What would the title of your memoirs be?

[Everly]

Someone asked me this the other day. I have come up with so many ideas, most of them are pretty ridiculous. It's really interesting though, thinking about how you would sum up your life with one title. I think mine would be " The memoirs of a Dyslexic Fish Paddling Upstream in a Yellow Kazoo."

So, what would yours be?

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The Undeniable Mishaps of my Life

[Gerald]

The Search For Belonging: A Place in the Sun

[Carol]

Right Now Is Perfect: A Romance, An Adventure, The Unexpected Thereafter

[Jared]

The Strange and Almost Unbreakable Gullage Compendium

[Wesley]

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it left.

[Tony]

Unfulfilled Ambitions. (Wasted Opportunities.)

[Karen]

Detour Without Signs.

[Weenie]

Life's Too Short and So Am I.

[Ward]

A Simple Man Who Lived A Complicated Life.

[Susan]

"Why didn't I think of that?"

[Armand]

Why Did I Never Lose Weight?

[Joana]

So many things left to do!

[Everly]

Weenie wrote: "Life's Too Short and So Am I."

I love this. I hope to read it someday!

[Weenie]

Elle wrote: "I love this. I hope to read it someday!"

Lol thanks! :-)

[Kevin]

I Did It My Way

(yes, I stole this from Ol' Blue Eyes haha)

[Kevin]

Wesley wrote: "I started out with nothing. I still have most of it left."

I would read that in a heartbeat!

[Scarlett]

Got Fat?

(instead of Got Milk)

[Nora aka Diva]

Memories of My Insanities.

[Derrolyn]

_____ 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

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"I Tried"

[Jenn]

"The Publisher Got Me Confused With Someone Actually Famous."

[Julie]

Locked and Loaded.

How about a list of the worst?

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008-09-16...

[Tony]

Potential Energy. No idea why, I just like the title!

[Gerald]

I Wonder Why?

[Rachel]

I have rough drafts for two memoirs already:
Transgressions - about my life
and
The Agony, The Ecstasy and The Buddha - One woman's month in Thailand having a sex change.

[Allison]

Diary of An Introverted Fat Girl: Winning the Battle with Attitude, Positive Outlook, and Self Publishing.

Hmm maybe a little too long...

[Mataos]

It took me a long time to compile and write: "How to Beg for Cigarettes." LOL this is definitely my memoirs!

[Nada]

"Mad House: how to survive in a crazy family"

[Ian]

"How I survived the media, saved the world, and got the girl."

[Terri]

"The Tired Woman"

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maybe have a seat. this'll take a while.

[JD]

"What Are You Looking At?"

[Jess]

"Mostly Napping, Sprinkled with Meals."
(Unfortunately I can't claim credit for this--a popular comedian said it. But still, it does bear an uncanny resemblance to my life.)

[Christine]

Mine is My Not-So-Ordinary Life.

I also have a second one in the works called, Chronicles of a Troubled Girl. If you'd like to know when it comes out, sign up here.

[Kylie]

I Didn’t Mean It Like That: My Undeniable Life's Happenings and How I Felt About Them

[Joe]

"Good Thing God Had It Under Control, Because I Sure Didn't"

[Brian]

"Squeaking By"

[Safa]

confused

[Micah]

Cute Cuddly Cats and More Cute Cuddly Cats

Because it's the only way I'd get anyone to buy it.

[Jim]

"The Good Old Days When I Wasn't Good or Old"

[Paula]

'The Woman with the Well-shaped Farce'

[Jamie]

I'm trying to decide if I am in fact going to write my story as a memoir or as a fictionalized one. Titles are hard to come up with.

[xnspired]

Chasing the Horizon.

[Angel]

Curse of the Forgotten, Maybe Remembered

[Rose]

"Looking for the Ladies' Room: My life in the men's worlds of engineering and the military"

[Jamie]

Here is what I chose for mine:
"Delays and Detours on the Road to Prozac: A Memoir of Depression and Anxiety"