Short Story Contest (Feb 5 - Feb. 12)

[Baxter, butts butts butts]

Alright! I am Baxter and I'm taking over this joint. So get out of your shells you little goonbugs and muffinbottoms, we got a contest to write! Rules are simple: 1000 words or less (or more if you got the gonads to do it) and it must be about the prompt in some way (unless you are a bad enough dude to say balls to the prompt). That's it. Now man up and suffocate the words!

THE PROMPT IS....JAPAN, THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO SELF-SUFFICIENCY, DAVE BRUBECK, AND THE ALL ENCOMPASSI-GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGE

[Isaac]

Whoa. You have to be a genius to be able to make all that really awesome. O.o lol not doin this 1

[Baxter, butts butts butts]

The winner this week is....EMILY!

Her short story is, in this humble judge's opinion, a perfectly brilliant post-modern deconstruction of both internet culture and the strange human desire to win when given the opportunity to do so. It is, as such, at once a brutal satire and a deeply moving and though provoking piece. Bravo, I say! Bravo!

[Colby]

Hahahaha! Go Emily!

[Autumn]

WHOO HOOOOO. EMILY IS A WINNER!

[Isaac]

*cracks up*

Baxter for the win.

*bows*

[Mandy]

*facepalm*

[Elliott]

xD Whoops. These contests died.

[Baxter, butts butts butts]

I tried. I really did. But I have a feeling these wild cats won't listen to my contests as much as yours, Lav. TAKE IT BACK.

[Elliott]

Heh, I don't know about that. But I shall try. (Maybe next time you could choose a slightly less intimidating prompt. xD)