Jumbled Story

[brooke1994]

out a bagel

[Rachel]

with cream cheese on top!

[Coletta]

Grandma tooted the

[Rachel]

Horn and yelled,"

[brooke1994]

hey, go get

[Coletta]

The yellow cat

[brooke1994]

from the basket

[Michele, The bookoholic!]

full of

[Mazerunnergunner]

ate popcorn

[Coletta]

And jello

[Rachel]

I ran to get the basket and

[Coletta]

Smell the

[Christa VG]

Stinky

[Mazerunnergunner]

socks

[Christa VG]

That glowed

[Rachel]

in the dark and

[Christa VG]

showed that

[brooke1994]

a horse had

[Christa VG]

Been

[brooke1994]

roller skating on

[Christa VG]

Ice lakes

[brooke1994]

that were purple

[Christa VG]

and full of

[Tea in Chapter Three]

pudding that jiggled

[Christa VG]

In the

[brooke1994]

boxes that were

[Christa VG]

Too dark to

[Rachel]

Open. I

[Christa VG]

Spoke a

[brooke1994]

speech about the

[Rachel]

ways Twilight is awesome and got an amazing basket of

[brooke1994]

twilight apples that

[Christa VG]

Turned poisoned and killed

[Michele, The bookoholic!]

the wicked witch

[Christa VG]

I should get like three points for this. It took me at least an hour! Here is the story from the beginning. It is one messed up story, Enjoy!



The once was a dead man who loved a goblin that sucked blood. But he didn't know that he liked it. When one day he killed a unicorn, because his foot was too big and dirty and had worms that were annoying. So one day when he saw a beautiful witch who tricked him into eating a magical plant that was full of dangerous man eating tigers, he died again...
Then he woke up in a dark coffin covered in yellow worms. Then someone opened it and a Zombie popped out and ate his brains. Since precalc is really bad yet he began to eat Kosher Pickles that had been dipped in green and red stuffing! And had a flaming tooth that caused burps and then no one no could find the puzzle piece that opens the blue ballon that lifted him high into the sky, but he fell out and landed on a rose bush located near jail on Mars.
This is where a unicorn stepped on a summoned devil to come and take a four leaf clover and make a wish to meet a frog that had acne and ate where the guards of the secret red lake. They stole a the big weird cookie cake who loved his hammer. There was a colorful table that was small as a fingernail. Then he was startled by a sound so sudden it made him laugh and then cry because he didn't like it. So he took his best hat and went to a coffee shop. To buy the most expensive coke he could find. When he was finished he went in monopoly to get a room then he pick up a pink umbrella which would scream and shout because it didn't have any pink on it. So he put it in a closet that was next to a banana and a piano that was purple and had a bow slapped on top which was green.
The umbrella had a friend who didn't like him and is angry all the time. So he began to play a game of tennis with an ugly lion who has no hair. Which is awefull but entertaining at the same time but terrible at others. And during his tennis match he meets a flying genie fish with 3 wishes. The genie fish laid 3 eggs one was red, the second was yellow and the third was strangely Shrek in pink which reassembled Bella-Swan. So the Bellafish decided to get a soda underwater but kept getting salt water in it which annoyed the Youngish wizard with a huge yellow hat that smelt like...pink fluffy unicorns with smelly anti-aging cream. The cream was strangely edible and tasty.
When a hippo said i want my wishes and wished for opposable thumbs. The hippo had molested...******...!!A young Penguin (Lol!:) and a cute kitten!! A jar of peanut butter saw the scene and decided to fight back with its peanut buttery goodness by hovering over deadly babies with Potato heads and brains made of jelly. The Jelly was the color of a dead Princess with a mean streak in her hair because She ate toenails. So the peanut Butter.went out to look for the ripest watermelon because the clock was ticking under the yellow sky which fell heavily on top of a obese Cat.
The Ballet shoes ate toenails full of gross, slimy green worms that had poisoned bodies inside of the obese cat which smelt like chocolate balls and a used sock. The Sock called its worst enemy ( they were not friends because they ate the bizarre pastry which caused it to explode into million pieces of...smelly bones.)Goosy.
To flip the friendship pancake and restore peace, two trees and one butterfly needed to fly fly away into the most riveting ocean that had ever eaten the king of a strange dangerous village where all the girls have eyes that shine like the blue of blueberry pie. The sky farted on Girls who had incredible flying hair bright as the sun.
Four strange faces that had warts covering most of it. So the king admitted that he killed the cookie 5 years before the anniversary that caused a huge incident in brazil where people died and giant yellow zombie bumblebees ate the faces of bunnies. Sand watched a giant fireball crash into Lady gaga causing her to digest her poo, which actually bounced with the large amount of toxic fruitloops and peanut butter, that splashed all over a large dragon's shoes and beige balloons.
Yellow butterflies best friend's mom,and pink candy floss decided to kill the orange monkey, with its own tail which was furry and really confused. So the monkey started to melt butter so that it could take over the world because it was fattening Hansel for a midnight brunch. She (Hansle) was hungry for crackers and grape juice but when Hansel didn't become a cracker or a grape a large wolf howled and scared everyone so much thatBethany screamed in terror
Hansel hate her before the wolf could and shot rainbows while owls flew all around her.((O,O) <-- an owl) The Owl stood up and said “Here kitty, kitty.” while grandma was throwing stuff at the candy cane's cousin who was holding the pizza bomb because the annoying brother was smelling the heart of an owl because he wanted too. He stood up and saw a huge bear that was eating a pineapple and playing a flute while screaming and dancing to a lame song which made the bear fall to the ground. So then the flute broke and sent a painful splinter into his thigh.
The bear howled in pain and ate the ork! Then he had to gag it back out and kill the berry of Huckleberry Finn before someone got her tiny hand caught in a loom. Then a goose came and snorted out a bagel with cream cheese on top! Grandma tooted the Horn and yelled," hey, go get the yellow ca  from the basket full of eaten popcorn and jello”.
I ran to get the basket and smell the stinky socks that glowed in the dark and showed that a horse had been roller skating on ice lakes that were purple and full of pudding that jiggled. In the boxes that were too dark to open. I Spoke a speech about the ways Twilight is awesome and got an amazing basket of twilight apples that Turned poisoned and killed the wicked witch.

[Mazerunnergunner]

what?

[Mazerunnergunner]

I dont get it

[Mazerunnergunner]

The jumbled story is supposed to be a few words

[Christa VG]

Right, I took everyone's words in the order they were dais and just made it into one long story. SO we can continue the story or make a new one. Lets start a new one, I'll go first

In a Kingdom far

[brooke1994]

in the land of

[Christa VG]

Blue strawberry's there lived

[brooke1994]

a teenage princess

[Christa VG]

Who loved

[brooke1994]

a guy who

[Tea in Chapter Three]

loved another and

[Christa VG]

so the princess

[brooke1994]

bought them a

[Tea in Chapter Three]

large castle, stocked with

[brooke1994]

cookies! (Lol)So then

[Christa VG]

A frog jumped into