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Mar 29, 2012 04:57PM
"WHY IS THERE A FUCKING KNIFE IN MY CHEST???!!!" Loppy screams. "Is it just me or were Stormy and Hot guy transformed into giants.hheeeyyyyy, i see you've got it goin on down here Mr.BulgyMCbulgyPants...hehehe"
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Maida is trying to talk but can't voice her opinions to Shreya and Loppy who is munching on her like some chocolate bar. I am so going to kick their asses, especially who ever thought of the stupid fairy dirt idea in the first place! Maida said to herself all the while shooting floury daggers at Shreya and Loppy.
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Crap! I thought, then it hit me. I'm a magical creature, and unicorns have horn wishes why not a whatever I am wish on this dust stuff. I wish there never was pixie dust! I wish with all my dolphin head, and dragon body. Everything went back to normal...EXCEPT ME!
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*SHREYA POINTS UPWARD* "Oh my GEEZZUS!!!!!!!!! Loppy transformed into a ghost!!!!" Emily's wish was too late...
Well, it's her damn fault! She got all excited about freaky stuff, that she decided to bring some along for the ride! And who has to fix things...ME!!! Plus I'm still this freaky unidentified subspecies or whatever! I wanna be me again.. I start crying, and the others think I'm grieving over Loppy.
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She cackles at Emily.
Emily's only hope at being turned back is to kiss her one true love. A deep voice announced from the sky.
AHHHHHHHH! Anything BUT that!
Deal with it! It called followed by a pop and a ripple in the sky. "Hmmm...that was weird." Stormy said, twirling a piece of her hair.
Shit! I thought we established that unicorns and such creatures can't have a love life together!!And is Loppy gonna stay dead?
*meanwhile, Shreya was pondering over who Emily's true love is* "Hmmmmm...this is a tough one. WAIT!!!!! Isn't it herself....but how does that work...?"
"Just put water on Maida and yourself Em! That's how the smells are undone on Wizards Of Waverly Place."
"Right, spells." Stormy waved a hand in front of her nose and backed away from Em.
Em looked outraged. "I'll have you know I'm the most hygienic dragon-dolphin you'll ever meet! HMMPH!" *Loppy, Shreya, and Stormy eye the dung underneath her*
Shreya realizes something strange..."WHERE IS ANNIE?!"
"I don't know. She disappeared a while ago."
(what the shit did you guys make of ME?!!!!)
(LOL No, not really. But how come all the really bad stuff happens to Em and Maida? I get turned into a puny cowgirl. Lame.)Stormy held her fist to the sky. Lightning struck a tree yards away and it slit and cracked with the sound of earsplitting thunder that rumbled the ground. Rain poured from the sky drenching them all. Maida flour clumped and seemed to form a human shape. In the blink of an eye, Maida was back to herself. Stormy brought her hands back down and dusted them. "Training with Seth really paid off."
Emily blew fire out of her blowhole. "Fix me!" she screeched in dolphin.
Emily's only true love was just struck by lightning and killed. The voice from the sky called. Emily gasp and choked on her fiery fumes. Due to the interferance of some witchy bitch, a new loophole is in order. Emily has to lick the toes of one Loopy Loppy. Do not mess this up, for it is your only chance at turning back. There was a sonic pop and the voice was gone.
Loppy lifted her toes to Em's dolphin nose. "Well, get to it, sister. Make it good."
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(Is she going to stay like that for him? Awww! It would be like Shrek and Fiona)
(Do not mention me in this sort of context stormy)
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(SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WTF! This is not happening! I hate Shrek, and I'm HUMAN! Turn me back NOW!!! I'm laughing with tears in my eyes at the ridiculous state of things.)
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"You're the missing piece of my soul. Life before was in black and white before you fell into it, whereas it's now in technicolour! I want to be forever by your side. Take me with you wherever you go!"
(What? I did not just utter these impeccably ridiculous lines!!)
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Inside I was being manipulated. I was bewitched, not in LOVE! And my awesome friends are all looking on like idiots watching the show! I struggle against the emitted magic holding me hostage! The voice said my loved one died. This creature just doesn't want me to become human again!
(Shreya, what happened to you? I forgot in all the chaos...)Stormy grabbed onto the dragon's tale. "Where do you think your going lizard boy?"
The dragon tried to resist, but his magical powers were nothing compared to an apprentice of Seth himself! He gave up, and was fried with akasha by the STORMY Storms!!!
Stormy made guns with her fingers on each hand and blew on them. Then she lifted her arms and blew on each armpit. "Whew. I'm workin' up a sweat."
You need a shower, and I need a human body. If Loppy didn't already die. I would kill her for causing this mess in the first place!
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"Loppy, could you please not mess with Em? She's having a hard enough day already." Stormy scolds.
"But it's sooo much fun!" she coos.
"I suppose it is but...look at her. I don't think she can take much more." They all look at Em's unconscious sweet angelic face.
"At least she's human now..."
Shreya was off in a corner devising a plan that no one would comprehend, but would be astonished by how it would stop this madness. *snicker*"Emily's underpants? CHECK"
"Loppy's Lollipop? CHECK"
"A Pinch of Maida Flour? CHECK"
"Stormy's Seth? CHECK"
"MMMPPHHH!!!" Seth screamed through the cloth shutting his mouth.
"Oh shut up Seth, we all know you came here for Stormy, so now you need to be here for her IN A TIME OF NEED!" I said.
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"Annie's Bandanna that was given to her by Alex? CHECK"
and last but not least..."AN OGRE TOE???!!!! CHHHHECCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey Seth, did you get the pot of dragon pee boiling like i told you to?"
"MMMPPHHH" was his reply.
"I'll take that as a HELL YES!"
to be continued...
(Where'd she get my undies from?)
