The Chronicles of Narnia
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If you were in Narnia, what would you do?
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Jan 22, 2012 05:32PM

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Stay far away from the witch! That woman was crazy! But if I went there after she had died I would probably do what u want to do hang out with the animals.

Go for a voyage across the vast oceans of Narnia on the Dawn Treader, go swimming with Nymphads there, meet Caspian <3 and yeah... everything possible really, but there would have to be some kind of battle.


Oh, and then I'd probably meet Mr. Tumnus (aka James Mcavoy) who is HOT.

It is so poorly writen that even the caracters don't believe this so called fantasy.
These are the books for children age of 4 to 7.
I certainly won't read it to ..."<
What? whatever.

and that's only the beginning! so many things to do!

Realistically, I'd freak out and start panicking while searching for a way home. (I'm not much of a tourist.)


Diggory...I think that's how to spell his name...
That probably would be the best time to visit: back when Narnia was still relatively danger-free. (Unless, of course, some well-meaning bears mistake you for a tree and try to plant you head-first.)

meet the animals and then explore

Oh, and introduce the show punk'd and totally punk Aslan and other royal characters.




Hang with Aslan!
and have a snow fight!
and have a snow fight!

ditto

I would also like to wake up the other statues from the world where Jadis came from, but that wasn't strictly Narnia, and I think the world blew up after she left anyway.

Be happy and smile and sing and dance and never come home"
Sounds fun!
I'd probably want to sail in the Dawn Treader with Caspian and his crew, and discover new lands and meet other mystical creatures. Not to mention I'm sure I'd love to do some ass kicking as well!

Everyone who entered Narnia did /saw /felt just about the last thing they expected; and I sincerely doubt I could manipulate events any more than they could. What I did would entirely depend on when I arrived, what was happening, and most importantly, Who sent for me.
Then there's the question of which Narnia? The "old" /"original" Narnia, or the "New Narnia" we see in the Last Battle...
Oh forget philosophy and logic! I would explore the other ponds in the Wood between Worlds,
Listen to Aslan sing Narnia into existence, eat from Digory's toffee tree, ride Fledge, have tea with Mr. Tumnus, a woodland ride with the High Kings and Queens, listen to Aravis tell a story Calorman style, a sea voyage with King Caspian and Reepicheep to visit the Dufflepuds and Ramandu's island, Stargazing with a Centaur, a long visit with Puddleglum, and then swim up a waterfall into Aslan's own country where I should see HIM. I'd bury my face in His mane, with the deep rumble of a Lion's laugh, He'd roll to his side and falling between His paws, I'd laugh and return his wild, beautiful kisses. And actually, if that's the only thing I could do in Narnia, I would be content.

Oh, and then I'd probably meet Mr. Tumnus (aka James Mcavoy) who is HOT."
By the Lion's mane! I do beg your pardon, but James Mcavoy is NOT Mr. Tumnus... Mr. Tumnus is a true Narnian and a fawn, James is an actor who played a fairly good impression. You could no more say he IS Narnian, then you could say a box of crayons IS a rainbow...
This is all written in the very best of humor, of course, from a normally mild, but very enthusiastic, Bibliophile :)
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