Worlds most awful pick up lines

[Destinee]

Did you use winded on your pants,

[Alicia]

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven...

[Tanvira]

Oh I almost forgot, my friend has these god awful cheesy ones he uses on ALL of us.

1. If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
2. I'll give you 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and I'll love you until they all wilt away (wow, talk about cheesy)
3. I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm looking at your heart(he got punched for this one, I mean talk about awkward)
4. You're so beautiful, I can stare at you forever and never get bored
5. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in there
I can't remember anymore so, yeah