General rules and sturff. And thingies. (heh heh... thingies)

[Mack]

So do you ever think about kissing her or are you too young and innocent? xD

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Oh yeah. Thought about that MMMAAANNNYYY times. I'm young, but I'm not innocent.

[Mack]

Really? So like what if you were playing Truth or Dare and you got dared to kiss her, would you do it?

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Oh totally.

[Mack]

On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you like her? (1 being not really and 10 being completely smitten)

[Mack]

Noooooooo!!!! GirlxGuyxGirl love triangles suck!!! I guess not for the guy...

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Yeah... no, it sucks for the guy the most. Definitely.

[Mack]

I don't care anymore.

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Oh. I bore you?

[Mack]

No. GirlxGuyxGirl love triangles just disgust me. My interest in the whole topic just died.

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Oh. Drop the triangle. Pretend it's a one-on-one.

[Mack]

No, I'll feel guilty.

*dramatic British accent* I know the terrible, scorching feeling of unrequited love! Now that I know there is one girl too many in your life, I cannot continue to encourage your love with Abby!

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Okay. You have a boyfriend?

Uh... What?

[Mack]

No, I don't have a boyfriend. I've never had a boyfriend. *cries* I've been asked out twice, once by a guy I consider my brother (SHORTER THAN ME), and another guy a year younger who only liked me because I was the only girl who was nice to him (ALSO SHORTER THAN ME). They were both rejected, except I said no to the first one nicely and no to the second one before he actually got to ask.

And don't worry about it.

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Oh. I'm sorry. I would ask someone out, but I'm too young. I need my birthday to come up.

But... What?

[Mack]

When's your birthday?

Nothing, I was just being melodramatic. Like Romeo and Juliet. The only one who actually had a spine was Juliet. When Romeo was "banish-ed" from Verona, he just rolled around on the floor crying. I'm not even kidding.

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

May 3. LONG way away.

Oh.... Yeah, Romeo's a whiny little bitch. He commits suicide because he's too dumb to realize the plan.

Sorry about the long time for rresponse.

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Oh hi... Yeah, she said she doesn't have a boyfriend. And my mistake. She's thirteen now. You know, It'll be really embarrassing if Eleanor le Fille de Hades reads this... But so? Do I give a rat's arse? NO... But yeah. Abigail does not have a boyfriend. Next issue: Getting up courage...

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Mack is trying bto convince me to ask out this girl I know.

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

I'm not a girl. I'm a guy. My profile picture shows Bailey Pickett from Suite Life on Deck. But I'll try...

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Thanks... I have a picture of me somewhere, that all my parent's friend love on Facebook. It's just me playing guitar with no shirt. I don't know why everyone likes it.

She said no. :'(

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Yeah. I love my guitar. It's a Korina Epiphone '58 natural finish Explorer.

Well, she didn't say no. She said 'No, I wouldn't go out with you.' So it was like rejection ^4.

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Yeah...

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Yeah. What don't kill ya will make you more strong, right?

God that song has awful grammar.

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

What the fuck?

[Master of Puppets (I'm pulling your strings)]

Why did you add that picture?