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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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Nov 19, 2011 10:50AM
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My impression of the people who went to see it:
TWITARD TYPE ONE: 10 year old girl who has declared herself "nerdy" because she "reads" books (twilight) and wear giant nerd glasses. Most likely has dyed their hair black and red or hot pink. May have back problems from the excessive bling hanging from their necks and wrists. Probably bites her lip so she can "drink" the blood and be "more like Edward". Except Edward only drinks animal blood. Well, that won't be a problem. Poor Fido...
TWITARD TYPE 2: A forty year old soccer mom with 4 sons. May participate in group activities with "gurlfrandz" such as Bunko and scrapbooking twice a week, when she Isn't sitting in her minivan watching a soccer game. When she and her Gurlfrandz read twilight, they felt an unnatural urge to camp out in front of movie theatres, wave signs and squeal for 18 year old boys, and tell her husband to be "more like Edward/Jacob. Oh, and I didn't even mention their crappy fan-art and creepy, creepy, obssesed creations... Like this...Yes, this is a recreation of bella's baby in the womb. Ick factor=OVER 9000!
TWITARD TYPE ONE: 10 year old girl who has declared herself "nerdy" because she "reads" books (twilight) and wear giant nerd glasses. Most likely has dyed their hair black and red or hot pink. May have back problems from the excessive bling hanging from their necks and wrists. Probably bites her lip so she can "drink" the blood and be "more like Edward". Except Edward only drinks animal blood. Well, that won't be a problem. Poor Fido...
TWITARD TYPE 2: A forty year old soccer mom with 4 sons. May participate in group activities with "gurlfrandz" such as Bunko and scrapbooking twice a week, when she Isn't sitting in her minivan watching a soccer game. When she and her Gurlfrandz read twilight, they felt an unnatural urge to camp out in front of movie theatres, wave signs and squeal for 18 year old boys, and tell her husband to be "more like Edward/Jacob. Oh, and I didn't even mention their crappy fan-art and creepy, creepy, obssesed creations... Like this...Yes, this is a recreation of bella's baby in the womb. Ick factor=OVER 9000!
Thank you. *Bows dramatically*
Think about the Twiltard moms.
Think about the Twiltard moms.
most everybody i know who went to see it went to make fun of it. even the people who liked the books.
Yeah....:)
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I'm not coming back for a long time, so here's a little snippet of random childhood advice before I go. It might be months, it could even be a year before I'm back. Bye...
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I'm not coming back for a long time, so here's a little snippet of random childhood advice before I go. It might be months, it could even be a year before I'm back. Bye...
Ebony~We will soar on wings like eagles! wrote: "AWW! why are you going away???"
Because of certain...family stuff. Computer provided as gift may or may not be sold as of this month.
Because of certain...family stuff. Computer provided as gift may or may not be sold as of this month.
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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Think about the Twiltard moms.
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God that is embarassing... I think their husbands are already filing for divorce... --_-- I know I would if I were the husband.
Why so they even watched the horrible, terrible movie? I mean, all they ever do there is blink fast...
