Gingerlily - all cleaned up!

[Jud]

I liked the drunken moose the best

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

My elephants are about to pack up their trunks and go on holidays at the seaside. We might have a free space or two on the bus...

[Anna]

Seaside? Is it warm enough? My little one is just settling in, but I've got an elderly couple who might like a trip.

Cor blimey, no sooner have I mentioned this than they're standing at the door, trunks packed. The chap's got his trunk in the air and now knows where to find you. Please look out for one elderly lady ele (she has a headscarf on) and her beloved old chap with his trunk in the air.

Good job I can type fast. Ahem.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Ok, they are safely on the coach and the whole cavalcade is ready to go. Morecambe, are you ready for this?

Off they go to a rousing chorus of 'The wheels on the bus'.

[Anna]

You reckon the wheels will go round with all that weight on board? I hope you got them (the wheels that is) pumped up.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

This is a specially made elephant bus. The wheels are guaranteed to support up to a hundred normal sized elephants, and there are only seats for 50 per bus, so we should be ok.

[Will]

How many are standing?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Health and safety only allows 3 standers per vehicle.

[Will]

Bet they squeeze more into what our colonial cousins call The Trunk.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

We have enough buses for 1000 elephants at 50 per bus, so we shouldn't have to do any elephant squeezing. The RSPCA would object if we did!

[Jim]

then again, fresh pressed elephant is quite a delicacy in some places

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

On Tsarina perhaps?

[Jim]

It has to be admitted that elephants are more likely to do the pressing

http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks13/1301...

but Tsarina doesn't have elephants as such (or so I have been reliably informed )

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Maybe they are concealed elephants. Or invisible ones.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

My elephants are having a lovely time at the sea side, although the sandcastle competition has hit a few snags...

[Jim]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Maybe they are concealed elephants. Or invisible ones."

the famous stealth elephants perhaps http://mushroom.nosox.org/b3ta/elepha...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Is that a camophant?

[Jud]

Looks like a tigephant to me

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Golly, I had forgotten I had a author thread! Its been 8 months since the last post. I really need to give it a thorough clean. i think I have mice....

[David]

Use it or lose it! 8 months puts you beyond the suggested threshold.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Well its not 8 months now, its 6 minutes...

[David]

So you're good until May 2015 then.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I'll have to try and make sure I post once a month or something.

[Kath]

Or write a book?
*runs away*

[M.T.]

Phnark.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

If I write one sentence a month, how long would it take...?

[Kath]

It depends. How long is a sentence?
How deep is the ocean? How high is the sky...?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

How long is a piece of string?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KKg_...

or maybe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGFUN...

[Pete]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Golly, I had forgotten I had a author thread! Its been 8 months since the last post. I really need to give it a thorough clean. i think I have mice...."

Isn't it funny how we all went searching for our author threads as soon as there was a threat of deletion!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

yeah... but I had forgotten about mine and it reminded me. This hasn't had much in the way of author activity for a very long time.

[Kath]

There was a great surge of people feeling a little vulnerable! ;)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

There was indeed. The ironic thing is that those people were probably not in danger of being culled anyway...

[David]

Some unscrupulous members are snipping the bottom of threads, rumour has it. Be aware!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

http://www.needlenthread.com/wp-conte...

[Patti (baconater)]

We'll just have to tug on the bottoms and draw them together like a little purse.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Hey! Leave my bottom alone!

[Patti (baconater)]

Buttock

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "Buttock"

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236...

[Patti (baconater)]

Banana

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/f3ratSbJ3Ls/max...

[Patti (baconater)]

That's x rated!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Does this thread now come in a brown paper bag?

[Jim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmF4MP...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Cute Jim!

[Jim]

Two words you rarely see together

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

hahahaha
I don't see why not?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Not even in your younger days when you were free, single and wowing the local lasses?

[Patti (baconater)]

It's nice that Jim's net seems to working rather well.

I hope I've not now jinxed it!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Jim's Net. Is that a website like Mumsnet? Only for farmers with sheep?

[Patti (baconater)]

The secret handshake is interesting.