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"Rodney wrote:...I just don't look good in a bikini."Don't sell yourself short, Rodney. The single piece swimsuits can be too constricting. So maybe it's the hot pink, it's just a little too attention-grabbing!
Jeesh, I don't know. Maybe we need to see Rodney in the pink bikini top to be sure.
I'm not sure either but Hot Pink's not the ticket.
You have a preference for lime green. Cartoon?
A slinky chartreuse would look outrageous on a good ol' boy like that one, but I have to say he pretty much nailed it with the hot pink. We can just thank GOD there wasn't a matching thong!
You're right. I mean, who doesn't look good in a slinky chartreuse? Ha!
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WARNING - Not for the squeamish! - contains words like laceration, oozing and pus.
Lisa added a picture to our front page, so I thought I would add some additional pictures that were complimentary. You can find them at the very bottom of the front page or here:
https://www.goodreads.com/photo/group...
Goodness! I'd forgotten about that. I remember once being desperate to figure out how the hell to post photos here. Thanks for the reminder, Rodney!Love your additions.
Good for a laugh, thanks Rodney. Saved a couple of signs to forward to friends.
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The artist is Plastic Jesus - http://www.plasticjesus.net/, aka "The Banksy of LA."
No doubt that Plastic Jesus has attended previous ceremonies and spent some time in the loo.
I've been under the weather with a gallbladder attack (seems more like a gallbladder siege if you ask me, but no one has). Anyway, I guess I can't complain. At least my doctor knows exactly where the gallbladder is and he didn't ask me to swallow a camera like this poor woman: http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/...
Lisa wrote: "I've been under the weather with a gallbladder attack (seems more like a gallbladder siege if you ask me, but no one has). Anyway, I guess I can't complain. At least my doctor knows exactly where t..."Idiot! Oh, not you Lisa. Barbieri! I hope you're on the mend now. Not sure what a gallbladder attack is like but I'll bet it's right up there with kidney stones and diverticulitis, both of which I've had the pleasure of dancing with. Good luck and don't do any lines off the bathroom floor OK?
Judging a Book By Its Cover QuizI only got 11 or 20, but maybe you'll do better.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/ca...
Pseudonymous wrote: "Cartoons for Language Lovershttp://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/th..."
Those were great, Pseudo. Really playful and I always love those Bizzaro 'toons!
13 of 20. Honestly guessed at the artwork with most of them but recognized 3 or 4. Thanks.
Pseudonymous wrote: "Judging a Book By Its Cover QuizI only got 11 or 20, but maybe you'll do better.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/ca..."
I rocked the first 5 but only got 3 after that.
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In case you missed it, there is now this -
Each serving packs 250 calories and 37 grams of sugar which is the equivalent of an entire 12-oz bottle of Coca-Cola.
Does Walmart sell insulin by the case?
Melki wrote: "Attention Walmart shoppers!!!In case you missed it, there is now this -
Each serving packs 250 calories and 37 grams of sugar which is the equivalent of an entire 12-oz bottle of Coca-Cola.
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But, you failed to notice, they do have 'reduced fat milk'!
Here's a very funny prank pulled on that 'lovable' Gordon Ramsey. It's a guaranteed belly laugh.THE PRANK
I'm very surprised Gordon didn't get hotter than that.
He took it quite well considering the two dozen bleeps that were inserted.
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Well, that's twenty minutes of my life gone in a flash, but what a great time waster. Loved the elephant-copters.
Professional woman racer pranking driving school instructors. She's made to look like a fragile, nervous high-schooler. Very funny!LINK
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Oops! Time to go take my calcium and Lipitor.
Melki wrote: "A Series of Honest Food Pyramids for Various Stages of Adult Life - http://laughingsquid.com/a-series-of-...Oops! Time to go take my calcium an..."
Interesting. I'd change some slots in the 'formative' years but can identify with most pyramids. Only 2 stinkin' pills? I'm averaging a handful of 'supplements' and a couple of kicks in the old jacksy daily.
CartoonistAndre wrote: "Here's a very funny prank pulled on that 'lovable' Gordon Ramsey. It's a guaranteed belly laugh.THE PRANK"
Enjoyed that! But didn't he take it well? He was a lot calmer than I expected him to be
Will wrote: "CartoonistAndre wrote: "Here's a very funny prank pulled on that 'lovable' Gordon Ramsey. It's a guaranteed belly laugh.THE PRANK"
Enjoyed that! But didn't he take it well? He was a lot calmer th..."
I seriously think that he was suspicious of the two-for-one brothers- "Buy Juan and get Juan free!". He seemed to be doing more thinking than talking, and responding with such tranquil patience in comparison to his usually boisterous nature. I think he spotted a price tag or a spot of Elmer's on one of those fake mustaches, and just played through. But... I could be wrong.
Maybe, maybe. He seemed to be taking it well from the first, when they were off screen making noises during the filming. All in all, his reputation led me to expect a stronger reaction.
Maybe he is just fun, mellow, patient kind of guy.............Nah.This is one YouTube video that has me snorting with laughter every time;
An enlightening appeal to the Santa Cruz City council.
CartoonistAndre wrote: This is one YouTube video that has me snorting with laughter every time;An enlightening appeal to the Santa Cruz City council."
That video was too painful to watch. I lost more brain cells than drinking.
You're right, Rodney, that may've been insensitive. Sorry about the brain cells, you know they do regenerate.
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Food was passable but I could've been happier without the dust bunny on my Jello!
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And the cat fur on the meatloaf.
Yeah. But when you get that moist nose rub cross your own nose; all is forgotten.
Melki wrote: """If you really, really like kittens, how do you feel about the fact you just ate one?"
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For both of us.
I can over look that an occasional article of clothing gets chewed, and they can overlook that sometimes I'm an idiotic so and so...