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 ~Geektastic~ (atroskity) | 3205 comments The shocking rise in oat prices was cause for general outcry.


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Suefly | 620 comments BunWat wrote: "He was the kind of guy that would bring a horse to a pillow fight."

Hehehe


message 3: by Cyril (new)

Cyril Bun and Amber, you made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night.


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message 5: by ~Geektastic~ (new)

 ~Geektastic~ (atroskity) | 3205 comments "Now this is just too much," said Mr. Stork. "You are supposed to tell me about these deliveries just a little earlier. This one will cost extra."


message 6: by Lorri (new)

Lorri (lorricable) | 28 comments "It's been 2 years! Will you please tell her to LET ME GO?!"


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message 8: by Janice (new)

Janice (jamasc) Bern thought a cat oh his helmet would be a sure fire way to win his bid for a Section 8 from the army.


message 9: by ~Geektastic~ (new)

 ~Geektastic~ (atroskity) | 3205 comments Having shredded his master's pants earlier that day, Mr. Mostly Mittens had found the perfect hiding place to avoid his punishment.


message 10: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) A German soldier walks into a bar with a cat on his head.


message 11: by ~Geektastic~ (new)

 ~Geektastic~ (atroskity) | 3205 comments Heil, Kittler!


message 12: by Rachel (new)

Rachel | 1106 comments LOL


message 13: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments Silver had promised his bride that he would learn to dance before the wedding, but lord did he hate the instructor.


message 14: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments Mr. Meow believed dogs only reacted to movement. He also thought T-rexes could smell fear.


message 15: by ~Geektastic~ (new)

 ~Geektastic~ (atroskity) | 3205 comments Love has no pride. But Fancy couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed all the same.


message 16: by ~Geektastic~ (new)

 ~Geektastic~ (atroskity) | 3205 comments Myles wrote: "Not for the first time after leaving the Owl, Pussycat was having regrets on her choice of rebound."

Ha! Good one, Myles.


message 17: by Mary (new)

Mary (merrussell) You all are too funny!


message 18: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments Myles wrote: "Not for the first time after leaving the Owl, Pussycat was having regrets on her choice of rebound."

Nice!


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message 20: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments #29 Becoming the girlfriend of one of the Corelli boys was not something Linda could take lightly.


message 21: by Janice (new)

Janice (jamasc) This wasn't quite what Bertha expected when she said she needed a longer sleeve.


message 22: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 13, 2011 03:56PM) (new)

Christmas morning at the El Liso Grande home.


message 23: by ~Geektastic~ (new)

 ~Geektastic~ (atroskity) | 3205 comments 29

A diamond may be a girl's best friend, but nothing says "love forever" like a naked chick riding a dolphin.


message 24: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments You're not allowed to pre-caption, Kyle. That's not how the game works.


message 25: by Janice (new)

Janice (jamasc) #36 - Snaggle tooth glared at her advisary! "Eat me!" she growled.


message 26: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments It's very simple Kyle. Someone posts a photo, other people then come up with funny captions.


message 27: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments


message 28: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments Tweedledum and Tweedledee may look grown up, but they really aren't.


message 29: by Cynthia (new)

Cynthia Paschen | 7333 comments Hounded by Mrs. Big, Mr. Big took another drag on his cigarette and finally stopped to ask for directions from a helpful local citizen.


message 30: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24778 comments Mod
Marvin desperately had to pee but didn't want to do the extreme leg cross in front of Roger, so he settled for the calf cross. It didn't work.


message 31: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11837 comments "Martha had accepted her role as a tour guide's wife, but sometimes wondered if she could have done better than settling for 'Wrong Way Willie.'"


message 32: by Lobstergirl, el principe (last edited Jan 18, 2012 08:53PM) (new)

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message 33: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11837 comments Wax Obama was the first in the crowd to point out the imperfect synchronization of the voice and movement of animatronic Lincoln.


message 34: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments Soon they improved the quality of speech and movement throughout the museum, but took a backwards step on skin tone.
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message 35: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11837 comments Maurice was supposed to be Stephen's wingman, but here he only fiddled while his buddy crashed and burned.


message 36: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

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message 37: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11837 comments Two hours later the deal was done. Michael's beard would be shaved, modified expertly by a team of Vietnamese trichologists, and transplanted to Marcus' head. Ah, to be twins again in every way (except for wardrobe -- they could never agree on a wardrobe).


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message 39: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments #56 Rover didn't mind the jealous stares. He had worked hard to make it from the back bench to the starting lineup. His ball skills were now second to none. And all that without any clue what sport they were playing.


message 40: by Cynthia (new)

Cynthia Paschen | 7333 comments For the Saturday pick-up game, the boys could not agree on shirts vs. skins, so they went with Bowler hats vs. long johns. Extra points were allocated for a fine mustache.


message 41: by ~Geektastic~ (new)

 ~Geektastic~ (atroskity) | 3205 comments 56 With the organization of team sports, the division of "jocks" and "nerds" occurred almost immediately.


message 42: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24778 comments Mod
Ha....those are good.


message 43: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

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message 44: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments Birdface.


message 45: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11837 comments janine wrote: "Birdface."

It's two young ladies with a giant ear of corn between them. It looks like a monstrous penis (it's taller than the girls), and they appear to be stroking it lovingly.


message 46: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments Thank you for that lovely description, Phil.


message 47: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments #56 - the starting five on the basketball team had to take frequent rest breaks as their tight trousers cut off most of the blood supply to their brains and they felt dizzy and faint often


message 48: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "#56 - the starting five on the basketball team had to take frequent rest breaks as their tight trousers cut off most of the blood supply to their brains and they felt dizzy and faint often"

Unlike the fencing team, which felt dizzy and feint often.




message 49: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments egg-zactly


message 50: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

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