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A little girl told me the other day that the Titanic sunk because it hit an iceburger. I asked if she meant iceberg but she insisted she was right. (True story!)
Elvis :D
Elvis :D

(Also a true story! The Elvis he means is a fireman in Fireman Sam - but it's good for a laugh seeing people's faces when he says it)
KITCHEN

Only the house is empty apart from her.
RAT.

SEAL
She swam through the sparkling ocean, blue water lapped at her shoulders. There was a noise behind her; alarmed she spun round. There sat a seal on one of the rocks staring at her intensely. Great, she was being stalked by a seal.
DYE
DYE

"You expect me to talk Goldfinger?" Bond sneered.
"No, Mr Bond. I expect you to dye."
(Sorry!)
OBSIDIAN.
Her green eyes glowed in the moonlight, hair the color of obsidian and skin the color of chalk.
ALFALFA
ALFALFA
...but her most arresting feature was the cowlick at the crown of her head that stood straight up, making her look just like Alfalfa in The Little Rascals.
GUFFAW
GUFFAW

SPLASH

THUNDER

"I'm not sure...The Castle...has a phone - " Tom stopped. "That's weird," he said.
"What is?"
"Have you noticed every time you say those words, there's a roll of thunder?"
"What wordS? The Castle - Oh, I see what you mean." There was another roll of heavy thunder.
Tom shouted towards the sky, cupping his hands over his mouth. "The Castle! The Castle! Hey this is fun!" Thunder ripped open the sky, again and again.
REBELLION.
The only shelter was ahead of them.
"We HAVE to go to T-H-E C-A-S-T-L-E!" Tom spelled, glancing nervously overhead.
"Let's go, then," Janet shouted. They ran across the sward, through the inner gatehouse to the Donjon. They pounded on the huge, timber door. "Let us in!"
The door swung slowly outward and a be-hunched, one-eyed creature limped forward.
"Who be ye?" he demanded. "Be ye the harbinger of the Rebellion?"
"Rebellion?" Tom repeated
"Aye," cackled the wight. "Rebellion! We been a-waiting! He's a mad scientist, ye see!"
"Uh," Janet said, "I d-don't. Tom, let's go!"
They turned and shrank back against the walls as a rabble bearing pikes, pruning hooks, baseball bats and Super Soakers strode toward them across the sward.
CORVETTE
"We HAVE to go to T-H-E C-A-S-T-L-E!" Tom spelled, glancing nervously overhead.
"Let's go, then," Janet shouted. They ran across the sward, through the inner gatehouse to the Donjon. They pounded on the huge, timber door. "Let us in!"
The door swung slowly outward and a be-hunched, one-eyed creature limped forward.
"Who be ye?" he demanded. "Be ye the harbinger of the Rebellion?"
"Rebellion?" Tom repeated
"Aye," cackled the wight. "Rebellion! We been a-waiting! He's a mad scientist, ye see!"
"Uh," Janet said, "I d-don't. Tom, let's go!"
They turned and shrank back against the walls as a rabble bearing pikes, pruning hooks, baseball bats and Super Soakers strode toward them across the sward.
CORVETTE

Jack-O-Lantern

Grabbing for a knife, he sliced it open, gutting it and fitting a taper in its innards. He emerged back on deck waving the lighted pumpkin to light their way. And that's how the Jack-O-Lantern got its name.
True story.
MUSTANG
Walking home from a party she'd been abandoned at Jayme was furious. She saw her friend's silver Mustang coming up the road. Thinking she had come to find her she raised a hand to wave. Instead the car swerved specially to hit a puddle and soaked her to the skin as it drove by.
"I thought that only happened in movies!" Jayme said angrily to herself before realizing how strange she must have looked soaking wet and chattering away to herself.
KICKSTART
"I thought that only happened in movies!" Jayme said angrily to herself before realizing how strange she must have looked soaking wet and chattering away to herself.
KICKSTART
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ICEBERG.