Completely and Utterly Random

[Hylian Princess , Head Evil Person!]

((You don't need to make a character or anything for this one. Just do something completely and utterly random. If you are confused, Kimi, Amanda and I started one in an upper topic that you can go read))

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RUBBER DUCKY IS PLAYING WITH CARDBOARD

[Hylian Princess , Head Evil Person!]

Rubber chicken sees rubber ducky and wants to play too.

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RUBBER DUCKY SEES RUBBER CHICKEN AND HANDS HIM A BOX!

[Hylian Princess , Head Evil Person!]

Rubber Chicken squeals with delight! A BOX!

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

Pedro screams and hides from Rubber Chicken. Cracker meanwhile runs at the rubber chicken with his puffy snowman hat of DOOM!!!!

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

Ohnoz!! What is THAT?!! Is it a BOX????!!!!
That's Crackers mortal weakness!!!!!!11
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

((Confused? Nah, why would ANYONE be confused? :D ))

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

((To refresh thine memories, (not that they need refreshing...), Pedro's my ghost. *nods* And Cracker is the snowman. *nods more*))

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

((Meh. Not much fun when you guys aren't here. D: ))

[Hylian Princess , Head Evil Person!]

((sorry. ☺))

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

*waves sword in air*
FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


Pedro sees Kimi with a sword and charges forward with his spork.

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

ON GUARDE!!!
*clang!*
*clash!*
*skreek!*
*clang!*
Kimi's sword is thrust several THOUSAND feet away.

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

Pedro points menacingly at Kimi with his spork.
"Beware the rubber chickens," he whispers, then DASHES OFF INTO THE NIGHT!!

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

"That was weird," Kimi mutters, looking around for her sword.
Suddenly, it starts glowing!!
AND IT TRANSFORMS INTO A VAMPIRE!!!! :O

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

Suddenly, a nearby tree glows!
AND IT TRANSFORMS INTO FORREST!!!!

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

"Stay away from my girlfriend," he hisses, stepping in front of the vampire and preparing to attack him with his awesome tree powers.

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

The vampire screams a girlish scream and runs in circles.
"CRIPPLE!!!!! THEY WON!!!!!!" He screams and falls over onto the ground.

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

((Sorry. Yeah. That vampire's last random outburst...my sister yelled that this morning.))

((She was asleep. xDDDD ))

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

Then....BLACKNESS!!!!
The entire universe has been destroyed by Cracker's snowman hat of DOOM!!
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[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

Nothing.

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

((Wow. If you stare at that word long enough, it doesn't even look like a word. xD ))

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

EXCEPT FOR

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

RUUUUUUUUUUUBBER DUCKY!!! AND RUUUUUUUUUUBBER CHICKEN!!!! They alone have SURVIVED the MASSIVE explosion that killed the world.
*Poof*

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

Oh. And Princess Peach. She survived too with her awesome peachy powers.

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

Pedro pops out of nowhere.
Literally.
He screams because of Rubber Chicken. Then he TAKES his spork and tears a hole in the time-space-continum-thingy-E=mC2.

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

((I'll wait for someone to come. I feel lonely killing the world by myself.))

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RUBBER DUCKY GRABS A NEWSPAPER AND WALKS INTO THE BATHROOM!!

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"HEY I CAME HERE FIRST!!!" DUCKY YELLED AS HE PUSHED RUDOLPH OUT OF THE WAY AND SHUT THE DOOR

[Billy Mays (Caitlin)]

RUDOLPH FEELS BAD SO HE GOES OUT AND BUYS RUBBER DUCKY A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.... BUT AS HE SEES THE PERFECT GIFT, FROSTY GETS IT FIRST.

[Billy Mays (Caitlin)]

RUDOLPH SCREAMS "GIMME THE CHOCOLATE YOU BIG FROSTED b***H!!!" AND USES HIS ANTLERS TO KILL FROSTY... MEANWHILE THE ELF KIRBY, (from rudolph) ALMOST GETS SUED BY HIS PATIENT FOR NOT TREATING HIS GUM DIESEASE

[Billy Mays (Caitlin)]

RUDOLPH SCREAMS "GIMME THE CHOCOLATE YOU BIG FROSTED b***H!!!" AND USES HIS ANTLERS TO KILL FROSTY... MEANWHILE THE ELF KIRBY, (from rudolph) ALMOST GETS SUED BY HIS PATIENT FOR NOT TREATING HIS GUM DIESEASE

[Billy Mays (Caitlin)]

BUT MARIO DUMPS PEACH WHEN HE FINDS OUT THAT PEACH WAS THE ONE WHO HAD GUM DISEASE! EGAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Billy Mays (Caitlin)]

then the A. snomwan thinksits the wrong thing that you can also find in snow and he gets his snowman gang together and goes to jump rudolph

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((a yakuza!! haha! rubber ducky is the boss!))
RUBBER DUCKY STANDS IN THE ALLEYWAY WITH HIS GANG BEHIND HIM,"grilled cheese, baby..."

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((lol))
"we attack at dawn..." RUBBER DUCKY SAID QUIETLY TO RUDOLPH

[Hylian Princess , Head Evil Person!]

Rubber Chicken gallops gallantly back into the scene on Llama's back!

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rubber ducky takes out his.....POCKET KNIFE!!! and cuts into a piece of.....JELLO!!

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rubber ducky stuffed the jello in his mouth and almost ate the pocket knife while he was at it

[Hylian Princess , Head Evil Person!]

Chicken runs to help ducky

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ducky coughs up the knife,"i saw my life flash before my very eyes..." he gasped

[Hylian Princess , Head Evil Person!]

((I don't want to know))

[Hylian Princess , Head Evil Person!]

((just like in Spanish class we read this Christmas song about Mary being portrayed as a Virgin Mermaid who was about to have a baby...I don't want to know how))

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((thats all wrong!!!))
rubber ducky held the knife in his hand and threw it at a stuffed animal

[Hylian Princess , Head Evil Person!]

((mmhhhmmm))
NOOO!!! Cried llama!

[Kimberly, THE Ebil Minion]

((*bursts out laughing* This is amusing to read. :D ))

[Hylian Princess , Head Evil Person!]

((yes it is ☺))

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rubber ducky tackled llama and dragged him to waltz class,"llama, my friend, we...r going to learn the waltz!" ducky said, victoriously

[Billy Mays (Caitlin)]

llama kicked ducky so hard he knockd him out
"gET OFF ME PERVERT!!!!" he screams. Ducky is out unconsious when the yeti sits on him, thinking that Rubber Ducky is his old friend "Sitty"

[Billy Mays (Caitlin)]

((ya or else that would hurt))
Sitty is in Yeti's home trying to text yeti that he wants to go see a movie
yeti keeps ignoring it because he thinks he is gay