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The Willing By C.S. Splitter Launch
There are already a few posts up about this (yay!):http://www.indiesupporter.com/2011/11...
http://triciakristufek.wordpress.com/...
And of course: http://splittersworld.blogspot.com
Tricia wrote: "There are already a few posts up about this (yay!):http://www.indiesupporter.com/2011/11...
http://triciakristufek.wordpress.com/...
..."Thanks for pimpin us out;)
Thank everyone for the pimpn' lol. Splitter
Hey, just an FYI and something to maybe add to your pimpin' outlets like blogs:The Willing just went live on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Willing-Cra...
Splitter
Jenn aka Texas Long Hair wrote: "Hey you guys are gonna be getting sick of me with all these posts but we got a LOT of Launches coming up.Another one of our wonderful members book JUST launched!!!
Wanna know why my nickname is..."
Hey, Jenn, I know WHY you got that nickname. What I don't know is, WHAT DOES IT MEAN? Is it some kind of cattle from down Texas way? Perhaps a long-haired cat or dog? Maybe a shaggy pony?
Phil wrote: "Jenn aka Texas Long Hair wrote: "Hey you guys are gonna be getting sick of me with all these posts but we got a LOT of Launches coming up.Another one of our wonderful members book JUST launched!..."
Upon explaining this, I JUST realized its kind of an insult.
Texas is know for its Long Horn cattle.
So in essence, Splitter just called me a cow.
Nice.
It's also a college football team so I'm guessing that's where he is going to try to save face.
Still, it refers to cattle.
I'm going to email him now.
Thank you Phil!
Phil! You trouble maker! lolSplitter
C.S. Splitter wrote: "Hey, just an FYI and something to maybe add to your pimpin' outlets like blogs:The Willing just went live on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Willing-Cra......"
Congrats, Splitter!
C.S. Splitter wrote: "Phil! You trouble maker! lolSplitter"
Hey, what do I know? I'm only a dumb Aussie.
Phil wrote: "C.S. Splitter wrote: "Phil! You trouble maker! lolSplitter"
Hey, what do I know? I'm only a dumb Aussie."
Not in my book!
Goodness, you're writing one too? heheheh
Made me laugh about the cattle though....
JAC
J.A. wrote: "Goodness, you're writing one too? heheheh
Made me laugh about the cattle though....
JAC"
You always make me laugh.
I may to make one character in my next book an Australian just for Phil. Of course, there will have to be a knife reference like Crocadile Dundee though I hear they kinda resent him lol. Splitter
ooooh it's handbags at dawn here today!!heheheh
JAC
C.S. Splitter wrote: "I may to make one character in my next book an Australian just for Phil. Of course, there will have to be a knife reference like Crocadile Dundee though I hear they kinda resent him lol. Splitter"
*sigh* I love Aussie accents!
i>C.S. Splitter wrote: "I may to make one character in my next book an Australian just for Phil. Of course, there will have to be a knife reference like Crocadile Dundee though I hear they kinda resent him lol. Splitter"
No, Splitter, we don't resent him. Actually he represents a lot about the Aussie character, such as disrespect for authority (Yes, JA, I know, probably a relic from our convict days), a keen sense of the ridiculous and an ability to see the funny side of most situations.
Unfortunately, our governments tend to take themselves too seriously (politicians are the same world-over) But we try not to imitate them.
heheheh I never said nuffink, Phil! But that's why we love the Aussies!JAC
C.S. Splitter wrote: "Hey, just an FYI and something to maybe add to your pimpin' outlets like blogs:The Willing just went live on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Willing-Cra......"
Just downloaded The Willing. Can't wait to read it!! It looks amazing. Congratulations!
Suki
Thank you all! I guess it is safe to say that The Willing (Crayder Chronicles #2) has gone international because it is available in the UK and Germany now lol. I don't think I have ever sold a book in the Amazon UK store, but we can hope, huh?The Reluctant is now FREE and available HERE on GoodReads.
The Willing should be available just any time at B&N Kobo, iBooks, and the other non-Amazon sites soon.
Even if you haven't gotten the books yet, please add them to your TBR list on GoodReads.
Splitter
You have sold a copy of the Reluctant in the UK, actually....JAC
Have had to set up a new folder in my Kindle for "Creative Reviews Authors" and everything....
JAC
I love that you guys are supporting each other so much!!!And this book is AWESOME!!!
J.A. wrote: "heheheh I never said nuffink, Phil! But that's why we love the Aussies!JAC"
Gawsh, JA (Blushes, making random circles in the sand with his toe), thank ye kindly, Ma'am..
Great, first chickens and now cows. Who's gonna chime in with the pigs? Livestock central!Congratulations, Splitter!! We're all proud of you and will pimp to the nines for ya!!
Jenn aka Texas Long Hair wrote: "Phil wrote: "Jenn aka Texas Long Hair wrote: "Hey you guys are gonna be getting sick of me with all these posts but we got a LOT of Launches coming up.
Another one of our wonderful members book J..."
Sara wrote: "Great, first chickens and now cows. Who's gonna chime in with the pigs? Livestock central!Congratulations, Splitter!! We're all proud of you and will pimp to the nines for ya!!
Jenn aka Texas..."
Don't forget fainting goats! Those animals are freakin epic!
I love me some fainting goats!! They are too funny! We need big blonde Belgians for pulling the farm wagon, heehee!
Jenn aka Texas Long Hair wrote: "Sara wrote: "Great, first chickens and now cows. Who's gonna chime in with the pigs? Livestock central!Congratulations, Splitter!! We're all proud of you and will pimp to the nines for ya!!
J..."
Fainting goats? Stop staring at them, Jenn.
They don't really faint, ya know. When they get frightened or excited, they go stiff and fall over.Same thing happens to me at a good seafood buffet. I even got a little woozy when I saw the turkey today. A good cruller can put me down for an hour.
Splitter
C.S. Splitter wrote: "They don't really faint, ya know. When they get frightened or excited, they go stiff and fall over.Same thing happens to me at a good seafood buffet. I even got a little woozy when I saw the tu..."
Yes, splitter, I know they don't really faint. :) It's a genetic condition that they tend to grow out of as they become adults.
They still kinda stiffen up but they don't fall over.
As for you, I'm guessing you have a tendency to still fall over....lol
Phil wrote: "Jenn aka Texas Long Hair wrote: "Sara wrote: "Great, first chickens and now cows. Who's gonna chime in with the pigs? Livestock central!Congratulations, Splitter!! We're all proud of you and w..."
hmmmmm, how to take that one?
Sara wrote: "I love me some fainting goats!! They are too funny! We need big blonde Belgians for pulling the farm wagon, heehee!"One day I hope to own quite a few of these on 10 acres of land at a minimum.
Yeah, I fall over on many occasions. Defective weeble-wobble.Splitter
Jenn aka Texas Long Hair wrote: "Phil wrote: "Jenn aka Texas Long Hair wrote: "Sara wrote: "Great, first chickens and now cows. Who's gonna chime in with the pigs? Livestock central!Congratulations, Splitter!! We're all proud..."
Haven't you seen or heard of the movie, "Men Who Stare at Goats", about some mad general who had the bright idea of training his special forces to kill just by staring at people. He reckoned he could make it work on goats, so why not everyone?
C.S. Splitter wrote: "Yeah, I fall over on many occasions. Defective weeble-wobble.Splitter"
I loooooved Weeble Wobbles! We had the Treehouse with like, 3 of those silly things. I think my mom put one in her keepsake chest.
Phil wrote: "Jenn aka Texas Long Hair wrote: "Phil wrote: "Jenn aka Texas Long Hair wrote: "Sara wrote: "Great, first chickens and now cows. Who's gonna chime in with the pigs? Livestock central!Congratulat..."
So I'm a mad general now?
Why don't we just combine yours and splitters comments and call me a mad cow?!?
C.S. Splitter wrote: "Yeah, I fall over on many occasions. Defective weeble-wobble.Splitter"
LOl!
Jenn aka Texas Long Hair wrote: "Phil wrote: "Jenn aka Texas Long Hair wrote: "Phil wrote: "Jenn aka Texas Long Hair wrote: "Sara wrote: "Great, first chickens and now cows. Who's gonna chime in with the pigs? Livestock central!..."Bit touchy, Jenn? Sorry, nothing personal -- just your mention of falling goats reminded me of a bad movie. Honest!
But Jenn, you're our very favourite mad cow...wait a minute, this isn't helping any, is it??Jenn, you know we only tease you because we love you?!
JAC
J.A. wrote: "But Jenn, you're our very favourite mad cow...wait a minute, this isn't helping any, is it??Jenn, you know we only tease you because we love you?!
JAC"
What she said...
Cambria wrote: "he he he he..."Don't get me started, chicken express!
[insert here noise made by armadillos]JAC
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