It Came From the Internet

[Joseph]

Rebecca wrote: "Everything tastes like chicken."
Except, oddly enough, chicken.

[Melki]

Joseph wrote: "Except, oddly enough, chicken."

You are indeed correct!

[Joseph]

Melki wrote: "Joseph wrote: "Except, oddly enough, chicken."

You are indeed correct!

"
apparently KFC was inspired by medieval siege warfare, when boiling oil was poured on the attackers. When there was nothing else to eat, the besieged would have to eat what deep-fried corpses they could retrieve.
The brainwave for KFC came when one noted that it tasted a bit like chicken.

[Lisa]

And now it all makes sense. Thank you, Joseph!

[CartoonistAndre]

Melki wrote: "Joseph wrote: "Except, oddly enough, chicken."

You are indeed correct!

"

Mmm. Only roadkill , of course.

[Melki]

Nothing improves a Seder like a plague of boils.



Pass the wine, please.

[Joseph]

Melki wrote: "Nothing improves a Seder like a plague of boils.



Pass the wine, please."
Meh. The hand puppets you can get are much better.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Passover-Plag...

[Joel]

To think how much better my childhood might have been with Passover plague masks.

[Melki]

And don't forget those Shabbat candles in the nice reusable plastic box!

[Joseph]

Better to do a reenactment really. But you need at least ten kids. And one has to be a first born son, and not be able to work out what's coming...

[Melki]

Joseph wrote: "Better to do a reenactment really. But you need at least ten kids. And one has to be a first born son, and not be able to work out what's coming..."

I'm really starting to be glad I grew up eating in front of the television set. . . much less violence.

[Melki]

Shirt and shoes are still required.

[Joseph]

One things bothering me; what's the exchange rate?

One compliment to two secret handshakes?

[Joel]

I wonder if they allow Passover masks?

[CartoonistAndre]

I'd sure like to get my hands on that cave troll!

[Melki]

I'm wondering if they accept cash?

[CartoonistAndre]

I thought you lived there? And near that weird park. Must be fun living in such madness.

[Will]

I'm getting interviewed today! On Fb. Anyone want to come and poke fun at me with embarrassing questions?

3 hours from now...

https://www.facebook.com/events/10851...

[Lisa]

I'm taking my son to the Trenton Punk Rock Flea Market next month (I get nominated for Mom of the Year, right?). You can find all sorts of fun things to by there. This year, Meloddities will be selling their " handmade taxidermy collection" articles. Here's some of their stuff: http://meloddities.storenvy.com/

I may have to drink heavily when I get home.

[Melki]

Ooo - take me along. I really NEED a mummified holiday mouse. (That'll teach him to be stirring on Christmas eve!)

[Joseph]

''mummified holiday mouse''

They aren't even wrapped in bandages, or in little pyramids! I bet they don't even have a curse!

I'm surprised trading standards aren't all over them, really.

[Lisa]

Joseph wrote: "...I'm surprised trading standards aren't all over them, really."

They're in Jersey, Joseph. Trading standards can be easily overlooked here.

[CartoonistAndre]

And I thought New Yorkers were off-the-wall-freakin'-crazy! You folks in Jersey have some queer hobbies! Are they in formaldehyde or is that white-lighting in those mason jars?

[Melki]

Say Hello to Princess Taco Belle:



Taco Belle is a beautiful gown by artist AvantGeek that combines Taco Bell elements and the gown worn by Disney princess Belle from Beauty and the Beast. The dress uses Taco Bell wrappers and tacos made from cardstock, tissue paper, and felt.

[Lisa]

OH!!!!!! I so need an occasion to wear this!

Hmmm . . I wonder if I can convince someone to hold a Mexican Fiesta gala?

[Joel]

Makes me want to run for the border.

[Melki]

Lisa wrote: "OH!!!!!! I so need an occasion to wear this!

Hmmm . . I wonder if I can convince someone to hold a Mexican Fiesta gala?"

I know, right? I even considered renewing my wedding vows just so I could wear this.

[Melki]

Joel wrote: "Makes me want to run for the border."

Have a chalupa, Joel. The urge will pass. (Along with the chalupa.)

[Lisa]

Melki wrote: I even considered renewing my wedding vows just so I could wear this."

But would the hubby be willing to dress like a bottle of tobasco sauce?

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[Lisa]

Hell! I thought I finally figured out how to do a picture.

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[Lisa]

~sigh~ it ain't easy being blond.

[CartoonistAndre]

I'm still partial to Lady Gaga's meat dress. I wonder if it's in the closet, a garment bag or a garbage bag.

[Melki]

CartoonistAndre wrote: "I'm still partial to Lady Gaga's meat dress. I wonder if it's in the closet, a garment bag or a garbage bag."

The freezer, I hope.

[CartoonistAndre]

I can't see her wasting a good flank steak. Wonder if she had to use the restroom during the show. That might've been awkward, but then, that woman is so creative it boggles the mind.

[CartoonistAndre]

And now for something different, a creative dance and visual feast from Britain's got talent;


I.ATTRACTION

[Melki]

CartoonistAndre wrote: "And now for something different, a creative dance and visual feast from Britain's got talent;


I.ATTRACTION"

That was pretty cool. I just hope someone doesn't yank out parts of it for a Cialis commercial.

[Rebecca]

Beautiful. Not at all funny, but beautiful.

[Melki]

Some truly dreadful baby names:

[Melki]

And then there's this:



Delight your friends with a coffee mug that has fake cigarette butts in it.

Yeah.

Seven bucks from Amazon.

[CartoonistAndre]

Funny stuff Mel. I once had a cup of coffee like that but it had real butts in it. It's a bitch to sift.

[CartoonistAndre]

Here's a funny cat, not hilarious, but pretty enjoyable.



Cat talking to bird

[Will]

And that video took me to this one ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY672...

It's something that has always bugged me. If there ever is a zombie apocalypse, why would only humans be affected? Why not puddy tats?

[Guy]

Melki wrote: "And then there's this:

Delight your friends with a coffee mug that has fake cigarette butts in it.

Yeah.

Seven bucks from Amazon."

I'm getting one.

[Rodney]

Found this funny!

[Melki]

Rodney wrote: "
Found this funny!"

Yep. That would do it for me.

[Rebecca]

I like it!

[Rodney]

two sites to brighten your day!

http://www.answers.com/article/132639...

http://www.parentsociety.com/most-vir...

[CartoonistAndre]

Those were fun, Rodney. Thanks.

Did you get another pc or just finding the phone easier to navigate?

[Lisa]

Rodney wrote: "two sites to brighten your day!

http://www.answers.com/article/132639...

http://w..."

Fabulous stuff, Rodney! Thanks for sharing. And welcome back!

[Rodney]

CartoonistAndre wrote: "Those were fun, Rodney. Thanks.

Did you get another pc or just finding the phone easier to navigate?"

I got another PC (wife got me a motherboard for my BD) but having issues with the OS install. Being an engineer, I have to do something complicated, and it's not working out. I get on between installs and post. I should go back to just a simple install, but I generally feel the need to make it outrageous. Weird personality quirk I guess.