Butt injection with "fix a flat" leads to address (arrest, but I can't edit because then you won't understand the first couple of posts:) (my attention span doesn't last until the end of this thread title)

[RandomAnthony]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/...

Speechless.

[Félix]

[~Geektastic~]

I'm not sure which is weirder, the contents of this article or the title of the thread.

[Félix]

Who's address did it lead to? Thankfully, not mine.

[Jonathan]

How do we think RA stumbled upon this article? Google search for "fix a flat"? Link from a chat-room discussion on cosmetic self-surgery?

[Félix]

It's obvious that anyone wanting to fix their flat butt would come to the same conclusions as this "practitioner." Cement and superglue make perfect sense as ingredients as well.

[Jonathan]

Very true.

[~Geektastic~]

Talk about junk in your trunk.

[Félix]

Exactly.

[Heidi]

Something about fix-a-flat being injected into someone's butt made me think of that 80's R&B song... the one that goes "Solid. Solid as a rock. That's what this love iiiiisss." Something about imagining tire filler insomeone's butt cheek inspired that memory.

[Heidi]

Yeah.

[RandomAnthony]

Jonathan wrote: "How do we think RA stumbled upon this article? Google search for "fix a flat"? Link from a chat-room discussion on cosmetic self-surgery?"

It was on msn.com's main page. Also, I have too much free time.

[Janice]

Bunns of steel... I mean cement.

[Jammies]

Heidi, I hate you for that earworm. :P

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Notice how the "mug" shot had to expand to full body length, for this one perp? Suspicious.

[Jonathan]

RandomAnthony wrote: "Also, I have too much free time."

I've read your blog, Anthony. I honestly don't understand how you manage to do all the things that you do in the course of the day. I'd be exhausted. So if you're actually able to accomplish all of that and still have a spare moment to surf the web, you're way ahead of the game.

[Heidi]

Jammies wrote: "Heidi, I hate you for that earworm. :P"

:) You're welcome, Jammies.

[Angela~twistedmind~]

Good. Googlie. Mooglie.
That is all.

[Heidi]

Jammies wrote: "Heidi, I hate you for that earworm. :P"


Oh, and p.s. Hate is such a strong word.

[Lori]

I saw that in the paper today...OMG, how insane can someone be??? That stuff is toxic, helllooooo? Concrete??? WTF?

[Heidi]

Lori wrote: "I saw that in the paper today...OMG, how insane can someone be??? That stuff is toxic, helllooooo? Concrete??? WTF?"

What would really be sad would be if her hubby complains that her butt's flabby after this. Plus, gah, after sitting for a while, I'll bet her butt REALLY hurts. She'll never be able to seriously enjoy the feel of a soft foamy cushion on her backside ever again, not really...