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2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
The one you use before the other guy.
3. How far east can you go before you're heading west?
All about perspective.
4. If your in Texas its 11:30 PM Dec 31 but 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2009, does that mean your license has expired?
Probably not.
5. If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it?
It's a metaphor for something I think.
6. Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Goofy went to college.
7. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Book with words and more words.
8. If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
No it gets gross.
9. Does the postman deliver his own mail? or is there some kind of chain of postmen delivering eachothers mail? How does that work?
Chances are his house isn't in his route.
10. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
I sure hope so.
11. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
You use a Black light.
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?This is because they are not a hotdog chain. Their product is burgers and fries.
2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Whoever gets it first because there will always be one extra armrest.
3. How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Never. If you are moving toward the east you are always moving toward the east.
4. If your in Texas its 11:30 PM Dec 31 but 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2009, does that mean your license has expired?
Yes, because the license applies to New York not Texas. Although I don't think the authorities would care.
5. If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Here
6. Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Here
7. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
There isn't one.
8. If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
No, because it is not merely the loss of water that makes it a raisin. The grape underwent a chemical change when it turned into a raisin. Something that cannot be undone by adding water.
9. Does the postman deliver his own mail? or is there some kind of chain of postmen delivering eachothers mail? How does that work?
There would be a chain that would only be broken by a postman that has a P.O. box or that delivers his own mail since he's in the area.
10. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If nobody buys a ticket then the movie would not be shown because the theater needs to make money. To show the movie without selling tickets would likely lead to a loss in profits.
11. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Show me how the hell you got invisible ink and I might be able to tell you.
Josh. question # 7...isnt that Ironicand i used to have invisible ink :)
Why do they call them fingers? ...they don't fing!
Yes it is ironic, and are you talking about magic marker?
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Because they, as well as many other fast food places, are weird
2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
both... you just shove other peoples arms off.
3. How far east can you go before you're heading west?
until you hit the middle of the world
4. If your in Texas its 11:30 PM Dec 31 but 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2009, does that mean your license has expired?
doesn't that mean it expires at the end of the month? so no.
5. If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
maybe there is a different london bridge?
6. Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
different bread of dog
7. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
bookfullofwordsthatmeanthesamething 8. If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
no... its to wrinkly and dry to ever soak up enough water
9. Does the postman deliver his own mail? or is there some kind of chain of postmen delivering eachothers mail? How does that work?
they just pick up their mail at the post office?
10. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
yeah... where else would employees go to sneak away
11. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
when you turn on the light that shows the invisible ink and nothing is there!
Josh: no it wasnt a magic marker, it was really invisible ink...and my brother squirted it all over me and it was blue but then it dissapeared :)
Why is lemonade not aiding me? -Mitch Hedberg
What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?
The force is dissipated throughout the immovable object or whatever the immovable object is in contact with.
Re: Message 12:There's a Naruto episode about that, I'm sure. Oh ya.... both of them explode and then Sasuke whines about his Daddy.
(giggles to self)
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
They don't want to.
2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
I am selfish and take both.
3. How far east can you go before you're heading west?
You're still heading east from somewhere; the world is a ball. So you can just always go east.
4. If you're in Texas its 11:30 PM Dec 31 but 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2009, does that mean your license has expired?
I'd use it anyways and if I got into trouble, I'm plead ignorance. This is actually really funny though, some friends and I considered a similar situation earlier today.
5. If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Because someone decided to make one up.
6. Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Because Walt Disney didn't like Pluto.
7. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
glossary, language reference book, lexicon, onomasticon, reference book, sourcebook, storehouse of words, terminology, treasury of words, vocabulary, word list (according to Dictionary.com)
8. If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
Hahahaha, no.
9. Does the postman deliver his own mail? Or is there some kind of chain of postmen delivering eachothers mail? How does that work?
If it's on their route, they deliver it.
10. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Yes. Which sucks, but it's true.
11. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Invisible ink?! How does that work? I don't believe in that!
They don't want to.
2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
I am selfish and take both.
3. How far east can you go before you're heading west?
You're still heading east from somewhere; the world is a ball. So you can just always go east.
4. If you're in Texas its 11:30 PM Dec 31 but 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2009, does that mean your license has expired?
I'd use it anyways and if I got into trouble, I'm plead ignorance. This is actually really funny though, some friends and I considered a similar situation earlier today.
5. If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Because someone decided to make one up.
6. Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Because Walt Disney didn't like Pluto.
7. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
glossary, language reference book, lexicon, onomasticon, reference book, sourcebook, storehouse of words, terminology, treasury of words, vocabulary, word list (according to Dictionary.com)
8. If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
Hahahaha, no.
9. Does the postman deliver his own mail? Or is there some kind of chain of postmen delivering eachothers mail? How does that work?
If it's on their route, they deliver it.
10. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Yes. Which sucks, but it's true.
11. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Invisible ink?! How does that work? I don't believe in that!
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
3. How far east can you go before you're heading west?
4. If your in Texas its 11:30 PM Dec 31 but 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2009, does that mean your license has expired?
5. If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
6. Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
7. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
8. If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
9. Does the postman deliver his own mail? or is there some kind of chain of postmen delivering eachothers mail? How does that work?
10. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
11. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Now Ponder... :)