hair was gone and in the claw of Loppy the Lopster.
Maida was stunned looking at the lump of hair in Loppy the lobster's claw! Oh shit....Shreya was so going to blow a fuse!
Shreya was already blowing a fuse...internally. But the fate of her friends lives depended on her. So she threw herself together before she did something so drastic that could've been known as world war III. "EVERYDAY, ATTEN-TION! OK, so for this plan to work, all we need to do is lie down in that meadow over there, and Seth will pour the boiling dragon pee on us, don't worry, it won't burn. This will instantly cause a reaction to occur, which will turn us all back to our rightful bodies. UNDERSTAND?! OK, everybody, LET'S DO THIS!!!!"
"Not burn! Oh here's a thought it's freakin' PEE!"
"Just shut it and do what I tell you woman! Or should i say....DRAGON BABY BOP!!!"
"Hey, that's not nice...Ow, stop hitting me, nooooh!"
"Shut up STORMY!!! Geez, fine we'll do this kindergarten fashion. EVERYBODY, make a standard form line behind me, and follow!"
Stormy shoved Maida away from Seth and took her spot.
(HE IS. ;D He's the one that's going to pouring the pee on us) "Ok, kids, In orderly fashion now. LOPPY, stop munching on that poor little rabbit! Stormy, look ahead, and please refrain from making smoochey faces at Seth girl! Emily...dear...this is not the time to be crying..by yourself...in a corner! Save that for when you're single and 50!" *shreya sighed* being a mastermind was some tough shit. No wonder Voldemort was bald.
(Shit Shrey! That's funny...tho I was made to be THE joke)
I was forcefully dragged, and thinking like an ostrich I felt better closing my eyes to the events taking place. "I'm not 50!" I shot blindly back at Shreya, which made me stronger still.
I was forcefully dragged, and thinking like an ostrich I felt better closing my eyes to the events taking place. "I'm not 50!" I shot blindly back at Shreya, which made me stronger still.
Maida was still eyeing the Loppy the Lobster for her midnight snack when..SMACK...Shreya's hand landed on the back side of her head. "Owww....what the hell Shreya!""That's what you get...now stop staring at Loppy, we need her for my plan and get in the freakin line already!" Shreya yelled frustrated.
They all started walking once again, Loppy on a leash. "Ok guys" Shreya said pointing to the middle of the meadow "That right there is our destination" She looked at her watch "and we took a total of thirty minutes to get here. Hooray for achieving a new level of stupidity" She grabbed Maida by the hand and led her to one spot on the meadow, "Maida,you lie down here. Everone else assemble next to Maida!!"
(What's the purpose of being peed on again?)
(It turns us back into out true selfs.Right now, ur a cowgirl, maidas a bad of flour, im not sure about emily, loppy's a lobster, and i'm shrek =_=)
(in that case)"Make sure you get me good, Seth!"
(Interesting tho, if I may add stormy did seem to use her powers to help us, but it seems to have temporary...)
(LOL Stormy!!!)They are now all lying on the meadow.
"Ouch!" screams Stormy.
"Now what!!!" Shreya fumes.
"Loppy bit me!!!"
"Ouch!" another one says. and another one...and another one......
Loppy the lobster looks like she's smiling. Is that even possible? Shreya wonders...
"Just get it over with already!" I whimper.
Finally! Someone with a brain! Shreya smiles then hollers toward the sky: "OKAY SETH!!! WE'RE READY!!! In 5...4....3...2..1.....!!
"Now it's goin' ta burn like a damn darn UTI! Stupid Loppy!" Stormy flicks Loppy's claw.
