Corrupt a Wish

[Arushi]

Ok, i kinda stole this from another group, but yay for non-creativity :P

So, you make a wish. The next person says "Granted, but [give something that will corrupt it]."

Ex: I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you get your wings stripped a day later.

[Arushi]

To start:

I wish I had an endless supply of all the books I wanted to read.

[Arushi]

Granted, but he/she'd constantly screw up your wishes (like this topic).

I wish I could cook.

[Arushi]

Granted, but you'd be famous for the murder of a loved one.

I wish I could eat junk food and not get fat off it :)

[Arushi]

Granted, but you move to New Jersey (USA) with your turtle, and there you need to have a permit to have one...which you dont. (i only know this because i live there lols)

I wish I could hug Patch.

[Katherine, the awkward one]

Granted, but the second you come into contact he disappears.

I wish I could sing.

[Katherine, the awkward one]

Granted, but then you're turner comes back to kill you.

I wish I was taller.

[Elizabeth]

Granted, but then there wouldn't be any war for people to die, so then the population would increase to the point world hunger.

I wish I could read people's minds.

[Elizabeth]

LOL Granted, but then you can never return to Heaven.

I wish that I was Smurf

[Katherine, the awkward one]

Granted, but then you actually turned into the largest lemon ever to be slowly cut into pieces, served at a local Chili's.

I wish I could jump into and out of books.

[Elizabeth]

Granted, but then you accidentally get stuck inside the book in between the process, so now half of your body hangs out of the book.

I wish I could generate force fields.

[Katherine, the awkward one]

Granted, but then you would lose control of your force fields to have one around you for eternity, allowing nothing to come into contact with you, slowly killing you from malnourishment.

I wish I didn't have to clean the dishes.

[Elizabeth]

(wow, pen, that didn't make sense?)
Granted, but then you'd suffocate in a mountain of garbage that had piled up over time.

I wish I had super speed!

[Katherine, the awkward one]

Granted, but then one day you would keep running and running so much that you would die from all the lactic acid build-up. (if that is even possible)

I wish I could go to Korea.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you would always forget the best books that you read.

I wish I was immortal.

[Katherine, the awkward one]

(PEEEEEENNNNN!!! haha good thing you are not a genie or anything)

Granted, but then you would have to painfully watch all your loved ones die, leaving you all alone.

I wish I could stop procrastinating. (but not forever...hah)

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you would get addicted to work and then have to much stress and die from a heart attack.

I wish I could turn invisible.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then your power will put a curse on the rest of your family and all their descendants: they will all die from drowning.

I wish I could trade a sister instead of a brother.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then everyone would think your a know-it-all and you would have no friends and die alone.

I wish I didnt have to do any homework, EVER!

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then everyone would think you were a freak and once again you would have no friends and die alone.

I wish I was popular

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you would end up losing your mind because you had to cause storms that would keep the balance of nature balanced and then you would kill people and it would drive you insane.

I wish I could die in my sleep

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then the power of money would get to your head and you would feel to powerful and commit suicide.


I wish I had magic powers.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you would become an artist and not make any money until you were dead.

I wish could remember everything

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you would think you were so good that you didnt have to look and you would end up putting a needle in your finger.

I wish I could sing.

[Arushi]

Granted, but the only reason you were having them was because of this chapstick, which when you ran out of, made your lips chapped again.

I wish I did well in school without having to try.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but then you would have to fly up in the sky and then you would fall and die.

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then all the germs would build up inside you and lead to your death.

I wish there was no annoying people in my school.

[Arushi]

Granted, but you died of a sudden heart attack.

I wish I had friends.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you would have so many friends that you were always busy on the weekends and then you would have no time to read.

I wish I owned all the books I could read in a lifetime.

[Katherine, the awkward one]

Granted, but then you would suddenly develop a deadly allergic reaction to books and die.

I wish school was a bit more interesting.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then it would get too interesting and then u wouldnt learn anything and u would b a pathetic loser.

I wish I could run faster.

[Arushi]

Granted, but you'd get asthma and heavy allergies and not be able to run for more than a few minutes without having difficulty breathing.

I wish I had more self-control xD

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you would never do anything spontaneous and you would be a boring square.

I wish my feet were never cold. (like they are rite now)

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then she would do all the work and you would become a lazy blob.

I wish I didnt have to clean my room.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you ears would burst from listening to music all the time.

I wish my hair always looked great without me having to brush it

[Arushi]

Granted, but it would be so unhealthy that within days, it would start falling out, and wouldn't look good anymore :P

I wish I could have the foods that I wanted, whenever I wanted them.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then u would get fat and u would die from a heart attack.

I wish I was never late for class.

[Arushi]

(AW!!) Granted, but you still got marked tardy for coming on time, because your stupid teacher always started early.

I wish my friends would stop making me the moderator of their fights.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you would be bored with your life.

I wish my friend was nicer to me.

[Arushi]

Granted, but then she got a boyfriend, and neglected you unintentionally.

I wish I didn't go to the high school that I went to, and I still had all my old friends.

[Katherine, the awkward one]

(I sorry) Granted, but then you would never know any other people who might make a difference in your life.

I wish I didn't have to take Spanish Class.

[Katherine, the awkward one]

Granted, but then you would contract a horrible disease and wouldn't know to go to the doctor.

I wish I could be sleeping right now.

[Katherine, the awkward one]

Granted, but then you would have some incomplete homework on days that you had a ton, and you would fail, having to retake all your classes. Also you wouldn't be able to "pretend to sleep" and read fanfiction at night XP

I wish I could meet SHINee...(I don't want to know what's going to corrupt this wish, so I'm going to use another one..) I wish I could speak chinese (well).

[Katherine, the awkward one]

(YOU DON'T LIKE JUNKFOOD?!!)

Granted, but then you would never have the joy of eating all the sugary, fat, and greasy and goodness available in this world. Actually maybe not greasy, but all the others

I wish I wasn't so shy in person.

[Katherine, the awkward one]

(Well, a little won't kill you. Eat an Oreo now and then. If you ate Gushers the other day....*stares*)

Then you would become a greedy and evil person who everyone hated, and someone would kill you.

I wish I wasn't going blind.

[Arushi]

((LOL IM GOING BLIND xD))

Granted, but then you went deaf, and eventually lost your sense of taste.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

[Katherine, the awkward one]

Granted, but then you would be a workaholic and finish things on time or even before the due date, giving yourself too much free time, which you literally die of.

I wish I couldn't get pimples. (not that I have any right now...)

[Arushi]

(SO much free time that even reading and eating and sleeping don't fill it? WoW.)

Granted, but your face would look so porcelain that people would make fun of you and accuse you of using weird makeup things, which you dont even use.

I wish I was smart.

[Katherine, the awkward one]

Granted, but then everyone would think you thought of them as below you, and looked down upon them, leaving you forever alone. ( XD )

I wish I had a phone. (somewhat)

[Arushi]

Granted, but then you'd get so addicted to it that you'd become antisocial...boohoo.

I wish I had the patience to sit through history without wanting to either fall asleep or slap the teacher lolss.