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1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart
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Jan 26, 2012 05:46PM
50. Go into a dressing room and shout "Where's the toilet paper?"
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51. ball a bunch of clothes together and start throwing them at the security cameras going, "Everyone get down! The aliens won't go down without a fight! *evil laugh*".
How did it get from 100 to 51?105. Stab an elf, goblin, or dwarf doll and yell "DOBBY NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
106. Take a laser light in the bathroom, hide in a stall, and bounce teh laser light off the mirror onto people's heads! Then say, "Great, that sniper will NEVER leave me alone!"
107. Dart around the store suspiciously humming the Mission Impossible theme.
108. Part A) Stand in the clotes section and scream, "IT'S JUSTEIN BEIBER!!!"
Part B)when the crazed fans come running into the section, say in an innocent voice, "I killed him."
Part C) Run for your life!!!!
109..Fill a cart with fake magic stuff and then run around screaming in a horrible british accent “I have to get to Hogwarts~!” then run into a wall.((Am I the only one here?))
110. Go to the costume aisle and dress in the most insane outfit you can. Then dance about, boasting "I am from the Capitol!"
Nemphisi wrote: "110. Go to the costume aisle and dress in the most insane outfit you can. Then dance about, boasting "I am from the Capitol!""Hahhahha. Very Funny :)
Silvermoon wrote: "109..Fill a cart with fake magic stuff and then run around screaming in a horrible british accent “I have to get to Hogwarts~!” then run into a wall.
((Am I the only one here?))"
haha
((Am I the only one here?))"
haha
start yelling "thety are coming, they are coming!"
and when somebody asks you who is coming yell "the angry mushrooms!"
and when somebody asks you who is coming yell "the angry mushrooms!"
111. ((<---- lucky!!!))Go to the camera section and start acting like you know everything about them. And when people asking stuff about the cameras, say "I don't know! I'm just a kid! JEEZ!! Expect me to know everything huh?!" lol
Silvermoon wrote: "111. ((<---- lucky!!!))
Go to the camera section and start acting like you know everything about them. And when people asking stuff about the cameras, say "I don't know! I'm just a kid! JEEZ!! Exp..."
haha
Go to the camera section and start acting like you know everything about them. And when people asking stuff about the cameras, say "I don't know! I'm just a kid! JEEZ!! Exp..."
haha
Go up 2 someone that looks like peeta and say I love/hate you then walk away:
((Guys, lets not get off track. Thank you)))
That was on topic...
When the announcement system turns on, curl into a ball and scream "NOT THE VOICES! NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
When the announcement system turns on, curl into a ball and scream "NOT THE VOICES! NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Snickerdoodle wrote: "That was on topic...
When the announcement system turns on, curl into a ball and scream "NOT THE VOICES! NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!""
HAHA!
When the announcement system turns on, curl into a ball and scream "NOT THE VOICES! NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!""
HAHA!
Snickerdoodle wrote: "That was on topic...When the announcement system turns on, curl into a ball and scream "NOT THE VOICES! NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!""
That's pretty funny.
Get bags of chips, and then set yourself up at a table and pretend to hand out free samples. Then when someone eats one say "Shoot! That was the posined bag!!! Ah, I got them mixed up again!"
115. Leap from the tops of shelves without touching the floor. Then, wait until a person walks by and say in a quiet voice "The hunter strikes again...." Then laugh evilly. :D
116. Whenever anybody picks up anything tree or fruit related, say "Nooooo! Why did she have to die! I loved you Rue!"
Write a love song for Peeta and pick one customer to follow around the entire store and sing it to. When he/she gets upset just ask them to please stop offending your culture. Then give them a copy of Peeta's face and a list of pastries and a mockingjay symbol and then whistle Rue's whistle and back away slowly.
Ask the manager where the toothpaste is located and chant "Down With The Capitol!" the whole way there. Then when he/she shows you where the toothpaste is ask him/her why he's/she's wasting your time with his/her oral hygeine issues when you have a rebellion to incite.
117. Sit at the end of an aisle and stare at someone and make them uncomfortable.. If they look at u look away like u weren't looking. If they ask you why ur staring say that they look like someone u knew from the HORRIBLE past.
Kaci wrote: "117. Sit at the end of an aisle and stare at someone and make them uncomfortable.. If they look at u look away like u weren't looking. If they ask you why ur staring say that they look like someone..."
Rachael wrote: "Ask the manager where the toothpaste is located and chant "Down With The Capitol!" the whole way there. Then when he/she shows you where the toothpaste is ask him/her why he's/she's wasting your ti..."
OMG where do you guys get this stuff!!!!?????
Rachael wrote: "Ask the manager where the toothpaste is located and chant "Down With The Capitol!" the whole way there. Then when he/she shows you where the toothpaste is ask him/her why he's/she's wasting your ti..."
OMG where do you guys get this stuff!!!!?????
118. Go to your state capitol's walmart and put up posters that say, "DOWN WITH THE CAPITOL!!!". When people give you weird looks, just say. "First Amendment baby!" And run away humming the Harry Potter theme.
HAHA!!!!!!!!!! OMG HA.HA.HA!!!!!
Silvermoon wrote: "118. Go to your state capitol's walmart and put up posters that say, "DOWN WITH THE CAPITOL!!!". When people give you weird looks, just say. "First Amendment baby!" And run away humming the Harry P..."
If you're a minor like me, we have no rights, including First Amendment rights -_-
If you're a minor like me, we have no rights, including First Amendment rights -_-
Snickerdoodle wrote: "Silvermoon wrote: "118. Go to your state capitol's walmart and put up posters that say, "DOWN WITH THE CAPITOL!!!". When people give you weird looks, just say. "First Amendment baby!" And run away ..."Even more reason to put up the posters. I don't think any politicians would be strolling through Walmart looking for 1st amendment abusers.....
119. Walk down aisles, knocking things off the shelves, then when someone asks you about it, apologize and tell them you have a muscle spasm condition.
120. When they don't have anything Hunger Games started yelling and screaming at random people and throw things off shelves and yell at the workers there its all your fault and mutts.
121. Set all of the twilight merchandise on fire and tackle all of the people who come to put it out
Tell everyone your name is Katniss Everdeen and make friendly conversation, maybe show them a bit about your hunting skills. Then halfway through, when they're saying something, get really offended and scream "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU AND PRESIDENT SNOW IN AN ALLIANCE OR SOMETHING? DO I NEED TO GET GALE OVER HERE TO BEAT YOU UP OR HAVE PEETA(<3) BAKE YOU INTO A LOAF OF HIS HEAVENLY BREAD OR SOMETHING? NO! STOP, YOU EVIL GAMEMAKERS!" Then just go on with your demonstration of hunting skills...and if they look at you funny just ask them if you're too "distracting" (Finnick<3) ;) for them. Then walk away and tell them you hope they find the true meaning of life. Hahahaha....:D
Scream really, really loudly. Seriously. That's the simplest and most effective way to cause chaos.
Scream and yell "Mickey Mouse, get out of my head!" Then mumble to yourself and when people look at you start singing God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman. Repeat.
124. run into the electronics departement and smash all of the electronics screaming, "THE CAPITOL IS TRYING TO LISTEN TO ALL OF OUR CONVERSATIONS AND PLOT AGAINST US!"
125. Then stop and say, "Hey, what am I talking about?" Then stick your hands in your pockets, walk away calmly , then start singing 'America' from West Side Story.
126. Walk down aisles, randomly knocking things down and when someone accuses you of such, protest "It wasn't me! It was the demon! The demon!"
128. Purposely dump All the cloroxon the floor and skate
129. Get a friend, and dress up as a knight. Sit in the basket of a shopping cart dressed up as a horse get your friend to push you trough the store saying "FOR RUUUUUUUUE!)
lol130. Dress up as a horse and eat all the apples and carrots
131. Purposely leave your car keys with the name "Primrose Everdeen" on them with the cashier and when the cashier says, "Primrose Everdeen," yell, "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!"
132. Dress up Sebastian Michaelis (black butler) and tell anyone who walks by that you're going to eat their soul. ^.^
Okay guys, motherloade here. I got LOSTA ideas!133- Walk through the clothes aisle and yell...
"Who BUYS this junk anyway?"
134- repeat 133 in the jewlery aisle
135- Move 'Caution, wet floor signs' to carpeted areas
136- put M&M's on layaway
137- hide in the clothing racks and when people walk by, quietly lugh evilly and sing 'the fat man walks alone' or something like that.
138- take one of those elsectronic wheelchairs and chase your friends up and down the aisles. Make sure to tell your friends to pretend that they don't know you.
139- when alone, have loud conversations with your 'multiple personalities'
140- put women's lengerie in men's carts while they aren't looking. vice versa with condoms in women's carts
141- go up to a random guy and say "It's YOU!" Then kiss him and ask him why he doesn't call you or see you anymore. Much more effective if you are a guy.
142- make a huge line with all your friends leading to nothing. Act like you're all excited to see something. See how many people join in.
