Grant a wish and drop a curse

[[deleted user]]

Here's how it works:


Person A: i wish i was popular

Person B : granted, but you hate every1 who likes you
i wish i could fly

Person C : granted but you can only fly an inch of the ground, i wish i was famous...


ECT, ECT

[Whitney]

I wish I was tall.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but your as tall as big Ben

I wish I was hotter than I am

[brooke1994]

granted, but you can't eat ice cream for 2 months

I wish I could drive a flying car

[Whitney]

Granted, but you can only stay in the air.

I wish I had lightning speed.

[brooke1994]

Granted, but you can't use your speed on weekends

I wish I had a supply of shopping malls

[Whitney]

Granted, but they are empty.

I wish I was rich.

[brooke1994]

granted, but you have to split your richness earnings with someone you don't like

I wish I had a pet leopard

[Whitney]

Granted, but he is savage.

I wish I could speak fluently in every language.

[brooke1994]

Granted, but you have to memorize ALL of it in two days.

I wish I could visit Japan

[Whitney]

Granted, but you can't ever leave.

I wish I could meet Brad Pitt.

[brooke1994]

Granted, but you have to wait in a line that stretches all the way from the red carpet to a store far away

I wish I could see Ice Age 4 before it's out in theaters

[Whitney]

Granted, but you have to watch a million previews before the movie starts.

I wish chocolate was healthy.

[brooke1994]

granted, but you have to write a speech why and say it to the whole world

I wish I could meet Selena Gomez

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but she hates you



I wish u was famous

[brooke1994]

Lucy wrote: "Granted, but she hates you



I wish u was famous"

Granted, but you aren't allowed to take your pet with you to events

I wish I had a movie theater

[[deleted user]]

Granted but there's no movies

[brooke1994]

Lucy wrote: "Granted but there's no movies"

You forgot to post yours lol

[[deleted user]]

I wish I had a pet

[brooke1994]

Granted but you have to solve ten hard math problems before you can get it

I wish I had a sauna

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you melt in it!


i wish i could sing

[brooke1994]

Granted, but you have to give up a favorite t.v show

I wish I could go to the airport with my eyes closed

[Whitney]

Granted, but once you get there you can't remember how to get back.

I wish I could breathe underwater

[[deleted user]]

granted but you cant breathe on land

i wish i felt better, ( i got the flu, and its the weekend! )

[Whitney]

granted, but you have the flu during the weekdays

I wish I had an older brother.

[brooke1994]

Granted but you have to give up most of your clothes

I wish I could go into a book

[Whitney]

granted, but you can't come out.

I wish I could hold a star.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but as soon as you touch it the wish ends and you die from the heat of the star


I wish I had mire money for a phone

[[deleted user]]

More not mire

[Whitney]

granted, but you can never afford your phone bills.

I wish I lived in a mansion.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but as you move in 500 zombies attack your house and you go into hiding in the attic, but sum1 saves you then kills you 'cause you were bitten. ( by a zombie ) ( specific I know)



I wish I had £190.20 ( random amount )

[Whitney]

granted, but you get it in plastic coins.

I wish I had royal blood.

[brooke1994]

Granted, but now that you do the paparazzi won't leave you alone

I wish I could make animals talk in real life

[Whitney]

Granted, but they are constantly swearing at you.

I wish I was born in the 60's.

[brooke1994]

Granted, but you're stuck in the decade forever

I wish I could go back to the theme park that I went to in 1998.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it's demolished and your standing on rubble ( cause I'm mean! ;) )

[[deleted user]]

I wish I hade no mole above my belly button ( it dosnt look weird I just don't like it )

[[deleted user]]

I wish I hade no mole above my belly button ( it dosnt look weird I just don't like it )

[[deleted user]]

I wish I hade no mole above my belly button ( it dosnt look weird I just don't like it )

[[deleted user]]

I wish I hade no mole above my belly button ( it dosnt look weird I just don't like it )

[[deleted user]]

I wish I hade no mole above my belly button ( it dosnt look weird I just don't like it )

[[deleted user]]

I wish I hade no mole above my belly button ( it dosnt look weird I just don't like it )

[[deleted user]]

Sorry don't know what happened!

[Whitney]

granted, but it gets moved to the tip or your nose!

I wish I could live on a farm.

[brooke1994]

Granted, but you have to do twenty chores every day on it

I wish I could go to a cool condo or hotel

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it burns down when you unpack


I wish I knew if sum1 was cheating on sum1