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[Vanessa]

Me: how does this always happen
like

also, that one is so accurate it hurts.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: I don't even ;n;
Did you see Graham's house? because it makes me giggle to no end.

RIGHT.

[Vanessa]

Me: It's uncanny.
Noo, I wanna see~

That should be the actual name.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: Top two~ http://ivianatsp.tumblr.com/post/5317...

I hate spiders.

[Vanessa]

Me: . . .I need a moment.

I'm okay with small ones, so long as they're black, for some reason. (that's not racist)

I hate things like worms, slugs, and caterpillars.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: his face in the bottom left.

xD I just can't deal with them.

same. ;n;

[Vanessa]

Me: xD

they're so eww.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: I dislike bugs in general. Especially tarantulas in AC (they're in all of the games, I think, but they're rare). I found two, except the first time I didn't know how dangerous they were, so I pulled out my net aND THE THING STARTED CHASING ME SUPER FAST AND AS SOON AS I TURNED AROUND TO CATCH IT, IT BIT ME OR SOMETHING AND I PASSED OUT LIKE WTF.

[Vanessa]

Me: OH MY GOD
THAT SAME F/CKING SH/T HAPPENED TO ME WITH A SCORPION
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

IT WAS LIKE ELEVEN AT NIGHT AND I NEARLY PEED MYSELF

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

ME: OH MY GOD. I FREAKED OUT SO HARD. AND THEN THIS OTHER TIME, I WAS TALKING WITH MY NEIGHBOR AND OUT OF THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN, THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE, SO A SOON AS THE CONVERSATION ENDED WE BOTH PUT AWAY OUR NETS AND I WENT TO GO CATCH IT BY SNEAKING UP BEHIND IT, BUT THEN IT JUMPED OFF THE CLIFF.

[Vanessa]

Me: SUICIDAL TARANTULA.

DON'T NO ARACHNIDS F/CK WITH IVI

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: XD BUT I JUST WANTED TO CATCH IT AND PUT IT IN THE MUSEUM.

[Vanessa]

Me: it's like you're a badass cop catching a dangerous criminal and it's like, "No, please, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE SLAMMER. I HAVE FIVE THOUSAND CHILDREN."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD I'm laughing so hard

[Vanessa]

Me: :3
I had cake for breakfast today so you know it's gonna be a weird time for me.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: XD I still haven't eaten anything. I should probably go get something brb

[Vanessa]

Me: Go, go eat~

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: nom nom nom~

[Vanessa]

Me: I've been trying to catch a bee and I got stung three times. ;n;

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: D: in AC?

[Vanessa]

Me: Yurs. If I was doing it in real life, you'd thought I'd have learned after the second sting. xD

They're too fast. :(

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: What I do is run down a bit, get out my net, keep running until I see them at the top of the screen, turn around and throw the net.

[Vanessa]

Me: I'll try that next time. I'm feeling a little salty, though, so I'll play tomorrow. xD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD It works for me most of the time. It gives you time to see them coming.

[Vanessa]

Me: Why can't they just be like snails? xD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: XD It's funny because I couldn't catch a snail for the longest time because I kept walking into flowers without realizing they were there and also because I missed a bunch of times.

[Vanessa]

Me: XD Aw. I just imagine you walking through the flowers, oblivious to a little itty bitty scream of terror.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: XD just skipping through some flowers, stepping on some snails, no biggie.

I was going through characters and I just realized you put Dublin for Aretta's character sheet, which isn't in the UK. ^^"

[Vanessa]

Me: I can't stop laughing because I read "stepping on some snails" in Spongebob's voice when he goes, "Steppin' on the beach BRRUP PUP PUUUP"

...fffffffffffff. I'll just have her family move. xD WE'RE GOING TO THE UK, GUISE~

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD OH MY GOD.

YOu could just change Irish to Northern Irish.

[Vanessa]

Me: xD oh Spongebob.

I did. :3

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: Spongebob was the best.

Aight~

[Vanessa]

Me: Sometimes I just wish the Irelands could make up.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: XD Same.

[Vanessa]

Me: Get your sh/t together, Irelands.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD Exactly.

[Vanessa]

Me: I should become Prime Minister or something and be like, "MAKE UP now kiss."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD Reconnect at the mouth

[Vanessa]

Me: you so get me.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: totes mah goats.

[Vanessa]

Me: <3

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: <3 :3

[Vanessa]

Me: I just put a mustache on Harry Potter so now he's really Hairy Potter.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: omg you didn't

[Vanessa]

Me: I did

I'm posting this on tumblr as soon as I can get to a camera

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: XD ah that's amazing.

[Vanessa]

Me: :3

I'm going to the movies, bbl~

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: Have fun~

[Vanessa]

Me: 'twas good. :3

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: What'd you see?