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Mar 22, 2012 07:06PM
*shreya keeps eyeing the car*
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"YOU gold digger! Well, I don't care who doesn't wanna die in a car accident come with me." I say blandly.
*SHOOTS HAND UP* "I'LL COMMEE!!! JESUS KNOWS I'LL COME!!! JUST OPEN THE FUCKING PASSENGER DOOR ALREADY!!!" *eyes PINK car even more tensionately*
"Whatever, it's open." I point out. "And Stormy if you still have cash it's on you!"
Stormy presses a button on her key chain and the mustang starts itself. She flips her hair and smacks her lip gloss. "Sure."
"Girlie!" I say under my breath. "You're the best!" I smile like an angel.
"Judge much?" Stormy says under her breath. "You too! Bye!"
I dropped into my seat and started driving the rest of the gang. They complained about it being slow, and how I insisted to listen to opera music. "Shut up already, you're messing up my music!" I cried out.
They could hear Stormy's bass bumping at a stoplight even though she was several cars ahead.
"I'd rather die in a car accident listening to cool music than of this stinkin opera!" said Shreya.
A pack of boys in a big SUV drove by laughing and doing their best opera woman impressions.
"I'm going to @#$$ kill them!!!" I shouted. "Hey! @#$%ers shut the @#$% up or I'm gonna run you over!!! My opera is better than any...." I hear a police siren approaching. "Shit! Put on your seat belts girls." I sing out like an angel.
"Excuse me, may I see your driver's license and insurance ma'am?" the officer asks.
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"Ohkay I'm not sure why you need to stop my car and can't see these douches out there, officer." I pointed to Stormy and the Opera offenders' cars.
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"Ma'am,...umm...would you mind telling me what you're doing on that car..?" The officer clears his throat, dazzled by Loppy's gorgeous face and big boobs.
"Why,officer, I'm just enjoying this might fine fresh air, it smellss sooo delicious. Dontcha think??" *Loppy winks*
"Umm...well..yes...if you say so...I mean you are sooo sex--I mean would you please kindly remove yourself from the car's roof ma'am." The officer asked, flustered.
"EXCUSEEE MEEE?? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO BE TELLING ME TO GET OFF THE CAR!?? I'M NOT HURTING ANYONE BUT MYSELF IF I KEEP DOING THIS, YOU PERV!!"
"No no, ma'am that's not at all what I meant....I just..." The officer sighed clearly exasperated with the situation. "All I want is for you to get off the car, kindly ma'am, it's against the law and if you don't listen then I'll have to arrest you and believe me when I say I DON'T want to do that to you."
(I though the car was a convertible but okkkkayyyy...lol)"Loppy get in!" Stormy shouted and then winked at the cop.
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"Loppy!" I hear Stormy sighing.
I snicker inwardly "Okay, guys now you know what I mean about taking care of my passengers..."
I snicker inwardly "Okay, guys now you know what I mean about taking care of my passengers..."
(They're always a good cop bad cop ;D) *Officer Xavier walk in* "Who the hell are these girls Bob? We have no time to solicit with a bunch of drunk girls on the street"
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"EXCUSE ME! I'm not drunk Mr.! Plus I would have to remind you that such behavior does not suit a man whom supposedly assumes a job to do a honorable duty to the general public, and that speaking to a lady in that manner is most fowl and unacceptable!" I say indignantly.
*Xavier eyes Loppy like she's a crazy woman* "Babe, you don't want to try rough, trust me"
*shreya tries calming emily down....by slapping her*
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"Shreya!" I shriek "What the hell! He offended me, I had to let him have a piece of my mind. And I'm not your punching bag!"
"Tee-hee I like punching you, your face is so soft it doesn't hurt my hand! And we all get that you're defensive Em, just let the poor guy go...i mean, remember how it turned out with Hayden" *shakes head*
"Shut up! I'm trying to win over the dignity of females all over the WORLD!" I shove her over. "And you'll do your best to keep your HANDS to yourself, cause my SOFT face doesn't feel the same about the affectionate contact!!!!"
Maida laughs at Emily's ranting. "Emily keep your panties on....Shreya just likes teasing you cause...this is the reaction we get...and it cracks us up!" Maida then turned to the badass and insanely sexy officer, "I am sooo sorry officer but my friend, Loppy, over here is just slightly off balance, if you know what I mean...and she is NOT into the whole tie-me-up-and-whip-me-into-oblivion crap...so yeah, sorry!" Maida smiles apologetically and literally drags Loppy into her seat.
After finally having Loppy put into her senses I was given peace enough to give the officer the required papers then he smiled and let us go with a speeding ticket...."This is all your fault!" I tell Shreya. "And Loppy's of course!" I'm angry as hell NOW!
"WHAT THE HELL DID I DO! BLAME GOD FOR GIVING YOU THIS "ABILITY" TO DRIVE!"
Maida looked back and forth from Shreya to Emily, watching them exchange heated comments. Finally she couldn't take it anymore and interrupted them. "You guys...come on...we were supposed to be having fun and eating out remember! Lets just forget all that happened and move on! I mean...even Loppy is behaving..somewhat!"
"Maida don't get me started!" I finally park the car, and we're safe from it in an accident but not from the fight I felt was only starting to fold out....
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(the officer is long gone hon)
(*laughing* you crack me sometimes)
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(actually last time I checked it was called crazy!)
A group of girls passing by giggled at them and gave them dirty looks. "Sluts" one of them hissed.
My hand automatically raised preparing for fight mode, "No one, other than me, calls my friends that!" I growled at them.
"What are you going to do?" one says haughtily.
