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Oct 19, 2015 05:51PM
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With all the aging Baby Boomers, the market does seem ripe for nostalgia-related vehicles.
Looked like fun, but seeing the raindrops going in their faces, I would have to agree with Jilly, one should think about packing some rain gear in the glovebox or save your money.
I want the green one. And I want to put giant eyelashes in the headlights. Maybe even paint some lips on the front.
Andre, Melki, and I can stay in our bubble world. Our comfortable, dry bubble world.
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(And have something to do if we get bored.)
Jilly wrote: "My mom was telling me about that the other day! (She still has very fond memories of me and my baby-bestie, Perek, in one of the originals.) Not gonna lie; till he works out a "has windows" situa..."
Agreed! If you parked the thing somewhere and it rained, you'd end up having to mop up the seats before getting back in or you'd look like you peed your pants!
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151...Apparently one hour of sex burns off the equivalent of 1.2 ounces of cheese for women and 1.8 ounces of cheese for men.
That begs soooo many questions...
That one person that burnt off 3X the cheese was very committed to the event.
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It is mesmerizing. One minute I'm staring at all their little legs moving in unison, then I can't stop watching their beaks. Aaaaaaaa!
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But, why didn't we get an invite to this parade??
That's cute. They need to be wearing some small Nikons around their necks!
I know this isn't a funny story, but you can't read that headline without choking on a laugh: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-ne...
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Apparently it was so embarrassing they took it away.
Melki wrote: "Apparently it was so embarrassing they took it away. "No, I think it was me being me. Let's try that again: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-ne...
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No, I think it was me being me. Let's try that again: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-ne......"
Oh. My. God.
Tragic. The father must be questioning his God's message in all this. But I also saw another headline there, alongside the article, with some gross skin-eating virus covering a man's head. I have to say that image looked photoshopped. I'm not saying it can't be true, but stranger things have happened on the internet.
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The C6 H12 O6 is part of the picture puzzle above.Jay wrote: "it's time for a segue into a Segway .
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I wouldn't mind being killed by my own invention. That is why I'm working on an army of androids. Muah haha!
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Nice chemistry joke.
OK, now you're going to make me dig up a periodic table that combined, winds up showing me the finger...
Rodney wrote: "One lump or two?
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The C6 H12 O6 is part of the picture puzzle above."
Ha! A sugar cube. I love it.
Rodney wrote: "I wouldn't mind being killed by my own invention."I suppose as long as it tasted it good, that wouldn't be a bad way to go.
Ah! Scrolled right past the "one lump or two" hint.
I really, seriously, absolutely, want one of these, the UFO one is preferred.https://www.style-your-garage.com/us/...
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Off the wall Jay!Found this one-
CartoonistAndre wrote: "Off the wall Jay!Found this one-
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Haha loved it. Reminds me of the time I got hired the day before the time changed, and got fired the next day for coming in an hour late.
Anyone could've made that mistake! I mean if you're not sure, and it's your first day, just go with what suits you. I mean there's only two ways they can be put on.
Ok, who's hosting the bar-be-cue? And where did you get the booze to go with all that meat?http://munchies.vice.com/articles/a-t...
Isn't that near you Lisa? I like the Parmesan wheels heist. I understand they smoke it in Newark.
I understand they smoke just about anything in Newark.
If anyone wants to organize an Irish Cream heist, I'm in.
We'd have to get a Frito-Lay truck as well.
I know a guy named Dortmunder who might be interested.
Rodney wrote: "We'd have to get a Frito-Lay truck as well."Then a truck loaded with diuretics after that, I suppose
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Only if there's a diamond hidden in one of the bags.
Changing the subject, I thought this little cartoon would bring a smile;
That's one of my nightmares Andre! No smiles here. (A snarky grin, though).
Hopefully Melki's son graduates with that philosophy degree before Jaden Smith (Will Smith's son) gains influence. Apparently he sees himself as a sort of prophet and want to write a book of his essays based on his philosophy. http://mashable.com/2015/12/03/jaden-...I shall post some of his tweets after I make French toast for my son's breakfast. They're a hoot.
Actually, someone made it easy for me to share the "brilliance" of the young philosopher: http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/th...
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Ah, Jaden Smith thoughts on peeing is not something I will soon forget.
Yeah, I like the line "School is not authentic because it ends." I guess that means that tape measures, highways, walls and just about everything but perhaps my waistline are not authentic. And that just sucks. I'd like my waistline to be unauthentic.
Hmmm . . . Wait a minute! If walls are not authentic, what's the point of building one? Let's ask Jaden! Too bad he's too young to run for president.
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I always had my own: Make sure you're completely finished before checking your watch.
Joel wrote: "I always had my own: Mkae sure you're completely finished before checking your watch. "
You are wise beyond your years.
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