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Philip you just got me in trouble! My boss didn't like me laughing that loud when I am supposed to be working.
Lmao!I was gonna say something about a curtain party but after Phil's comment I'm laughing too hard.
I'll tell you what. When I get to 5000, we'll all go to where Steve hangs out. How's that?
Better ask him if thats ok.
Right, I'm officially browned off. Sales are in a slump and I can't think of anything funny to write. Humph!
Have you forgotten about Jumbleliar?
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Have you forgotten about Jumbleliar?"Nope, but that's ages yet.
Don't you just feel like rushing on to the Amazon forums some time and yelling "I don't care, I can't read anyway!"?
Me? no. But if you want to try it I'll hold the cloak for you!
You could an illiterates thread and type unhgfvbtf.Then run away.
I've not had a sale in 3 weeks...not that it's important, but it makes you wonder if it is the time of year.
Everyone is trying to pay for their summer holidays?
That's what I thought lol..but i have been blessed with some amazing reviews of late, so they compensate.
I've only been in this game for six weeks, but I've noticed sales seem to come in clusters. This week... well, let's hope I'm about due for another cluster.But as I make a whopping 25p per book, an amazing review is always a lot more gratifying than a single sale.
Not just me then! You know what they say about misery loving company ;-)
Not so invisible young sir! I found you :) And I'm giving this group a go and being brave. I know you'll look after me Phil :) xx
Michele wrote: "Not so invisible young sir! I found you :) And I'm giving this group a go and being brave. I know you'll look after me Phil :) xx"Hi Michele. Nice to hear from you! It is a good group, I'm sure you'll enjoy being here.
Whacha mean 'good'???Phil! I'm sure you can think of better superlatives, darling!
Patti (Stir Crazy) wrote: "Whacha mean 'good'???Phil! I'm sure you can think of better superlatives, darling!"
I'm excused superlatives, Patti. Sound like extra strong laxatives ;-)
Teehee. I almost typed out something rather scatological.
Situation in which you would really like a Cloak of Invisibility: Waiting to catch a bus to Dolgellau at the weekend for our annual walking weekend. Driver asks the four of us "Do any of you have a bus pass?" I guess our group title of "The Lads" is really not fooling anyone anymore? Have a look below and see what you think! Ho hum.P.S. I've now updated the photo so it our group photo from this year. Be afraid, be very afraid...
http://philwhiteland.blogspot.co.uk/2...
Well, thanks for looking. Clearly it was such a traumatic event that no-one felt able to comment. I believe there is counselling available.
I looked and yes I agree with the Last of the Summer Wine comment! Swift exit left!
Pat (Scorpio) wrote: "I looked and yes I agree with the Last of the Summer Wine comment! Swift exit left!"
Ok, so which one's Compo then?
Philip wrote: "Pat (Scorpio) wrote: "I looked and yes I agree with the Last of the Summer Wine comment! Swift exit left!"
Ok, so which one's Compo then?"
The one with the beard :)
PS I wanted to comment but you don't have the option for name and website so I couldn't or I would've.
Kevin is, with Richard being Clegg and yourself as the lanky one (forgotten his name)with the glasses. Edit for Foggy. (I think) Who was the forth chap?
I think there were only three, unless you count Howard (of Howard and Marina fame)
There was another chap called Seymour for several seasons, when I started watching.
Andrew wrote: "There was another chap called Seymour for several seasons, when I started watching."Yes, the original third person was Blantyre.
Philip wrote: "Andrew wrote: "There was another chap called Seymour for several seasons, when I started watching."Yes, the original third person was Blantyre."
Or possibly Blamire. Curses, I wish I had a memory!
Right, after x number of posts without causing so much as a ripple on the Goodreads consciousness, I'm getting back into my cloak. If anyone calls, tell them they can't see me.
Hey, where has Philip gone? I could have sworn I heard him say something...
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Hey, where has Philip gone? I could have sworn I heard him say something..."I could just have sworn ;-)
Oh you wouldn't do that - you're too much of a gentleman. Aren't you?
Thought I better pop in and change the water in Phil's bottle and give him some fresh pellets.I should change the wood chips too....
Yes and pat him on the head a few times just to show we haven't quite forgotten him...
I would but he's hiding in his wee cardboard tube.Really I should let him have a run round in his plastic ball...
Patti (Stir Crazy) wrote: "I would but he's hiding in his wee cardboard tube.Really I should let him have a run round in his plastic ball..."
or one of these http://www.amazon.com/Super-Pet-Critt...
PS bought two new stripy fish as friends for Patti & Co. They need names.
That would be good, and we could all watch!
I think Phil would love that car!What names have you used already Janet?
Patti (Stir Crazy) wrote: "I think Phil would love that car!What names have you used already Janet?"
Zeb, Patti & Albert, Fred & Ginger ;)
No Simon? Or has he been flushed? ;)As they're stripy you should call them Dot and Freckles.
There hasn't been a Simon yet ;)
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