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Mar 26, 2012 05:28PM
"Punch your pretty little face, Bitch!"
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I opened my Harmonie bag and pulled out my special broomstick, then I ran at her alien speed and smacked it in front of her on the floor. She looked at me like I was idiotic, then my punch met her face, and she knew I meant business. "Shrimp, aye?"
Stormy screamed like a banshee and launched herself at the other girls. In a split second it had become an all out war.
Shreya grabbed the nearest girl's hair and yanked! "RRRAAAAWWWRRRRRRRRR BITCCCHHHHESSSSS" (classic always does it)
Stormy got a girl to the ground and sat on her, beating her with her big purse.
"Stormy!" Shreya yells. "Throw me a TKB-059 from your bag!"
Stormy just threw the whole bag and started bouncing on the girl's stomach. The girl looked like she was going to hurl.
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"Okay...fine...we're sorry!" one of them whimpered. She looked like a dead monkey, with her hair torn out and red bruises mixed with ruined make-up. Yuck, I felt bad for her, and stopped my all out war.
"Kay, guys I'm tired and hungry lets eat already....then you all can sleep over at my house." I wink at them, since I barely ever allow them the privilege after they last TRASHED it. I'm a neat freak!
"Kay, guys I'm tired and hungry lets eat already....then you all can sleep over at my house." I wink at them, since I barely ever allow them the privilege after they last TRASHED it. I'm a neat freak!
Stormy stood up, not a hair out of place and said calmly, "lets go." stepping over the down girl.
We had a lot of things. China is one creative food maker. Nuddles are my fave and chopsticks aren't, I quit them and use a fork instead.
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"Please don't." I say warily.
Stormy and Loppy mimic sword fighting with their sticks using all the pirate lingo they know.
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I roll my eyes at their childish behavior. "Are you two not tired after all the excitement?" I ask incredulously.
"I get Will Turner aka Orlando Bloom."
Stormy shows Em her Red Bull. "It gives you wings."
"He's hot, too. It's all good." They bump fists.
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I dump my face on the table from annoyance, and exhaustion.
Stormy giggles. "Mooooove, Loppy. Your on my foot."
"You guys just get crazier by the second, don't ya?" I mumble sleepily.
Stormy nods taking a bite of broccoli.
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-moooos and flaps wings-
-hits emily who gets thrown to the other side of the room-
Em! Are you okay?" Em gives a thumbs up.
Maida tosses a noodle and it lands on loppy's ear.
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(lol)Stormy stand wnd tries to help maida get the cat off her but but the claws are dug in.
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"OMG STORMY IT WAS THE FAIRY DUST."
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(This just gets better and better! We should get this published! LMFAO ;p)Maida just stared at the naked guy under her, trying really hard not to notice that all his hard places were aligned with her soft places. "Umm..Hello!" The guy just stared back. Then out of nowhere, Maida was yanked off the guy by cowgirl Stormy.
*Thrown of the guy by cowgirl Stormy, Maida transforms into a bag of talking flour, meanwhile, Stormy jumps on the hot guy* "Giddyup horsie!!!!"
"AHHHHHH!" I shriek. "Don't get that dust close to me!" I sneeze.
"It's too late Emily..." Shreya replies...."AND A'KABOOM!!!!!!".*Emily transform into a dolph-dragon, with the head of a dolphin and the body of a dragon*
Well, this isn't so bad, I'll just sleep over here. Apparently the evil dust doesn't cure exhaustion...
"WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! You DO NOT go to sleep in THIS GODDAMNED SITUATION EMILY FREAKIN CATALOG!!!!!!!!!!! Now get over here and help me figure out how to get Stormy to stop tying Mr. HottyMCHottypants to the tree. before he gets rope AND bark burn!!!!!!!!"
I tried at a smart retort, but all that came out was whale skwheams or whatever... How long will I be like this? Is it permanent?!!!! I'm panicking!
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After a while of munching Loppy turned into Dubby the house elf, but didn't see to notice and continued oblivious to our reactions.
