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I think it means you can't eff. But you can probably still blind, although effing and blinding as a joint activity is probably no longer available to you.

I think it means you can't eff. But you can probably still blind, although effing..."
Oh, believe me, I can. You would be surprised how many people want me to, one way or another ;-)

Dave needs some shirt buttons sown on.
I should get the needle and thread out for him so he can do that when he gets home tomorrow. ;)

Oh, MAKE me do the ironing!



No. Won't. Can't make me, 'specially not after what I saw last time I drank that!

So that's where the absinthe went!

So that's where the absinthe went!"
Well, you know what they say, "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder"

No, just my teddy!"
What's your teddys name?

No, just my teddy!"
What's your teddys name?"
Isaiah, because (altogether now) one...

No, just my teddy!"
What's your teddys name?"
I presume my parents named my teddy as he was a present for my first christmas (or so I was told). They must have liked the name because when my brother arrived some years later he got the same name.

More importantly, how does the teddy feel?

I'll ask him tonight.
Did I say my BIL also has the same name??

I'll ask him tonight.
Did I say my BIL also has the same name??"
Must make it confusing if anyone shouts for someone at a family gathering ;-)

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Oh it does. What makes it worse is that we shorten BIL's name but not brother's & his family do the opposite.
& both of them actually use their second names - which makes it more confusing because official things they sign with their first names (& I look & think who the heck is Paul?...Oh of course.) {{They do have different first names }}
They are not the only odd-named people in the family though. My niece uses her middle name. Best of all was grandma's brother who was christened William James and always called Tim. Grandma had several canaries that she called Tim - which must be almost as good as having your teddy bear and brother with the same name.


Bet it came as a nasty surprise to the teddy!


Went through four of us kids then both my sister's girls.
I think the only original bit left is its rather gruesome plastic face.
My little brother chewed both its plastic ears off.
I think he was about 14 at the time...

Hey! I just came in for a nice quiet snooze, and you start spraying me with nasty stuff. Huh!
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That's one of those seriously disturbing philosophical questions, isn't it? Either that or I've finally achieved complete non-status ;-)