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How do you treat TIOD?
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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My studies show that E-Cells die with overexposure to good literature, so my solution is read Harry Potter and the evil little sparkly E-Cells will die
Or Kitty Norville.Or Ranger's Apprentice.
Or Maximum Ride.
Maybe not Maximum Ride. It's an awesome series, but not the most well-written series ever to grace the earth, if you know what I mean.I suggest Harry Potter and The Book Thief to treat TIOD... two extremely well-written novels that will absolutely scare the living daylights out of the E-cells.
Oh I love the Book Thief!!! Markus Zusak makes me wanna stab myself when I read that book. *stab* Such a wondeful simiile! *stab* SO CUTE! *stab* WHY CAN'T I WRITE LIKE THAT? *stab* One day I shall make poor girls stab themselves (metaphorically) *stab stab stab*
DEAD
Heh, you said 'right' instead of 'write.' ;) YAY FOR GRAMMAR FREAKSAlso, seriously, whenever I read The Book Thief or Harry Potter or Cirque du Freak 12 or The Hunger Games it's totally the same thing! Like...
This is so amazing! *stab* Why can't I write like this?! *stab* I'll never be able to think of such a complex plot! *stab* It's so amazing! *stab* I'LL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE IT IN THIS WORLD!!! *STABSTABSTAB*
I fixed it! I was rushing and capital letters make everything stronger and harder to focus on grammer.
LOL nice ;D I like using caps sometimes, because I'LL BE REALLY HYPER AND WHEN I READ BACK OVER WHAT I'VE TYPED I YELL INSIDE MY HEAD INVOLUNTARILY. :)
It just makes my heart speed up. And I start to buzz over the keyboard.
Heheh, I can see that happening. XDI was rereading my post and realized I was doing that exact thing. You know, yelling inside my head. Ooooops... XD
PJW wrote: "My studies show that E-Cells die with overexposure to good literature, so my solution is read Harry Potter and the evil little sparkly E-Cells will die"
Yes, that would also in fact be good for the brain. ;)
Read Harry Potter... yes. That would be good for your noodle.
FOR YOUR NOGGIN, DUMMY
Noodle, noggin same thing.
Uh... That send signals to the rest of your body parts?
how about...the squishy mash of neurons that send signals to the rest of your body parts? :)
Amphitrite wrote: "Rose wrote: "Aline wrote: "Pardon my ignorance, but what does TIOD stand for??"Twilight Idiotic Obsessive Disorder "
OK thanx! :))))
"
damm i was almost right, I thought it stood for Twilight Inflicted Obsesive disorder :P
NOGGIN!YOUR NOGGIN IS DAMAGE
Bahahaha. She stooooooopiddd. hahahahahahaaahahahaha
you could also read some Twilight paradies....like this one!
www.twifail.com/parodies.html
anyone else know about any others? And what what was that book called...nightlight or something...
www.twifail.com/parodies.html
anyone else know about any others? And what what was that book called...nightlight or something...
Yeah, Nightlight. It's supposed to be really funny.
Rose wrote: "YOU'RE NOGGIN SOUNDS WEIRD!NOODLE!!"
YOU ARE NOGGIN SOUNDS WEIRD?!
NOGGIN!!!!!!!!!!
THAT JUST PROVES YOUR 'NOODLE' DOESN'T WORK!! COOK IT!
PROBABLY NOT!!!!What's with all the caps?
MORE CAPS........................... THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT CAPITAL LETTERS THAT MAKES ME FEEL WEIRD.
I SAYZ COOK YOUR NOODLE!!! **Rabid Asian Mode**
IT NOH WORK!! YOH ENGRISH SUCK!! GO TO SCHOOL YOU DUMMEE!! NOH FUNNEE!!
.... Since I feel Rose can protect me, I shall hide behind you. *hides behind Rose*
NUFFING STOP RABID ASIAN MODE!! ATTACKKKKK!!!**Smacks Noodle Rose from behind**
OWWW!!!!! *runs away, leaving a cloud of dust saying "I SURRENDER!"*
Build up in the brain causing somewhat of a tumor. E-cells are in fact brain cells that have died to to to much exposure to crappy books.
The only way to remove these cells is to have very skilled surgeons open the top of the patiens head and expose the E-cells to a bright light (which makes them twinkle and sing 'I am pretty, oh so pretty!'.
In order to lure the E-cells out of the brain and into the open, we bring three or four ugly but good smelling women into the room. This excites the E-cells which make their may out into the open. We then make the good smelling women leave the surgery room, which depresses the E-cells which will eventually become suicidal and ask us to kill them.
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